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Two Dicks in a Bar

Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate

Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join

comedy improv

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01:16:14

Chlorophyll, Coral Springs, and Catheter Bars

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/09/04

No topics are off the table, hilarious, unscripted, and unhinged. The Dicks tackle the three essential male needs, the horrors of dating in your 50s, and the logistics of using the “lemonade pitcher” to avoid getting out of bed to pee. Grab a beer and belly up to the bar.

01:28:16

Comets, canals, and comic…timing?

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/08/28

Join the Dicks, and their guest Angel, as the conversation spirals from the personal knowledge of a gruesome Florida man murderer to the torture of peeps in a microwave. Get ready to be schooled about country vs. the city living, the political correctness of the word “secretary”, and the superiority of Publix. Get ready for some hot chip horror stories, a flurry of dad jokes and heated debates Concerning UFOs vs UAPs… This episode has everything you’ve come to expect from Two Dicks in a Bar! Buckle

01:18:34

Porn, Politics, and Pig Farms: the Barroom Chronicles

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/08/21

The Dick’s deliver another round of unhinged conversation featuring 80s porn stars, political redistricting, and ethical dog killing. Be ready for raunchy humor, crude humor, and tales of salsa – throwing road rage.

01:19:59

Butt chugging, Mike’s medical misadventures, and...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/08/14

The Dicks go full circle! Take a guess, does the circle concern; micro-perforations in Mike’s colon, butt chugging inebriates, or gluten free breadsticks? We"re happy to have Mike back, and have a weighty conversation on spicy chips. Welcome!

01:25:55

Two Dicks in a bar: Shower temperatures,...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/08/07

After giving a shout out to Mike from the casino, the Dick’s discuss rollerskating crushes, Dungeons and Dragons, and Trump‘s latest labor drama (they don’t even mention the Epstein files). Get ready to hear about rage rooms, superior vices, and whether dogs or cats would save babies from land mines.

01:23:48

Deodorant, D&D, and Dubious Debates. That’s a lot of...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/07/31

Join the Dicks as the careen from debunking the moon landing conspiracies to debating the merits of $80 laundry detergent. This episode features unfiltered takes on everything from Dungeons & Dragons to the fact that furries are just mascots with benefits.

01:49:50

From Dark Elves to Dark Theories: A Podcast of Many...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/07/24

A chaotic blend of D&D character creation, conspiracy deep dives, and bizarre hypotheticals-like what happens if you teabag a severed head in-game. The gang also tackles the ethics of team names, the mystery of Epstein's list, and why pickle vodka should be banned.

01:27:15

Two Dicks in a Bar: The Colombian Clusterf*ck Chronicles

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/07/17

From motorcycle wipeouts off cliffs to costumes at a hippie hostel, this episode dives into the absurdity of a six-man Colombian escapade. Featuring: questionable meat, suspiciously bouncy horseback riders, and the eternal debate—Did that dog at customs even care?

01:35:02

Cops, Conspiracies, and College Dropouts - Two Dicks...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/07/10

Should all cops carry rubber bullets? Is the news irreparably biased? Did Nixon start it all? The Two Dicks tackle these questions (sort of) while reminiscing about failed careers, sugar mamas, and why Spider-Man should sound like a New Yorker. Spoiler: No conclusions are reached, but the salt content is high.

01:17:57

Politics, parking, and Plan B: the Dick’s tackle them...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/07/03

In this episode, the Dick’s dive into a heated political debate, covering everything from abortion rights to the national debt, before shifting gears to the chaos of downtown parking and the absurdities of social media. No topic is off-limits. Grab a drink and join the conversation! Spoiler: Do one agrees on anything.

01:05:55

News Deserts, Panther Bodies, and the Mystery of Slimy

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/06/26

In this episode, the gang tackles everything from the absurdity of modern media (thanks, Fox News) to the ethics of billionaires renting out Venice for weddings. They also uncover the shocking truth about Oscar the Grouch’s pet worm (RIP Slimy), debate whether Solar Opposites is just Rick and Morty Lite, and question why disgraced politicians keep getting re-elected. Oh, and someone brings up Epstein. Because of course they do. Strap in for another wild, unfiltered bar talk.

01:36:17

Monkey Business & Political Messes: Two Dicks in a Bar

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/06/19

This week, the guys dive into the weirdest animal behavior science has to offer—Capuchin monkeys using Howler monkeys as backpacks? Then, they tackle the latest political dumpster fires: Trump’s disastrous parade, Supreme Court rulings on gender-affirming care, and whether women are actually stronger than men (spoiler: science says yes). Plus, dating disasters, Florida’s unbearable heat, and why you should never trust a politician. Grab a drink and join the chaos!

02:25:37

From Looters to Dental Dams: A Very Normal Conversation

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/06/12

What starts as a debate over Trump sending troops to LA quickly spirals into… well, everything else. The guys discuss immigration facilities, unions, the 68 banned TV words, and whether tofu tastes like pennies. Featuring: questionable life advice, a deep dive into collar classifications (yes, really), and an unexpected history lesson on Hitler’s facial hair. Just another day at the bar.

00:59:42

The Dick‘s discuss revenge, spotting fake IDs , and...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/06/05

When asked what they brought to the table, the Dicks were proud to deliver. We were prepared to discuss steel tariffs, TACO love, the price of revenge, Ukraine‘s operation spider-web, 5-year-olds delivering black eyes, facial recognition. Wait until you hear what they decide to talk about.

01:28:02

Sports ball, Diddy‘s guests , and whale pee conveyer...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/29

This week on two decks, Jenna Ortega comes into focus on a Wednesday, bathroom washing becomes a conversation, and a 120 year-old bird takes flight off the lips of the Dicks. On the light side of the cast, get ready for Panther’s championship hockey, whiskey dick, and your mom.

01:40:24

Hikes, humor, and hijinks, get ready for the Dick’s...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/22

Join the Dick’s for an episode full of trekking the Benton Mackay Trail, the improper use of poison ivy while defecating, and an interesting theories about working bicycles.

01:41:20

Robots, gorillas, and racist grandmas, find your...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/08

The crew debates, humanoid robots and their threat levels, the hundred men verse one Gorilla debate, legal defense funds for killers and racists, and then the Dicks fall into a debate about organized religion. You know, classic bar talk.

01:47:24

Two Dicks in a Bar: autism theories, hiking, and...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/01

Join the chaotic banner as the guys discuss Jesse‘s upcoming 42-mile hike (with questionable preparation), RFK’s take on autism, Mike’s winning streak, and Putin‘s ambition. The rest of the space will be filled with Pearl Jam fanboying, USSR nostalgia, and whether Burt Reynolds could have pulled off being Han Solo. Get ready for another episode where the bar tab is the only thing longer than the tangent.

01:38:36

The Pope’s Dead, Let’s talk about snail butter.

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/04/24

The Dick‘s kick things off with Wednesday’s breaking news, the Pope died on Monday! Get ready for a deep dive and escargot texture, metaphors, and people who would permanently attach chains around their neck. Join the Dicks as they revisit the glory days opening for Michael Winslow, pitch a police Academy adult film, and ask the hard-hitting questions: Why does the Easter bunny hide eggs? (Spoiler: it’s to cover-up an affair.)

01:08:47

The Gators, Golf, and Golden Showers - alliteration...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/04/17

The Dicks dive into the absurd cost of lift tickets, the legitimacy of the moon landing (again, but without Alex), and Nate’s golden showers. Either way, you may not want to look up.

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