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The Horny Housewife

Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts

This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still

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EP 55- Are You Good in Bed? Ft. Audio Erotica (MFF)

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/11/22

Happy Monday Freaky Fam, today Im lightly toasting a listener question, because like Ive always said we keep it 100 here, so sometimes we need to realize when we are the ones being the problem in our relationship. Todays topic is "what defines us as 'being good In bed?'" spoiler alert- its not doing anything your partner asks just to please. its much more than that-and also less. This months audio erotica segment is part 1 of a story entitled "Sharing is Caring" (MFF) and its hott and steamy - if

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EP54 - The Female Orga$m

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/11/15

Today we talk about the lady parts, the female body, the female orgasm. Discussing the different types of orgasms, the TWO orgasms gaps- one desperately needing to be closed, stunning statistics about orgasms, and what you can do to maximum her chances, and both of your pleasure. spoiler alert** including pro-tip how to climax together, and how to know how to touch her in the way she likes STAT. Todays listeners questions- A married man with two young kids is missing feeling desired, he created an

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48:33

EP 53- So you want more sex.

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/11/08

Get out your fucking notepads and I'm not kidding in the slightest. IM BACK freaky-family, and today I'm about to tell you the gods honest truth, as to why your spouse isn't fucking you more. Maybe they hate your guts, maybe they are just seriously tired, maybe they are numb inside from raising soul sucking children IYKYK. Im here to give insight, to offer solutions, and address 3 listeners specific stories as to why they desire more intimacy in their lives, and the response they get from their

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EP 52-cuckhold confessions and audio erotica {mmf}

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/11/01

HEY HORNY FAM, Happy Monday, October is over can you believe it?! The Holidays are on the way & Ive got my thoughts on Christmas lights and I think we are a nation divided, or at least a household. FYI Im setting the record straight this week on if I send nudes/video chat with listeners and we are diving deep answering your burning questions- Im not one to blush but this episode had me squirming; we are getting the inside tea on what the cuckhold lifestyle is straight from cuckhold's themselves! Its

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EP 51-Lessons in Getting Laid Pt1. -Foreplay and...

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/10/25

Consider this the first of many "Lessons in Getting Laid", I , The Horny Housewife, and giving my opinion, and hot tips on how to better warm up your partner for the deed; slow motion with meeee. Im working in some burning listener questions, one about helping his wife open up after a traumatic incident, the other is struggling in her relationship as her boyfriend hasn't been intimate with her in 10 months! Im not holding back, only because I love you. In regards to ~backdoor entry~ I'm not

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EP 50- d*ck size, mismatched libidos & cuckhold...

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/10/18

~moody monday~ I went to the MGK concert this week and am telling you I made some bad mom club choices. Lived to tell you. Briefly Im bitching about my Karen neighbors but don't get it twisted I'm here today to answer the mens listener questions, one listener wants to know the real deal about being a show-er not a grow-er and spoiler alert I don't think we give two many f*cks; but I'm here with a couple of options so listen in. Another listener is reaching out tired of having to please himself with

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EP 49 -One pump chumpin. Ft. Jeff Abraham

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/10/11

The Horny Housewife here with- drum roll please- Jeff Abraham aka CEO of Promescent, the OG behind helping men LAST LONGER IN BED! Today we are discussing all things sex, the bullshit stigma around P.E. and about whats available to help the cause. (that won't numb you and your partner!!) Jeff has amassed incredible wealth in helping men AND women have better sex, and his story is WILD. Tune in to hear all the details, and hopefully give you some hella pointers to achieve a better sexual

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EP 48- Who is She?

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/10/04

Who is the Horny Housewife ? MOODY MONDAY here and I Jordyn am pouring my big beating heart out telling you why I do the things I do. Im giving YOU some more insight on..ME. Today we are catching up on life, normalizing life being a cock-block, telling internet trolls on my most recent Tik Tok we don't give two fucks about their opinion, and I'm helping you understand how the Horny Housewife came to embody the title. Besides that deep shit, speaking OF shit I'm giving the "poop knife" a shout out,

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EP 47-Dry spells ft. more audio erotica

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/09/27

This week horny fam Im back and bringing you PART 2 Two girls One BF -audio erotica version- and I really gave you my all lovers. I hope you're proud and aroused! Its def getting steamy between Sarah, Casey and ze boyfriend bc Casey is giving back door entry you are gunnnnnnna wannnnna hear this shit. (NSFW duh) Before we get all hott and bothered I'm discussing the relation between getting flowers from ur man, and giving head. We have some double fucking standards we need to talk about k? Im

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EP 46-Verified, Villianized and Heart Eyes

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/09/20

Todays episode Im joined with the co- host of The Raspy Rundown Podcast, and host of A-List with Alexandra, Alexandra Bellusci! Currently in LA working at SUR ( cough cough vanderpump rules), by way of Miami, Alex is talking with myself about what it takes to date in los angeles, youtubers going through women like underwear, careers, confidence, and pursuing WHAT YOU WANT! Its 2021 and a man isn't the only thing on the check list these day! Grab a cocktail, get some popcorn and cozy up with us this

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EP 45- My First Audio Erotica

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/09/13

Have you had a HELL OF A WEEKEND in a not fun way?! I'm here to tell you its in the stars baby, these placements got me messed up! That and my husbands love for our pussy cat princess, I feel like I should be the only pu$$y in his life quite honestly and I'm ready to talk about it. Also lets remind men we can have yummy sex and not get off and its not the end of the f*cking world. Men I wanted to let you know I haven't forgotten about you and am here to give you a lil reassurance and also a gift...a

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Ep 44- Fight Fair

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/09/06

Lets have a convo about what watering your marriage looks like, beyond all the cliches, and into the reality of the sometimes having to have uncomfortable moments. Im letting you in and telling you the things I struggle with in my own marriage, and some tips on how to FIGHT FAIR; believe me I am no saint but these tips do f*cking work and Im here to tell you WHY AND HOW! I also will relieve you of todays lesson with my own word painting of what it would look like if Daddy D cheated on lil ol Jordy

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EP 43-Ranking the Top 10 Sex Positions.

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/08/30

Standing up, Spooning, Reverse cowgirl, the Love Seat, the Butterfly THE LIST GOES ONNNN. Im back and giving you my lovely commentary and play by play of ten superior sex positions and I'm telling you the pros and cons of each situation, the best way to achieve orgasm, and getting creative with the positions. If you would like to skip past me talking shit about my neighbors skip to 7:33. =P . xoxo Jordy This video was inspired by Stella Williams youtube video creator**

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EP 42- Domestic Discipline and Will Smith.

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/08/24

Hello horny people, this Monday I bring you some fun, interesting, and disturbing content. First things first were going over YOUR answers, and my own to "what makes a person appear to be good/freaky-leeky in bed." We all can assume a good kisser up top means a good kisser down bottom...but sometimes we get a disappointing surprise. From humor and confidence to a bulge in your pants and having hot ex's. What is a tell tell, and what doesn't mean shit. I end up ranting on my personal opinion on Will

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EP 41- I farted on him; a story time.

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/08/16

Hey y'all, Jordyn here with quite the catch up! I havent had a cocktail in a week -the CLARITY. Have I entered hot girl summer, or is that a big fat lie. Summer is almost over, so you know what that means; #rushtok. Let me tell you, I found kingxcodi and my life is complete. I dont need anything more, just marijuana and his reenactment of sorority bitches with a twang. I have two little story times for yew, one being the experience I had living with paper walls aka it sounded like an orgy up in that

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Ep 40- His Sex Dream & Expired Friendships

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/08/08

Im bAAAAck and so excited to over share with you all the things; from my boobs to my first Tenga purchase, and a couple of toxic tips. You will most likely REALLY enjoy the first story time in todays episode (there are two !!) because its about the PTSD I acquired from my husband having a wet dream NEXT TO ME. I hope you all get a little giggle from this exploitation of my now trauma. Last but not least a story time featuring Mary and the three strikes she received and why I had to cut a beezy

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Ep 39- "Naughty Would You Rather" Ft. Daddy D

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/08/02

Im back and with the man of the hour, Daddy Derrik, his first and last appearance coming in hott to tell you the fucking truth! He's an Aquarius so I promise he has no issue telling you like he sees it. Tune in hear to my naughty answers, and then daddy's as he gives us some insight into what men really think about queef-ing, and if all men are 'dogs'. Happy Monday Horny Fam!

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Ep 38- Mens bios, a letter to my ex's, squirting 101

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/07/26

Hi horny family, for all the men with dating profiles I have an awesome sauce tip for you to really AMP up the amount of right swipes; if you have the criteria that is. Also women, single, divorced, what the fuck ever I have some mens music taste decoding to enlighten you on. From country to emo screamo I got you. I decide to be bitter and do a ballad to my ex's briefly stating my thoughts on that time period; and then I answer a listener question on squirting and we talk ALL THE THINGZ. xoxo

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EP 37-Storytime's & Slutty Tips

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/07/19

Im here and this one is a fucking RIDE...first its a story time of a CRAZY ass man who physically attacked me in the Houston IAH airport, its weird, its horrifying, and it happened to lucky ol me lol. I super unfortunately blackout and get on the topic of hemmoroids and I just go for it , Im MENTION-ing IT ALL, what to do if the men have one, or what to do if we ever do (we never do men we never do, forgive us we have sinned) can we have anal ever again?!?! no worries sluts, and constipated people I

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EP 36- Getting laid & marriage.

The Horny Housewife ·

2021/07/12

Lets talk about how much were getting it in.. How much sex are married people REALLY having? Im back horny fam, First things first I had to vent about some recent pop culture; why is Oliva Rodrigo is so much hotter than Tswift, why "Bennifer" doesn't sit well with me and why the Patreon got the 86. Then we go deeper, Im asking questions and peeling back the layers that is "a married persons sex life" I'm telling you the reality about my own sex life, and how I think we need to realize there is no

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