Conner vs Cobb

38:13

Returning Sand

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/05/08

On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan tells Nick about his dreams, Nick brings up FB Marketplace for the 9,000th time, and they talk about audience feedback and Starbucks rewards. See Ryan on the road:June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy CellarOctober 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street –

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01:05:21

Nextdoor to Lunatics

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/05/01

On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick melt copper wire, break down their neighbors and FB Marketplace, a terrible financial decision, and Nick has an insane opinion on plants. The guys also play What Came First, Was this in Florida, Investor's Choice, and Rank Them.See Ryan & Nick on the road:CG's, Bolingbrook, 5/1-2 (Nick)Several cities TBA for RyanBuy Nick's shirts, hats, mugs, crop tops:http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com

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56:03

The Haunted Couch

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/04/23

On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick discuss late comics, food on the face, dead people on FB marketplace, tornadoes at shows and Flo. The guys also play Which Came First, Was This in Florida, and Rank Them. See Ryan & Nick on the road:Check ryanconnercomedy.com for infoBuy Nick's shirts, hats, mugs, crop topshttp://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com

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01:05:21

Ryan & Nick's Weekly Phone Call

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/04/17

On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about gross pools and hot tubs, the NextDoor app, "second responders", experts, and calling 911. The guys also play Investor's Choice, hypotheticals and Rank Them.See Ryan & Nick on the road:4/17 - Raue Center of the Arts, Crystal Lake, IL (Nick)May 7 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric (Ryan)May 8 – Denver, CO – The Bug (Ryan)June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar (Ryan)October 7 – Albuquerque – TBA (Ryan)October 8 – Santa Fe –

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53:37

Shark News

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/04/10

On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick join class action lawsuits, talk about nerd spring break, catching great white sharks, smart watches, and unveil Jinglemaster Tony's incredible March Madness Rank Them jingle. The guys also do their usual nonsenseSee Ryan on the road:May 7 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricMay 8 – Denver, CO – The BugJune 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy CellarOctober 7 - Albuquerque - TBDOctober 8 – Santa Fe – TumblerootPlease buy one of Nick's shirts, hats or

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01:15:22

Rank Them March Madness Episode!

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/03/27

OnthisveryspecialepisodeofConnerVSCobb,RyanandNickcompeteinaMarchMadnessRankThemcompetition.SeeRyanontheroad:May7-FtCollins-TheLyricMay8-Denver-TheBugJune15-21-LasVegas-TheComedyCellarPleasebuyoneofNick'sshirts,hatsorcroptops!http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com

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47:03

Extra Breathy

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/03/19

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's new book, Nick's shirts, and the Nextdoor app. Nick and Ryan also play "Florida", "Which came first?", answer some hypotheticals and of course "Rank Them". See Ryan on the road:May 7 - Ft Collins, COMay 8 - DenverJune 15-21 - Las VegasPlease buy one of Nick's shirts, hats or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.comRyan's memoir 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen is now available for presale. Order anywhere books are sold.

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01:01:02

Why Japan?

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/03/12

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's trip to Japan, his rocky return to LA, protecting your data, dog insurance and Honda birthday wishes. Nick and Ryan also play "Shark News", "Which came first?", "Investors Choice", answer some hypotheticals and of course "Rank Them". See Nick on the road:Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th (Nick)Please buy one of Nick's shirts, hats or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com

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55:51

Funeral Butt Chugging

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/02/24

On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss drinking at funerals, answering questions in the middle of the night, Freddie Krueger and Pisces horoscopes. Ryan has "Shark News," and they play their little games.See Nick on the road:Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14thPlease consider buying one of Nick's shirts or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com

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01:06:47

Laying on the High Dive

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/02/17

On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's fear of heights, the new sport of people running into each other, stolen autism valor and birthday text messages. Ryan shares some "Shark News," and they play "Florida Man: Hardcore Bondage," "Which came first?," "Just Ask Craigslist," the conspiracy theories game , answer some hypotheticals and of course "Rank Them". See Nick on the road:Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14thPlease consider buying one of Nick's shirts or crop tops

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59:37

Grand Opening

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/02/10

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss talk about weird business decisions, public proposals, a correction on Pluto, and more. Nick and Ryan also play many of their regular games.See Nick on the road:Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th

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01:03:13

Lectures on Enshittification

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/02/03

On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about a strange post-show encounter, when people give joke feedback, the rarest last name in the Philippines, corporate texts and Shark News. Nick and Ryan also play "Which Came First?, Just Asking Craigslist, answer some hypotheticals and of course they play Rank Them. See Nick on the road:Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th

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57:54

Builts Different

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/01/28

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss an encounter with someone who thought Ryan was dead, Nick's credit card welfare checks, Shark News, "builts" and performing in your hometown. The guys play "Just Asking Craigslist," "Investor's Choice," and "Rank Them."See Nick on the road:Sun Valley, Idaho - March 14th

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01:00:37

Low Budget Simulation

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/01/20

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's trip to a Star Wars village, Tony Danza's brother, Yippi Dogs and manatees. They also played "Just Asking Craigslist", "Investor's Choice", "Dinosaur Facts" and of course "Rank Them."See Ryan on the road:Jan 21st, Grandin Theater, Roanoke, VAJan 24th, Jammin Java, Fairfax, VA

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01:01:26

Ever Unpopular

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/01/13

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's armor, Ryan's Werther's originals, Ryan's dog and Ryan in general. They also played "Just Asking Craigslist", "Investor's Choice", "Florida" and of course "Rank them."See Ryan & Nick on the road:Jan 16 & 17 - Hey Nonny's & Second City (Nick)Jan 16 & 17 - Funny Bone, Des Moines, Iowa (Ryan)Jan 21st - Grandin Theatre, Roanoke, VA (Ryan)Jan 24th - Jammin Java, Fairfax, VA (Ryan)

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57:30

Leo the Copycat

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/01/06

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Yo Mama jokes, DQ off-menu ordering (yet again), copycat taco trucks, NPR, "Major League" and Rosie Perez's unlikely run on Jeopardy in "White Men Can't Jump." They also play holiday trivia, "Christmas Investor's Choice" and "Rank them".See Ryan & Nick on the road:Jan 9 & 10, CG's in Bolingbrook (Nick)Jan 16 & 17, Hey Nonny's & Second City (Nick)Jan 16 & 17, Funny Bone, Des Moines, Iowa (Ryan)Jan 21st, Grandin Theater,

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52:25

The Birthday Incident

Conner vs Cobb ·

2025/12/23

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about Ryan’s birthday, colonoscopies, Tiger Woods, The Great Butter Conspiracy, lost tuna in space, and the regular games. See Ryan & Nick on the road:Ryan:Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IAJan 21 - Roanoke, VAJan 24 - Vienna, VANick:Stay tuned

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01:08:17

In Defense of Uncle Buck

Conner vs Cobb ·

2025/12/16

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about the Elvis autopsy, Uncle Buck, Florida, Craigslist, and they play Rank Them.See Ryan & Nick on the road:Ryan:Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IAJan 21 - Roanoke, VJan 24 - Vienna, VANick:Stay tuned January Chicago shows

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57:07

Off Menu at DQ

Conner vs Cobb ·

2025/12/10

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's off-menu ordering at DQ, Ross surveys, Nebraska dumpsters, swag gaps and the Chicago Bulls. They also play "Was this in Florida", "Just Ask Craigslist", "Conspiracy Theories", "Investor's Choice", ask some hypotheticals and play "Rank Them"See Ryan & Nick on the road:Nick:Dec 10 - PhoenixRyan:Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IAJan 21 - Roanoke, VAJan 24 - Vienna, VA

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57:25

Dustina 3000

Conner vs Cobb ·

2025/12/04

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss saying "God Bless You", Minnesotans on red eyes, acting class secrets and upper decking. They also play "Investor's Choice", "Just Asking Craigslist", "Dinosaur Facts," and "Rank Them."See Ryan & Nick on the road:Dec 5 - ChicagoDec 6 - Mahomet, ILSee Ryan on the road:Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IAJan 21 - Roanoke, VAJan 24 - Vienna, VA

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