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PODCAST

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast

Green Blooded Bastard

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known

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All Episodes

06:11

Green Blooded Bastard - Zen - Grogu and Dust Bunnies

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/12/08

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Zen - Grogu and Dust Bunnies. Get zen bro.

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39:25

Green Blooded Bastard - The Wonderful Story of Henry...

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/12/01

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar. This fucking film is a wild one. Floating fucks, magic stuff and gambling... what more do you need!?

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18:57

Green Blooded Bastard - The After

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/11/24

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The After. This big cocked movie may be short, but size matters not when you have big dick energy!

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14:40

Green Blooded Bastard - The Resemblance

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/11/17

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Resemblance. This movie is about a family trying to gain some sort of closure about something to do with their dead son.

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01:36:17

Green Blooded Bastard - 12 Angry Men (1957)

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/11/10

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 12 Angry Men (1957). This big cocked movie still holds up and I just found out that they did a remake with a banger cast in the 1990s so I might also do that film too. Fuck it, bro!

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01:38:36

Green Blooded Bastard - Longlegs

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/11/03

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Longlegs. In this film, a pale horse-faced looking fucker named Longlegs is a Satan loving cuck, and there are some strange dolls that do weird shit!

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01:15:13

Green Blooded Bastard - Dementia 13

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/10/20

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dementia 13. This movie did some stuff and was ok for what it was more or less I guess.

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01:24:16

Green Blooded Bastard - Stealth Fighter

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/09/28

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stealth Fighter. This fucking movie is like an STD that you got from a toilet seat at a truckstop bathroom.

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01:42:30

Green Blooded Bastard - The Wizard of Oz

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/09/08

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wizard of Oz. This movie is about a girl named Oz and the Wizard that she must hunt down!

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01:34:20

Green Blooded Bastard - The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/08/31

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard. This movie is about a character named Hitman who jumps around in space and time to make a film that didn't perform as well as the first one. Have I reviewed the first one or not, I can't remember?

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12:16

Green Blooded Bastard - Forgive Us Our Trespasses

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/08/25

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming. Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently: coffee up her ass as Ben Affleck tea-bagged her, Gwyneth Paltrow

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16:45

Green Blooded Bastard - The Blue Drum

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/08/18

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum. This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.

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01:29:33

Green Blooded Bastard - Cleaner

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/07/07

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.

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0:00

Green Blooded Bastard Chaos Art Zine - 04

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/06/30

This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe! green blooded bastard

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02:13:25

Green Blooded Bastard - Sinners

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/06/22

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sinners. It's a pretty solid movie and it sure is better than that shitty Navy Seals V Demons, but that goes without saying. Ryan Coogler has big dick energy in this film.

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01:34:14

Green Blooded Bastard - Terminator Woman

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/06/08

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman. This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!

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01:56:33

Green Blooded Bastard - Steel Magnolias

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/06/02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!

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01:34:26

Green Blooded Bastard - Steel

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/05/25

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.

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02:12:49

Green Blooded Bastard - Fast X

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/05/11

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha

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01:33:21

Green Blooded Bastard - Death Wish 5: The Face of Death

Green Blooded Bastard"s Movie Commentary Podcast ·

2025/04/20

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death. This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!

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