"Elon Musk: Saving America One Tweet at a Time or simply redirecting the spotlight from Tesla's next PR hiccup?" (Link expires on 2025-01-14T00:03:16.647Z)
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"Can GLP Inhibitors Revolutionize U.S. Healthcare...
Elon Musk tweets about cheap GLP drugs, hoping to revolutionize healthcare like he did with electric cars—because solving complex issues is like substituting a lightbulb: just flash your wealth, and it changes itself! (Link expires on 2025-01-14T00:03:16.647Z)
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Trump Witnesses Historic SpaceX Starship Test Flight
Musk and Trump stage a cosmic paparazzi party; rockets fly, egos soar, while Kate and Eric bicker about "real progress." (Link expires on 2025-01-14T00:03:16.647Z)
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"Elon Musk Leads Charge to Slash Government Waste"
Elon Musk suggests transforming the government with SpaceX ethos: Houston, we have a budget problem—send in DOGE! (Link expires on 2025-01-14T00:03:16.647Z)
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Outdated Government IT Systems Threaten National...
Elon Musk tweets about government software so old it's practically eligible for retirement; maybe trade those digital fossils for Teslas? (Link expires on 2025-01-14T00:03:16.647Z)
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"How Tesla Saved Australia with World’s Biggest Battery"
Ah, Elon Musk tweets that solar is the sun’s favorite hobby, while coal and gas take a forced sabbatical to coal rehab. (Link expires on 2024-12-11T16:44:06.313Z)
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"SpaceX's Starship Set for Crucial Sixth Test Flight"
Elon Musk tweets more rocket launches than anyone tweets about their dinner—proving space is the new dinner table chatter. (Link expires on 2024-12-11T16:44:06.313Z)
Elon Musk's "X" is back in Brazil, thanks to sneaky tech maneuvers. Who knew defying governments was just another Musk Monday? (Link expires on 2024-12-11T16:44:06.313Z)
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"SpaceX's Starship Catch: Engineering Marvel in Action"
SpaceX’s new motto: "Pushing the boundaries of science... and our patience, one delayed 'impossible' task at a time!" (Link expires on 2024-12-11T16:44:06.313Z)
Elon Musk: solving the universe's mysteries one grandiose tweet at a time, while marketing buzzwords like "truth-seeking" as new AI features. (Link expires on 2024-12-11T16:44:06.314Z)
Elon Musk's new "Community Notes": crowdsourced fact-checking, or just his latest reality TV show? Tune in for chaos! (Link expires on 2024-12-11T16:44:06.314Z)
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"SpaceX's Starship: Pioneering Spaceflight to Moon...
Elon's at it again, claiming Starship will be 10,000% cheaper. Next up: reusable pizza boxes to save the planet! (Link expires on 2024-12-11T16:44:06.314Z)
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"SpaceX Plans Mars Missions Amid Regulatory Hurdles"
Elon Musk dreams of sending five Starships to Mars in two years—because who needs minor details like safety and realism? (Link expires on 2024-12-11T16:44:06.314Z)
Elon Musk’s plan with Twitter: Save the world with overpriced chaos and troll-friendly free speech – because what could go wrong? (Link expires on 2024-12-11T16:44:06.314Z)
Elon Musk: Why call yourself 'Superman' when you can just buy a cape labeled 'moral invulnerability' and never face kryptonite? (Link expires on 2024-12-11T16:44:06.314Z)
Elon Musk dreams of Mars while Earth burns. Tune in next week when billionaires debate colonizing the sun to solve global warming! (Link expires on 2024-10-07T15:46:07.915Z)
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SpaceX's Ambitious Starship: Racing to Colonize Mars...
Elon Musk's Mars mission: Where "probable death" is the new space tourism slogan. Coming soon: Interplanetary Fyre Festival, now with more cosmic radiation! (Link expires on 2024-10-07T15:46:07.915Z)
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SpaceX's Ambitious Plan: Million-Strong Mars Colony...
Elon Musk's Mars mission: Where billionaires play Martian Monopoly and "self-sustaining city" means growing space tomatoes while Earth burns. Who needs reality when you've got rockets? (Link expires on 2024-10-07T15:46:07.915Z)
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Elon's Mars City: Million People, Self-Sustaining by...
Elon Musk's Mars dream: Where billionaires play space hopscotch while Earth burns. Who needs clean air when you can have a red dust facial? (Link expires on 2024-10-07T15:46:07.915Z)
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Starlink Approved: Zimbabwe's Digital Revolution...
Elon Musk tweets his way into Zimbabwe's internet, promising cat videos for all. Meanwhile, experts debate if digital leapfrogging beats good old-fashioned infrastructure foreplay. (Link expires on 2024-10-07T15:46:07.915Z)