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Distorted View Daily

Get Exclusive Shows Every Week: SUBSCRIBE TO THE SIDESHOW An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks.

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00:08:44

The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen -...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/11/07

As I mentioned on the Wednesday show, today's podcast is a little different: I've done a short video segment while I'm up in my hometown doing family stuff.🧠 Episode SummaryTim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and mesmerizingly bad haircuts, Bob continues to

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00:44:04

Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween...

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2025/11/05

On Today's Show:Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into the absurd with a remix of a teenage anti-abortion anthem, an unhinged trucker’s roadside bathroom emergency, a gun-wielding “good

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00:58:15

From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The...

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2025/11/03

On Today’s ShowMead Skelton vs. “Antifa”Mead claims a Richmond group (“Punks for Liberation”) posted “RVA beware” about him; he says he contacted the FBI. Tim revisits Mead’s deleted meltdown stream and his ongoing “hidden sin / lemon water / Satan gave me tachycardia” lore.Theme: Revisionist tough-guy Mead, reality check from Tim, and the eternal NAS-backed archive of The Cry Heard ’Round the World.Wife Material or… Not? (Podcast Freakout)Clip from a chaotic show with Goldie and Selena erupts after

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00:53:11

Halloween Family Therapy With Satan

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2025/10/31

On Today's Show:The Clip Keeper ushers in a dreadful Halloween edition.Ad Parody: Berry Papa Bawa cereal (General Farm Foods) — marshmallow bat-wings, alkyl nitrate toy surprise, and 100% daily Vitamin D with every… thrust.Lore drop: Papa Bawa (“bat wing”) — a modern Tanzanian shape-shifting demon with a sulfur reek, fixated on anal violation and publicizing his deeds.Tim plans a co-host; Satan pops in, bails for “family therapy,” actually appearing on The Latronda Brown Show.Talk-Show Meltdown

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00:42:03

A Four Alarm Booty Call!

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2025/10/29

On Today's Show:00:00:00Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT)00:18:08 Introduction01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby's10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: No24:42:00 Support The Distortion26:05:00 A Four Alarm Booty Call29:57:23 To Kill A Coachroach, The Whole Neighborhood Must Also Fry34:09:08Voicemail/Text:

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00:43:43

Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments

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2025/10/29

🩸 On Today's Show:Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy acid.👿 Satan Speaks — A Devil’s PR CrisisLouis Richard Marigold III (aka “the mainstream media’s Satan”) sets the record straight: he’s not running

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00:49:01

Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon...

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2025/10/27

On Today's Show:Presented by OldGlory.com — Over 300,000 items for music, sports, entertainment, and pop-culture fans. Use promo code FREAK for 15% off (exclusive to DV listeners).Tim kicks off the week with a fresh Mead Skelton meltdown (now blaming “lemon water” and demons for his colitis and rapid weight loss), a substitute teacher who vlogged her first—and last—day on the job, a doorman vs. tenant blow-up caught on camera, a MAGA streamer screaming into a megaphone no one can understand, and

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00:55:07

Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency

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2025/10/24

On Today's Show:Listener voicemail: A DV “bloody tampon” story got played during an NYU class for a creative-writing analysis. The prof called it “well-written,” everyone else gagged. 🩸📚Quantum Energy Squares — 10g protein, 100mg caffeine. Code: FREAK for 25% off at QuantumSquares.com.Listener Sponsor: Raphael (again!)—this time with the correct link. Mission: highlight “Hood Legend D,” the shirtless “gourmet” with the eternal low-battery smoke alarm.Feature: @tismala_hoodlegend_d (reads as

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00:52:28

Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat

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2025/10/22

On the Show Today:💩 Around the world in 80 scat clips😭 Mead Skelton’s tear-soaked livestream and demonic tree hallucinations🍔 King Ass Ripper returns with a mayo-soaked food binge🛏 When your smart bed tries to roast you alive🍑 The medical marvel of butt-breathing💿 Plus: a CPS-hating SoundCloud dad, fat-privilege categories, and one emotional farewell to DV’s very first sponsorAfter 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running

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00:49:45

Blasphemous To The Future

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2025/10/20

Sponsor: Quantum Energy Squares — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off.Tim kicks off the week with chaos, caffeine, and a spin of the Wheel of Misery after listener Rafael’s incomprehensible sponsorship note. The punishment: Ten Annoying Voices Throughout the Episode. From shrill grannies to Macy Gray ducks, no eardrum is spared.Meanwhile, Tim unveils Distorted View’s brand-new text line experiment, a saga involving vanity numbers like 4 DICK FARTS and 4 HAIRY CUNT, which

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00:50:20

Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy

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2025/10/17

Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.comA Houston ICU nurse gets a DWI and goes full Racist Nurse Ratched in the back of a squad car—then gets canned.Alexis K. Tyler’s latest live: generational drama, GWP (grown-woman pussy), “jack-o’-lantern” Halloween energy, and… uh… spirits in the crotch.Parking-lot standoff: too-big truck, too-small patience, zero solutions.Valentina Gomez drops an “America First” rap (chorus written by a placeholder).Two AI messes: a Florida “virtual

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00:44:51

Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection

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2025/10/15

🧠 On Today’s Episode:Masturbation for Science!Tim checks to make sure his dick’s still operational. It’s all about male health and quality control, folks.➤ “Sometimes it’s not about pleasure—it’s a systems check.”Confessions of an Old Lady WalkerTim celebrates a massive weight loss milestone (70 pounds!) and the thrill of fitting into decade-old “large” shirts again. Sadly, Lord Douche still won’t let him do laundry without internet surveillance.Air Fryer AnarchyWhen Lord Douche leaves town, Tim

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00:52:39

Mystery of the Upper Butthole

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2025/10/13

Good Feels — THC seltzer & drops: FREAK = 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+)On Today’s ShowWhich one of Tim’s siblings has a… bonus hole?Why winning the lottery might be the fastest way to wreck your lifeA police standoff settled with a Dairy Queen Blizzard“Helping a duck get away with murder” (a dramatic reading!)Voicemails galoreA vintage-style talk-radio mashup veers into conspiracy screeds, culture-war nonsense, and extremely ill-advised “solutions,” before we kick into DV

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00:37:25

Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain

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2025/10/10

Today's Show:1) Meade Skelton: From “frenemy” to cursedEmail from Meade: will no longer write songs for DV due to “spiritual issue.”Tim responds with gay-witch curses:Baldness hex (“From widow’s peak to naked crown…”)Erectile dysfunction (“soft as a wet limp noodle”)Theory: Meade blames DV for tummy/health woes; Tim vows double-down mockery.BaitBanditXL (SoundCloud): “Beat That Dick Up,” “A Masturbator’s Morning,” plus “gas station bait” recordings.Gooning lexicon, “All hail penis” chants; album

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00:47:53

Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/10/08

On Today's Show:1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View”Snow Plow Show Ep. 889: “The Dings Are Never Ending.”Brad keeps name-dropping Tim during fake “dinged your car” calls in Cincinnati, alleging Tim was handcuffed to a side mirror and tried to Slim-Jim a car for loose change.Callers threaten lawsuits; Brad doubles down by repeating “Tim Henson… Distorted View.”Tim’s take: thanks(?) for the promo, but also: I’M NOT INVOLVED, YOUR HONOR.(Tim will link the Snow

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00:42:48

Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/10/06

🌿 Show SponsorToday’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off - https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/Frankie the Antisemitic Vampire:Frankie McDonald rises from the dead—fangs in, brain out—as he delivers what might be the most unholy weather report ever recorded. Tim gives his take on “cancelled Frankie” and imagines what

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00:45:22

The Prolapse Cannoli

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/10/03

On Today’s Show🎶 A Sweet Transvestite Goes SourA listener favorite returns with a disastrous cover of Rocky Horror’s Sweet Transvestite. It’s more “sweet fistite” than sweet transvestite.🍰 The Prolapse CannoliHunger FF’s latest creation: whipped cream, a prolapsed asshole, and one very hungry bottom. Yes, there’s video.🛒 Motorized Cart Grand Theft AutoFlorida woman takes a Publix scooter joyride down Airport Road in Punta Gorda, claiming it was her ride to a medical appointment.🎃 Monster

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00:47:08

Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting

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2025/10/01

On Today's ShowTim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where “Jesus” gets tacked onto every filthy lyric. If you make it through the full barrage, congratulations—you’re officially broken.Outside of musical torture,

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00:57:26

Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of...

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2025/09/29

On Today's Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal, and rubberneckers tailing a London knife fight. Voicemails close out the show.Local news clip: Son allegedly stabs mother over a cheeseburger —

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01:06:09

Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/09/26

Today on the Show🎵 World Premiere: Meade Skelton debuts the official Distorted View song (with a historic “fucked up” from Meade himself)✝️ Rapture-palooza: TikTok prophets, crying-Jesus channelers, and post-September-24th cope🧪 Liquid Ass Attack: A fart-spray fiend costs a school district ~$55k🎄 AI Smut Ornaments: Mickey & Minnie (and friends) get extremely non-canon for Christmas🧈 Classic Replay Request: Lars’ pick — the Butterbell / Lord Douche OCD saga☎️ Voicemails: Bidet Day reminder,

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