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Two Dicks in a Bar

Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate

Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join

comedy improv

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01:05:55

News Deserts, Panther Bodies, and the Mystery of Slimy

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/06/26

In this episode, the gang tackles everything from the absurdity of modern media (thanks, Fox News) to the ethics of billionaires renting out Venice for weddings. They also uncover the shocking truth about Oscar the Grouch’s pet worm (RIP Slimy), debate whether Solar Opposites is just Rick and Morty Lite, and question why disgraced politicians keep getting re-elected. Oh, and someone brings up Epstein. Because of course they do. Strap in for another wild, unfiltered bar talk.

01:36:17

Monkey Business & Political Messes: Two Dicks in a Bar

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/06/19

This week, the guys dive into the weirdest animal behavior science has to offer—Capuchin monkeys using Howler monkeys as backpacks? Then, they tackle the latest political dumpster fires: Trump’s disastrous parade, Supreme Court rulings on gender-affirming care, and whether women are actually stronger than men (spoiler: science says yes). Plus, dating disasters, Florida’s unbearable heat, and why you should never trust a politician. Grab a drink and join the chaos!

02:25:37

From Looters to Dental Dams: A Very Normal Conversation

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2025/06/12

What starts as a debate over Trump sending troops to LA quickly spirals into… well, everything else. The guys discuss immigration facilities, unions, the 68 banned TV words, and whether tofu tastes like pennies. Featuring: questionable life advice, a deep dive into collar classifications (yes, really), and an unexpected history lesson on Hitler’s facial hair. Just another day at the bar.

00:59:42

The Dick‘s discuss revenge, spotting fake IDs , and...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/06/05

When asked what they brought to the table, the Dicks were proud to deliver. We were prepared to discuss steel tariffs, TACO love, the price of revenge, Ukraine‘s operation spider-web, 5-year-olds delivering black eyes, facial recognition. Wait until you hear what they decide to talk about.

01:28:02

Sports ball, Diddy‘s guests , and whale pee conveyer...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/29

This week on two decks, Jenna Ortega comes into focus on a Wednesday, bathroom washing becomes a conversation, and a 120 year-old bird takes flight off the lips of the Dicks. On the light side of the cast, get ready for Panther’s championship hockey, whiskey dick, and your mom.

01:40:24

Hikes, humor, and hijinks, get ready for the Dick’s...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/22

Join the Dick’s for an episode full of trekking the Benton Mackay Trail, the improper use of poison ivy while defecating, and an interesting theories about working bicycles.

01:41:20

Robots, gorillas, and racist grandmas, find your...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/08

The crew debates, humanoid robots and their threat levels, the hundred men verse one Gorilla debate, legal defense funds for killers and racists, and then the Dicks fall into a debate about organized religion. You know, classic bar talk.

01:47:24

Two Dicks in a Bar: autism theories, hiking, and...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/01

Join the chaotic banner as the guys discuss Jesse‘s upcoming 42-mile hike (with questionable preparation), RFK’s take on autism, Mike’s winning streak, and Putin‘s ambition. The rest of the space will be filled with Pearl Jam fanboying, USSR nostalgia, and whether Burt Reynolds could have pulled off being Han Solo. Get ready for another episode where the bar tab is the only thing longer than the tangent.

01:38:36

The Pope’s Dead, Let’s talk about snail butter.

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/04/24

The Dick‘s kick things off with Wednesday’s breaking news, the Pope died on Monday! Get ready for a deep dive and escargot texture, metaphors, and people who would permanently attach chains around their neck. Join the Dicks as they revisit the glory days opening for Michael Winslow, pitch a police Academy adult film, and ask the hard-hitting questions: Why does the Easter bunny hide eggs? (Spoiler: it’s to cover-up an affair.)

01:08:47

The Gators, Golf, and Golden Showers - alliteration...

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2025/04/17

The Dicks dive into the absurd cost of lift tickets, the legitimacy of the moon landing (again, but without Alex), and Nate’s golden showers. Either way, you may not want to look up.

01:26:16

Moon landing conspiracies, political rants, and ball...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/04/03

Dick‘s display in an eclectic blend of captivating witty banter, wise discussions, and a strong sense of solidarity. Sit back as the Dick’s interrogate Trump voters, contemplate conspiracies, and lampoon Elon. So you know, a normal Wednesday.

01:32:10

You might wanna kick back with a bag of crack for...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/03/27

Grab your security blanket and get ready to be inundated with the latest and greatest conspiracy theories. Alex takes control of the crazy train, as it teeters on the edge of the thick Colombian white powdered rails. It’s so Florida, right?! Then, stick around and meet a new friend of the Dicks, Chris the black racist. Not really?… Anyway, Jesse stops suffering fools, Ed correctly confirms quantum entanglement (within a conversation, not scientifically), and… Nate recounts Jesse‘s disappointment in

02:03:52

Politics unplugged: spicy topics and the sweet hard...

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2025/03/20

Grab your favorite drink and join the Dicks for a raucous conversation on power, promises, and accountability. The Dicks dive into the absurdities of political promises, budget cuts, and why Musk may be the most overqualified ringmaster of all time. This episode will provide plenty of eye rolls and laughs, hopefully more of the latter.

01:51:24

Whitty Banner concerning hand jobs, comics, and...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/03/13

Join the Dick‘s for an episode full of superhero casting, celebrity gossip, and the chaos that is American politics. The Dick’s share laughs, insights, and personal banter as stories erupt into wild rides filled with unexpected tangents and plenty of drinks.

01:32:15

End of the world Wednesdays: Sloth skulls, tariffs,...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/03/06

Join the Dicks as they dive deep into the current political circus. They debate the merits of tariffs, the state of American democracy, and the bizarre circumstances surrounding Gene Hackman’s death. Buckle up for a hilarious and thought-provoking conversation.

02:01:46

Get ready for a tech-heavy discussion covering AI,...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/02/27

Join the Dicks for an episode covering everything from drug-fueled hypotheticals, governmental conspiracies, personal health disasters, and healthy dose of skepticism. They delve into the complexities of AI, the absurdity of political debates, and the ever-present threat of a 24-hour bug.

02:00:36

Subtitles, unfiltered, tangents, and swastikas....

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/02/20

After debating voice dubbing verse captions, the Dick’s get into Valentine’s Day capitalism, and why dogs might be better Covid detectors than tests. They also put RuPaul on the three dollar bill, get into a heated tangent on political tipping points, and the ethics of throwing Nazis into canals. Grab a drink and join the chaos!

02:05:13

Vaccines, UFOs, and Universal Basic Income: A Deep...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/02/13

In this episode, we tackle a wide range of topics, from the history and science of vaccines to the mysteries of UFOs and the controversial idea of Universal Basic Income (UBI). Join us as we debate the role of government, the ethics of scientific funding, and whether humanity is truly better off now than in the past. With heated discussions, unexpected tangents, and a few laughs, this episode is a rollercoaster of ideas and opinions.

01:28:08

The aurora borealis, lava shows, and penis museum:...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/02/06

What happens when you combine Icelandic humor, geothermal, spas, and a museum dedicated entirely to penises? This episode, that’s what! Jesse shared stories from an unforgettable trip to Iceland, including improv comedy shows, freezing cold, plunges, and a deep dive into the countries most unusual museum… The penis museum. The infamous Icelandic, Phallological museum, where animal penises, and penis shaped waffles reign supreme. Get ready for a mix of awe, laughter, and a little bit of WTF as we

01:34:04

Jesse‘s northern lights, Mike’s southern retribution...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/01/23

Warning: this episode will contain strong opinions, unexpected alliances (one of the Dick’s sides with the Cheeto colored Dildo!), and a healthy nuanced dose of strap-on discourse from the female perspective. You’ve been warned. =) smiley face.

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