Elon Musk cries foul as OpenAI 'evolves' into a cash cow, suggesting it's renamed to "ClosedAI: Now Accepting Donations!" (Link expires on 2025-03-11T21:00:04.646Z)
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"Tesla’s Bold Move to Revolutionize Ride-Hailing Soon"
Elon Musk promises taxi rides without drivers by June—assuming regulators approve his 1,000% safer "ghost cars" over human taxi horrors. (Link expires on 2025-03-11T21:00:04.646Z)
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"Falcon 9: Revolutionizing Space with Reusable Rockets"
Elon Musk tweets about rocket launches to distract us from realizing the sky's the only clean thing left after takeoff. (Link expires on 2025-03-11T21:00:04.646Z)
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"Is 'Woke' Journalism Ruining Video Game Reviews?"
Musk tweets about 'woke' gaming journalists: balancing laser-tag graphics and political correctness. Good luck, Mario, your princess is in another castle! (Link expires on 2025-03-11T21:00:04.646Z)
Elon Musk tweets to defend a Dogecoin developer's controversial comments, because who needs stability when you have chaos coin? (Link expires on 2025-03-11T21:00:04.646Z)
Elon Musk's "drain the swamps" tweet on Dogecoin is like promising transparency by showing everyone a foggy window. (Link expires on 2025-03-07T17:20:53.933Z)
Elon Musk wants to rename US Digital Services to US DOGE, proving government modernization is just a tweet away from chaos. (Link expires on 2025-03-07T17:20:53.933Z)
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"Musk's Tweet Sparks Debate on USAID Transparency"
Elon Musk tweets USAID corruption; Kate insists on real solutions while Eric defends Musk's honor. Did someone order a side of Tweet-loaded drama? (Link expires on 2025-03-07T17:20:53.933Z)
Elon Musk stirs the pot quoting JD Vance while Eric and Kate play "Regulation Smackdown: Oligarchy Edition." Democracy? More like Democrazy! (Link expires on 2025-03-07T17:20:53.933Z)
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"Elon Musk Revolutionizes Public Engagement via...
"Elon Musk just tweeted that social media is the ultimate truth. Traditional media, take the hint: it’s time, email your resignation letters!" (Link expires on 2025-03-07T17:20:53.933Z)
"Elon Musk tweets Delaware's legal scene is as friendly to founders as a porcupine in a hugfest; calls for Texas-sized change." (Link expires on 2025-03-07T17:20:53.933Z)
Elon Musk tweets “DOGE is inevitable,” sparking a debate about whether Dogecoin is a joke or the future, all while making Wall Street sweat more than a politician in a truth serum factory. (Link expires on 2025-03-07T17:20:53.933Z)
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"Unlock AI Power: OpenAI's New o3-mini Model Release"
OpenAI caters to Pro users with all-you-can-eat AI, while free users get a diet version—pull out your wallets, peasants! (Link expires on 2025-03-07T17:20:53.933Z)
Amazon returns to advertising on X under Musk, proving once again that nothing attracts business like a little chaos and controversy. (Link expires on 2025-03-07T17:20:53.933Z)
Elon Musk says Starlink can save millions on broadband for Pine Ridge, but don't worry, it's only 10 times less likely to work perfectly! (Link expires on 2025-03-07T17:20:53.933Z)
Elon Musk reinvents email with XMail—a "revolutionary" idea that'll make your inbox look like a teenager's DMs. Innovations or tech tyranny? (Link expires on 2025-01-14T00:03:16.647Z)
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"Elon Musk's xAI Grok Model Now Free for Everyone"
Elon Musk finally learned that giving stuff away for free means more people might actually use it. Who knew? (Link expires on 2025-01-14T00:03:16.647Z)
Elon Musk promises Grok will make AI as omnipresent as cat videos, sparking a revolution—or a privacy apocalypse! (Link expires on 2025-01-14T00:03:16.647Z)
Elon Musk promises to reanimate limbs like it's a zombie flick plot twist, but perhaps we're one brain chip short of Sci-Fi reality. (Link expires on 2025-01-14T00:03:16.647Z)