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00:47:24

Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?

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2025/09/24

On The Show Today:🌀 On The Show Today:🌀 Why is my sperm hole twitching? — New research suggests the first buttholes were sperm shooters, not poop chutes. Vindication for the gays!🦴 Beef Bone Mania Returns — Our morbidly obese, Christ-fueled “bodybuilder” rises from the ashes to perform “squats” with a five-pound bone. Comments section goes biblical.✝️ Charlie Kirk’s AI Resurrection — After being shot in the neck, evangelicals can’t let him rest in peace. Instead, they whip up cringe AI sermons

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00:44:04

The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)

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2025/09/22

On Today’s Show:Craigslist Courtship, Cheryl-Style: Cheryl Murkowski recites a very real, very caps-locked personal ad. Spoiler: please have all your damn teeth.Principal on Crack? A Pennsylvania middle school principal goes full meth-head philosopher at a community event, screaming about socks while students film. Paid leave never looked so easy.Porn Beetlejuice Becomes Pussy Juice: A high-production-value porno parodies Beetlejuice, except it’s Pussy Juice. Yes, she squirts. No, the ending makes

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00:53:00

Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom

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2025/09/19

On Today’s ShowSponsorsHooligans / Hoolihans / Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessaville's drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby).Tim’s Life / Ashtabula UpdateMom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage and no spread in the thyroid. Next week: return trip for the doctor consult and next steps.Programming note: shows may be

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00:48:41

Mysteries of the Easily Explainable

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2025/09/17

On Today's Show:Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability varies), then rolls the tape.Blaxploitation trailer: Dark Town StruttersTim riffs on the genre’s naming “rules” and pitches new titles (on purpose over the line—classic DV

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00:30:45

Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown

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2025/09/15

Episode SummaryTim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting “I’m a Disney princess!” while resisting arrest in a hotel lobby.From there, Tim dives into the latest on the Charlie Kirk shooting: the gunman’s bizarre bullet inscriptions

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00:44:43

International House of Whores & Wurst

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2025/09/12

On Today’s ShowInternational Edition (per sponsor Whimsical)Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry.Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs.Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes.U.S. WeirdnessA completely derailed city council meeting filled with racism, chaos, and cut microphones.Fallout after Charlie Kirk is assassinated on a college campus. DV

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00:54:38

The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!

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2025/09/10

On Today's Show:Cold Open“My aunt done did shit herself again” — midnight mattress disaster confessional (bedside cleanup vs. sleep debate).Sponsor tag: DV listener Lubejob (“a bucket of his diarrhea…”) + Tim’s meltdown intro montage.Today’s Sponsor: DV listener LubejobRequests: (1) Play the classic “Lube Job” clip; (2) “good, juicy prolapse audio.”Tim recovered the ancient clip from DV archives (TellMe-era origin; first aired on DV circa 2005).TikTok “viral bedside table” = literal hospital

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00:45:38

The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted...

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2025/09/08

On Today’s Show:Our favorite prostitute, Sagittarius Shawty, proves once again she’s not the most gracious hostess.A new reality show contestant learns the hard way that prison doesn’t come with ChapStick.Alex Jones has a nuclear-grade meltdown over an ex-employee leaving Infowars.Plus: hemorrhoids, smartphones, and why “big toilet” needs to innovate.Domestic Drama: Tim shares updates on Lord Douche’s hoarding habit—complete with washed-out salsa jars, taco sauce packets, and 20 ice cream

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00:58:08

The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

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2025/09/05

On Today's Show:Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.”Housekeeping / Sponsor ReadsAdam & Eve: code FREAKListener sponsor: Cabana Guy (requests an Insensitive Reenactment)POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025TikTok sketch from @GuyFieriWhore: weaponized “Um,” whisper-talking, and fear of cringe.Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed“My name is Christopher Torres, and I took a picture of this lady’s behind.”Legal ≠ moral; Tim hates it but

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00:48:24

The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs

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2025/09/03

Today on the Show:Don’t mess with the Princess of Darkness—or her DID altars.A brand-new batch of dick queef (penis fart) audio research.Tourette’s TikTokers explain the delicate art of getting pierced mid-tic.A first date in Florida goes south when a sniff freak tries to run over his date after she won’t let him smell her feet.Plus: VRChat family roleplayers clash with Proximity Chat, Stephen Dawson AI laughs like Steve Urkel, and more listener-sponsored insanity.🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR

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00:43:26

From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over...

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2025/09/01

On Today’s Show:🎥 DV Monday Night Movie of the Week: Claws for Alarm — a chance encounter leads to love, implants, antennules, lobster hands, and the terrifying Longostino case.👵 Grandma insists on being eaten out — and yes, it’s just as horrifying as it sounds.🍔 A McDonald’s patron learns a hard lesson after throwing liquid at someone. Spoiler: he gets his ass kicked multiple times.🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee: meet Lovixian and his awkward beachside love ballad.🍑 Porn stars say the

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00:45:28

FIXED AUDIO - How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

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2025/08/29

On Today’s ShowListener Sponsorship: Big thanks to today’s sponsor, Freeloading Fucktard, who has bravely requested an episode free of body fluids (we’ll see how long that lasts).Opening Rant: A furious homeowner curses out a mortgage company, invoking stomach cancer, hexes, and dildo-headed ass wipers. Truly inspirational.Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: A woman butchers “I Will Always Love You” in multiple vocal styles—ranging from sheep bleating to clenched-jawed farm animal screeches.Incels at the

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00:45:28

How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos - AUDIO FIXED

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2025/08/29

On Today’s ShowListener Sponsorship: Big thanks to today’s sponsor, Freeloading Fucktard, who has bravely requested an episode free of body fluids (we’ll see how long that lasts).Opening Rant: A furious homeowner curses out a mortgage company, invoking stomach cancer, hexes, and dildo-headed ass wipers. Truly inspirational.Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: A woman butchers “I Will Always Love You” in multiple vocal styles—ranging from sheep bleating to clenched-jawed farm animal screeches.Incels at the

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00:46:43

King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave

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2025/08/27

🎙️ On Today’s Episode:Tip Rage: Tim breaks down tipping culture run amok, from fast-casual counter service to smoothie apps demanding gratuities for handing you your own order.Dasher Corey’s Downfall: A pizza delivery caught on a Ring cam ends with “fuck you” and a lost job.Scott Wolf Family Meltdown: The Party of Five star’s messy divorce, custody battle, and TikTok chaos courtesy of his ex-wife.Valentina Gomez Returns: The far-right flamethrower queen is back with Quran-burning theatrics and

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00:42:22

Welcome To IHOP, I'll Be Your Lesbian Predator

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2025/08/25

On Today’s Show:Mourning the loss of another beloved U-tard: King Cobra JFS has passed awayA religious drummer goes rogue and turns praise music into a personal drum soloA hot dog–costumed woman takes revenge with toilet paperAn IHOP waitress moonlights as a lesbian predator on the jobEpisode Sponsor: Thanks to Haley’s Comet for sponsoring today’s stupidity and praising DV’s commitment to hard-hitting “porn news journalism.” Want to sponsor? Just $25 via PayPal at show@distortedview.com.Tim revisits

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00:51:47

Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited

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2025/08/22

On Today’s Show:Alexis K. Tyler Claps Back: The queen of sexual wisdom tears into a critic with nipple-pulling, grease-rubbing fury.Musical Money Shots: A California music teacher accused of coating kids’ flutes with semen. (Yes, the instruments. Yes, the children played them.)Slip-Dick Legislation: Texas lawmakers try to ban your husband’s penis from accidentally “slipping” into the wrong hole. Sodomy laws meet laugh tracks.Bathroom AC Unit of Doom: Tim’s DIY air conditioning setup may cool him

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00:31:45

Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus

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2025/08/20

Distorted View Daily: August 20, 2025Episode HighlightsCrawl Up Satan’s Anus: A furious Christian caller leaves a scorching voicemail for her congresswoman, wishing her eternal damnation inside Satan’s rectum while lecturing about “hate crimes” and fake nails.Wrong House Rage: A man tries to kick in the wrong door demanding money, his girlfriend apologizes, and the situation turns into a bizarre apology-cash-throwing fiasco.Sock Sniffers Unite: A desperate fetishist offers $40 to women for their

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00:37:39

When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large

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2025/08/18

On Today’s Show:Scientology is back on its smear-campaign bullshit—this time on TikTok, going after Leah Remini.Lesbian rap star Humpback Chunk drops a preview of her new music… and it involves choking and “nutting.”The return of Thursday Lane: he’s still addicted to white male farts, still inventing new sexual titles, and maybe still lusting after family members.Florida Man in a full jester costume pulls a dagger on a landscaper—because lawnmowers are too loud.A British man with the world’s biggest

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00:50:58

Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes

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2025/08/15

Episode Summary:It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a full rundown of an MMA fighter’s dramatic airport meltdown, AI chatbot engagements, and a dinner plate assault in the name of dog

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00:56:39

“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING...

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2025/08/13

On Today's Show:✝️ Holy Hookers? – Meade Skelton floats the idea of a wholesome, Christian escort service. No sex, just prayer and companionship… because apparently that’s what the market has been crying out for.💩 PamperChew Returns – The adult baby/diaper fetishist resurfaces with new, unhinged content: vintage turd storage, microwave diaper cuisine, opiate-fueled ball pit adventures, and possibly unwitting diaper-play roommates.📮 Going Postal – A California mail carrier takes “great

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