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Bitch Bible

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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01:12:15

Cushions in Captivity

Bitch Bible ·

2026/10/06

Jackie is ready for Off Brand October and is reminded of the enormous stupidity of the general population, stalks a man over patio cushions, and has not one but two public altercations.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLERevolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH #REVOLVEpartnerBoll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 15% % off site-wide at

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00:23:11

Bump Bible: Gestational Diabetes Warrior

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2026/10/01

28 weeks and Jackie aces her gestational diabetes test, reveals that pregnant women online are the new Al-Qaeda, and gives an update on the level of her doomsday baby fund.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:05:48

Effortlessly Cool with Heather Dubrow

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2026/09/29

Jackie sits down with Heather Dubrow to discuss how important she is to RHOC, why feeling like a local while traveling is overrated, and how much time is spent dreaming of murdering their husbands.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLEOSEA: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your first order at www.OSEAMalibu.comNutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSKIMS: Shop

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00:28:18

Bump Bible: Winded and Panting and Gasping

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2026/09/24

24 Weeks and we're viable, baby! Whatever that means. Jackie is doing what she can to feel as luxurious as possible: elevated water, candles, and forever chemicals.Thanks for supporting this week’s sponsor:Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:01:18

Speedballing

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2026/09/22

It’s Yom Kippur and Jackie reflects on life to find she’s perfect in every way, but she hates her family and the backyard renovation is dangerously close to getting her kicked out of the neighborhood.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 15% your first order at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLESKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at

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00:44:16

Bitch Bible Classics: Atonement Lewks

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2026/09/19

Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news of Kylie Jenners cereal habits and why Bert an Ernie are due for a Brokeback Mountain sequel. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Nutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE

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00:23:07

Bump Bible: Push It

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2026/09/17

22 weeks and you know what, Jackie’s feeling pretty good. She's accepted the reality of having two boys, discovered a miserable community of mother’s to-be on TikTok, and is Getting. Shit. Done. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:08:28

A Place of No

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2026/09/15

Jackie is channeling Kelly Killoren Bensimon, is all out of fucks to give, and unleashes her wrath on something that not nearly enough people are angry about: Hammocks.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/BIBLERevolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH #REVOLVEpartnerJones Road Beauty: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get a free full sized Mascara on your first purchase at www.Jonesroadbeauty.comThe

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00:24:48

Bump Bible: So Close, Yet So Far

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2026/09/11

Week 20 and Jackie is halfway through! But only halfway through… She’s passing the time playing one-way hide and seek, planning the nursery, and groundhogging.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Freestyle: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first 3 months of a Freestyle diaper subscription at www.Freestyle.world/BIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at

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01:00:59

There Can Be Only One Beyoncé with Craig Conover

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2026/09/08

Jackie sits down with Southern Charm's Craig Conover to talk about appropriate drinks to order on a date, the Destiny’s Child dynamic in a relationship, and his new book Patch Work: Bee Brave. Bee Kind. Bee You.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:OSEA: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your first order at www.OSEAMalibu.comBoll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 15% % off site-wide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at

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00:23:24

Bump Bible: Fat Fat Fat

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2026/09/04

Week 16 and Jackie is feeling joyful and light, and finds herself understanding Phaedra Parks, eating an alarming amount of Red 40, and planning her future best selling pregnancy book.Thanks for supporting this week’s sponsor:Momcozy: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off at www.Momcozy.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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00:57:55

Anti-Fungal Bitch

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2026/09/01

Jackie is holed up with her pistol packing housekeeper and discusses Andrew’s sloth-like response time in emergencies, her recent ingestion of a canine anti-fungal, and the value of strength in stillness.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Revolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 15% your first order at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE

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00:25:01

Bitch Bible: I Am Baby

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2026/08/27

Week 14 and Jackie has turned a corner. She’s having a blast being her best bitchiest self, enjoying forbidden sushi, and letting everything hang out.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Vinted: Download the Vinted app for free to start listing with no seller feesLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:09:34

Painfully Particular

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2026/08/25

Jackie is fresh off a trip to Ojai and discusses the hellscape of hotel children’s pools, Blake Lively’s cake baking, and the gift of an awkward birthday text message.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Skylight Frames: Get $30 off your 15-inch calendar by going to www.MySkylight.com/BITCHBIBLEThe Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at www.AbsorbMore.comJack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comArticle: Get

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00:43:30

Bitch Bible Classics: New Money Valley Stripper

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2026/08/22

Jackie accidentally ingests aluminum foil, has a come to Jesus moment over a 1 star review, has another psychotic break about why she can't get guests and deep dives Jen Shah's counterfeit bags.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLESKIMS:

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00:24:36

Bump Bible: It's a... Bitch

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2026/08/20

Week 12 and Jackie is coming out of the woods of her first trimester, finally enjoying food again, and ready for a gender reveal.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:13:02

My Birthday Hate List 2026

Bitch Bible ·

2026/08/18

Welcome to the Second Annual Jackie Schimmel Bitch Bible Spectacular 2026 List of Things I F****** Hate, in honor of her birthday.Thank you for supporting my sponsors:Revolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHLadder: Get a 7-day trial with no credit card and $10 off your first month if you join at www.Ladder.fit/BitchBibleJones Road: Use code BitchBible to get a free gift with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.comRitual: Get 25% off your first month at

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00:22:53

Bump Bible: Regret & Robitussin

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2026/08/13

It's week 10. Jackie is in the depths of despair while fighting off a cold and she has a few words for the keyboard Kelseys.Thank you for supporting my sponsors:MomCozy: Get 20% off with code BIBLE at www.MomCozy.comPique: Get 20% off FOR LIFE, and a complimentary gift at www.PiqueLife.com/BibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:06:28

Last Stop with Stassi Schroeder

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2026/08/11

Jackie is joined by Stassi Schroeder to talk all about her #1 hit show, House of Stassi, the do's and don'ts of holiday home decor, and how to be a star.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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00:24:14

Bump Bible: Vinaigrette Measures

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2026/08/06

Week 8. Lights are dim, nausea closing in... Jackie stares into the abyss as she recalls the homemade remedies she took to ensure Clyde's younger sibling matches the wallpaper she already bought.Thank you for supporting my sponsors:This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to www.BetterHelp.com/BitchBibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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