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Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast

Green Blooded Bastard

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known

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Green Blooded Bastard - Forgive Us Our Trespasses

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/08/25

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming. Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently: coffee up her ass as Ben Affleck tea-bagged her, Gwyneth Paltrow

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16:45

Green Blooded Bastard - The Blue Drum

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/08/18

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum. This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.

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01:29:33

Green Blooded Bastard - Cleaner

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/07/07

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.

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0:00

Green Blooded Bastard Chaos Art Zine - 04

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/06/30

This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe! green blooded bastard

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02:13:25

Green Blooded Bastard - Sinners

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/06/22

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sinners. It's a pretty solid movie and it sure is better than that shitty Navy Seals V Demons, but that goes without saying. Ryan Coogler has big dick energy in this film.

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01:34:14

Green Blooded Bastard - Terminator Woman

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/06/08

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman. This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!

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01:56:33

Green Blooded Bastard - Steel Magnolias

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/06/02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!

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01:34:26

Green Blooded Bastard - Steel

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/05/25

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.

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02:12:49

Green Blooded Bastard - Fast X

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/05/11

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha

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01:33:21

Green Blooded Bastard - Death Wish 5: The Face of Death

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/04/20

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death. This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!

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01:30:37

Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater 3: His Law

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/04/13

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law. This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!

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01:32:39

Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/04/06

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster. This movie is fucking great and somehow weirder than the first one! Grade A strait to tape cheese!

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0:00

Green Blooded Bastard Chaos Art Zine - 03

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/04/01

This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe! green blooded bastard

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01:33:49

Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/03/30

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater. This movie is fucking great! Grade A strait to tape cheese!

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01:36:16

Green Blooded Bastard - Justice League: Crisis On...

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/03/24

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three. In this movie, shit hits fans all over the multiverse to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro, or something something anti-shit. Strap in!

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01:33:17

Green Blooded Bastard - Venom: The Last Dance

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/03/16

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: The Last Dance. Tom Hardy was like don't kill the horse please! HAHAHA

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01:02:43

Green Blooded Bastard - The Timekeepers of Eternity

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/03/09

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Timekeepers of Eternity. This is an artfuck chaos art fever dream remix of The Langoliers which I watched way back on 08/30/2015! Video link: https://vimeo.com/866783910

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55:33

Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child (Masters...

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/02/24

Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child (Masters Of Horror S1E9). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!

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01:22:25

Green Blooded Bastard - Escape Room: Tournament Of...

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/02/17

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions. This is a sequel to a film that we didn't know that we needed. Where is the threequel?!

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01:30:05

Green Blooded Bastard - Home Team

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/02/10

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Team. Not too bad of a movie surprisingly, but no Alien: Resserection! 10 Year anniversary of the podcast!

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