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Bitch Bible

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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All Episodes

00:59:45

Woman in Crisis!

Bitch Bible ·

2026/08/04

Jackie has a harrowing near death experience with her geriatric grandmother, tackles climate change and recaps the latest pop culture happenings.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:LOLA BLANKETS: Get 40% OFF with code BIBLE at checkout when you go to www.LolaBlankets.comLITTLE SPOON: Use code BIBLE for 30% OFF your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESKYLIGHT: Get $30 OFF their 15" calendar at www.MySkylight.com/BitchBibleTONAL: Use code BIBLE to get $200 OFF your TONAL purchase at

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00:26:39

Bump Bible: A Gender Bender

Bitch Bible ·

2026/07/30

It is week 7 and the symptoms are symptoming. The future demon seed is the size of a blueberry and driving Jackie into the arms of a Wetzels Pretzels whilst spiraling over a non FDA approved DIY Amazon gender test. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:The Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at https://www.AbsorbMore.comZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at

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01:08:40

Entertaining the Masses with Nina Parker

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2026/07/28

Jackie sits down with tv host Nina Parker to discuss their days together in Entertainment TV, why Jackie hates check-ins, and Clyde's alien abduction story.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Nutrafol: Go to https://www.Nutrafol.com and use Code BIBLE to get $10 OFF your first month's subscription and free shipping.Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at https://www.Ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLESKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at

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00:25:27

Bump Bible: Trepidatious

Bitch Bible ·

2026/07/23

Week 6 and Jackie is in limbo. Things are starting to get real, but she can’t tell anyone about the pregnancy yet. Except everyone at her local Italian Deli, of course.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comJones Road Beauty: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get a free full size mascara with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at

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01:05:00

Straight Outta Economy

Bitch Bible ·

2026/07/21

Jackie is getting back to her economy roots and discusses a confrontation at Nordstrom Rack, manipulating pregnancy in her favor, and the joy of Ashley Judd’s Instagram.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLEArticle: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/discount/bibleSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleLeesa: Get 25%

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00:42:13

Bitch Bible Classics: Loner Boner

Bitch Bible ·

2026/07/18

Jackie recaps the Real Housewives, the local hero that lost it after no birthday gift and delights listeners with a Grammy worthy vocal performance!Thanks for supporting my sponsors:ZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces, at

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00:28:41

Welcome to the Bump Bible

Bitch Bible ·

2026/07/16

Jackie begins a chronicle of her second pregnancy, speaking directly to moms with deep maternal care, understanding, and Plan B jokes. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Skylight Frames: Get $30 off your 15-inch calendar by going to www.MySkylight.com/BITCHBIBLEBoll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy

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00:57:14

The Chosen One

Bitch Bible ·

2026/07/16

The stars have aligned to bring back El Pollo Loco’s BBQ Black Beans and the Taco Bell Enchirito just as Jackie is starting her third trimester and ravenously hungry. The universe has spoken. Jackie is the chosen one. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Tonal: Use code BIBLE to get $200 off your Tonal purchase at www.Tonal.comPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleRocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLEZBiotics: Use code

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01:02:36

Dork Dork 2000

Bitch Bible ·

2026/07/07

Jackie celebrates the union of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce by reviewing their modest guest list, describes Clyde’s role in her recent public nudity, and spreads the mantra of Hate Without Reason.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Leesa: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleUse code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHThis episode is sponsored by

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01:07:56

Community in Misery.

Bitch Bible ·

2026/06/30

Jackie’s in a mood after being continuously serenaded by Shakira seven days a week and discusses the most recent kerfuffle in the backyard renovation, her murderous Andrew fantasies, and her ability to perceive dark energy in the brightest of places.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comBoll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleThe Absorption

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01:13:21

The Patina Princess

Bitch Bible ·

2026/06/23

Jackie is hunkered down against toxic smoke and gives an update on the backyard renovation, ridicules Andrew’s new recreational basketball league, and marvels at his lack of wedding music knowledge.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comLeesa Mattresses: Get 30% off select mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comOSEA: Get 10% off your first order site-wide with code JACKIE at

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00:45:17

Bitch Bible Classics: $6.66

Bitch Bible ·

2026/06/20

Jackie gets baptized after a demonic bowl of poke, discussed the highly anticipated sequel to "Frankly, Anne" and offers free public relation guidance to Rachel Hollis and Khloe Kardashian.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerNutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comRevolve: Shop at www.Revolve.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15%

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01:03:33

Ugly, Fat, Poor

Bitch Bible ·

2026/06/16

Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen. Especially Kathleen.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Thanks to Article for sponsoring this podcast! Article is offering my listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. To claim, visit www.article.com/discount/bible and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout.Boll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off

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01:02:36

Future Rich with Haley Sacks

Bitch Bible ·

2026/06/09

Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially responsible than professional services, and why Birkin bags are a bullshit investment.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:The Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at www.AbsorbMore.comLeesa: Get 30% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comRevolve: Shop at

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01:08:47

Red Flags with Jared Freid

Bitch Bible ·

2026/06/02

Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared’s new book Walking Red Flag. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/discount/bible. The discount will be automatically applied at checkout. ZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to get 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at www.Zbiotics.com/BITCHBIBLE Quince: Get free

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01:00:50

A Duplex of Disdain

Bitch Bible ·

2026/05/26

Andrew makes a rare appearance to attest to Jackie’s record-setting recent bitchiness, while she gives the world a warning, reveals her kink, and updates her views on Danielle from Summer House.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Jones Road Beauty: Use code Bitchbible to get a free free gift with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.com Revolve: Shop at www.Revolve.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order. #REVOLVEpartner Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first

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00:53:55

Bitch Bible Classics: Meet Me At Alcatraz!

Bitch Bible ·

2026/05/23

Jackie leaves the country with a real bang by planning the Bitch Bible retreat at Alcatraz island, shares her most recent valley kabob experience, Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber TikTok trauma and why Anne Hathaway is a time traveler.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE Quince: Get free shipping

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01:06:44

AcTuALLy

Bitch Bible ·

2026/05/19

Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates starting a Go Fund Me. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Boll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping during the Memorial Day Sale at www.BollAndBrand.com/bitchbible OSEA: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your first order site wide at www.OSEAMalibu.com Ritual: Save 25% on your first month at

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01:09:18

Hallelujah

Bitch Bible ·

2026/05/12

Jackie is fresh off celebrating herself for Mother’s Day and rips overly sentimental holiday social media posts, continues her delayed review of Summer House, and discovers the traits she shares with Joe Jackson.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Brodo: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLE Kindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIE Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off

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01:02:59

The Bitch Wears Prada, Too

Bitch Bible ·

2026/05/05

Jackie is back from a weekend of circus acts, self-care, and Miranda Priestly and recounts a surprising trip to a psychic, reviews the Devil Wears Prada 2, and plans an upcoming Mother’s Day argument with Andrew.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.article.com/discount/bible Revolve: Use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at

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