Conner vs Cobb

50:46

Anything for Mountain Dew

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/10/01

Nick and Ryan talk about Walmart customer service, a revolution in sandwiches, how to get out of a port-a-potty, Paranormal Activity on Broadway, Shark News, Tommy Wiseau, and a rapid burrito delivery system.Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release

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55:44

Mail Order Karate

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/09/24

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about being woefully unprepared on Naked and Afraid, Grindr crashing during the Republican Convention, a colonoscopy turning into a roast, and Rank Them!!!Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion

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50:54

Respect for the Grave Digger

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/09/17

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, the "men" discuss the joys of audiobook recording, the rampant disrespect toward grave diggers, what 666 actually means, misquoting Will Sutton, naked DoorDash'ing BK, Filet O' Fish abroad and returning blueberries to Costco. They solve the AirBnB problem and end it with a rousing Rank Them!!!Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque –

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47:12

Old-Fashioned Horseplay

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/09/10

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan breaks down his massage, Nick fixes low pay for teachers, Trump gold coins and high school football stadiums. They also guess the review and play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBANovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric

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46:43

It's Bobby Dazzling

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/09/03

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, they discuss Alone, Naked and Afraid, a hypothetical situation about the Masters, sniffing crimes, administration fees, Wolfie's cone, parking in Ryan's driveway, the Pope mummies, the Army and GTA. They also play Rank Them and a bonus game.Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 –

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58:35

Star Wars and Cholesterol

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/08/27

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Star Wars keeps coming up, Nick has a theory for something that could've stopped Trump from winning in 2016, more LDL talk, and the robot olympics. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBANovember

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47:24

Strong Spider-Man Opinions

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/08/20

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan tells Nick a terrible joke he heard at the dog park, Ryan revisits Nick's crowd work observations, Elon's jokes, what people have wrong about data centers, the new Spider-Man, and 1 star reviews of an adult toy. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe –

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49:29

Mumbly Peg

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/08/13

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick find their lone listener, learn about a nacho fart that evacuated a movie theater, discuss (the most dangerous game) mumbly peg, small talk, marmots, tree frogs and Ryan's least favorite--unnamed--restaurant. The boys also play "Rank Them."Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe –

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44:52

We Landed on the Sun

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/08/06

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick question being kicked off of YouTube, and talk about government leaks, compression socks, librarian aspirations, solicitors, speaking English and Italian cab drivers. The ladies also play "Rank Them."Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater

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51:45

Cracker Barrel Breaking News!

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/07/30

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about Breaking News!, Elon Musk "getting flak," the podcast controversy, summer in Europe, Alexa, Siri and saunas. The boys also play "Review of What?" and "Rank Them".Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBAJanuary 21 –

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42:13

I Guess it's Arson

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/07/16

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about a lunatic committed arson by burning something you will not expect, a four thousand dollar nut, the new Weird Science, elder abuse and revenge via Yelp. The guys also play "Rank Them."Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The

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44:52

Yu-Gi-Oh Controversy

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/07/09

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Nick's triumphant NBA2K22 season, neighborhood fireworks, the Trump helipad, Yu-Gi-Oh hygiene concerns, and UFO'ers. The guys also play "Rank Them."Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBAJanuary 21 –

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39:23

The Challenger Explosion & More!!!

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/06/30

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick remember the Challenger explosion, debate speakerphone etiquette, compare school relationships, talk about things you never see in movies, and the strategy of tryingz to get fired.The guys also play "Rank Them" and ask hypotheticals.Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets

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40:57

Finger Crimes

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/06/24

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Ryan's book, performing in Vegas, Ranch dressing, power whistling, and how not to stop a dog attack.The guys also play "Investor's Choice", "Just Asking Craigslist" and "Rank Them".Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen See Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The FunnyboneJanuary 23 –

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57:20

Dinosaur Kumite at the White House

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/06/17

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Taylor Swift, the World Cup, the 250th celebration weigh-in, crows and people capitalizing on Father's Day. The guys also play "Rank Them."

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48:56

Elephants Are Soft

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/06/09

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan challenges Nick to identify common plants, Tommy Tuberville runs for governor, Nick is on the wrong end of a life insurance scam, and there is Shark News . The guys also pay tribute to their late and great friend Jerry Rocha.Pre-order Ryan's book, 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen, anywhere books are sold.Buy Nick's awesome shirts:https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy CellarOctober 22 – Albuquerque –

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47:31

My Stuff in the Middle, AGT, and America at 250

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/06/02

On this fiery episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick discuss the stuff in the middle, resignation speeches, AGT, America at 250 and FIFA parking fees. A barnburner! The guys also answer a couple hypothetical questions and play "Review of What?" and "Rank Them."See Ryan on the road:June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy CellarOctober 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The

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55:11

World Cup Scammed

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/05/26

On this phenomenal episode (Nick's words) of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick politely debate email salutations, Ryan's beef with FIFA, Nick missing Tom Petty for Wendy's and Ryan idiotically missing Radiohead. Good times! The guys also play Kai's new game "Review of What," "Investor's Choice," and of course, "Rank Them".See Ryan on the road:June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy CellarOctober 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin

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54:03

Giving It To You Straight

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/05/15

On this fiery episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about awful corporate galas, AI getting brutally honest, and showing up too early to Flight of the Conchords.See Ryan on the road:June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy CellarOctober 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort

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38:13

Returning Sand

Conner vs Cobb ·

2026/05/08

On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan tells Nick about his dreams, Nick brings up FB Marketplace for the 9,000th time, and they talk about audience feedback and Starbucks rewards. See Ryan on the road:June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy CellarOctober 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street –

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