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00:22:07

Government warns sex toys are a target for hackers....

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2025/01/14

Government warns that sex toys remain a tempting target for hackers. Record number of Japan ramen eateries closed in 2024.French woman who believed she was in a relationship with Brad Pitt scammed out of $800K. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:20:34

Lady brings her sex toy into the MRI machine and...

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2025/01/13

Dunkin Donuts has a doughnut shortage. Blind man accidentally shot his amputee friend while trying to evict his roommate. Woman suffers horrific injuries after sex toy is dragged up through her body during MRI. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:24:02

Florida woman poops on Dollar Store floor while man...

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2025/01/10

A Florida man and his friend drank ayahuasca in an Airbnb. Then one tried to kill the other. Florida woman relieves herself on Family Dollar store floor as man steals $500 of cleaning products. Man claims alien abduction during alleged nude carjacking in Florida. Florida deputy resigns after crashing patrol vehicle while looking at porn. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:23:52

Getting sick is a crime in this Italian village....

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2025/01/09

Cryopreservation facility lets you put body on pause for centuries. Italian village forbids residents from becoming ill. Mediterranean diet ranked best overall diet. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:21:39

Man eaten alive after filming himself with lions to...

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2025/01/08

Airline passenger urinates on stranger midway through long-haul flight before begging him 'not to press charges'. Belgian food agency warns citizens to not eat their Christmas tree. Zookeeper eaten alive after filming himself with lions to impress girlfriend. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com

00:19:28

Hot dogs have been banned in North Korea. Windows are...

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2025/01/07

Taliban Ban Windows To Stop Women Being Seen Inside Homes. Drunk driver arrested after telling officer he was 'the DUI tonight' instead of the "DD". Kim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treason. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:22:10

Drunken officer freed prisoners to celebrate New...

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2025/01/06

Drunken officer freed suspects to celebrate New Year. Arizona prisoner is asking to be executed sooner than the state wants. Texas teenager accused of using poison to kill rival’s competition show goat. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:20:38

Floridaman with "Alone" face tattoo commits some...

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2025/01/03

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman with ‘Alone’ face tattoo arrested for doing crimes alone. Floridaman shoots up home with pump action shotgun after getting kicked out for groping woman. Floridaman serial dine-and-dasher arrested after third offense. Florida Is Debuting a New Material for Building Roads. There’s Just One Problem: It’s Radioactive. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

01:09:28

Best of Weird News 2024 - Part 2

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2025/01/02

Best of Weird AF News 2024 wrap, part 2. Cop dresses as a “Sex Wrestler” to catch a pervert. Man wearing kilt puts antiques up his rectum. Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Judge rules tacos and burritos are sandwiches. Porn takes over Amazon tribe after they finally get internet. Man had sex with a train seat. Stripper, emotional support monkey and a football coach. And more... // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon

01:01:02

Best of Weird News 2024 - Part 1

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2025/01/01

Best of Weird AF News 2024 wrap, part 1. Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Pastor sold meth out of his church. Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Lady with two vaginas and boyfriend for each. Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Florida woman claims god told her to shoot up highway during solar eclipse. Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Man broke into home to perform

00:20:15

Baby bird found alive in dead man's stomach after...

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2024/12/31

Mexico to investigate a town that thanked a drug lord for holiday season gifts for children. Germany’s ‘sick leave detectives’ are on the case as employee absenteeism hits record highs . Baby Bird Found Alive Inside Dead Man's Stomach After Being Swallowed During Fertility Ritual. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:20:07

Man poured whiskey into the holy water during...

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2024/12/30

Two Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch on Christmas eve. Man charged after pouring whiskey into holy water during Christmas Eve church mass. Man arrested after exposing his genitals to a life insurance agent. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com

00:21:16

Florida pizza delivery woman stabs customer over bad...

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2024/12/27

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after breaking into ex-boyfriend's home and smashing his $600 bong. Florida woman accidentally fires unfamiliar gun at the airport. Monkeys spotted roaming Florida city as police issue warning. Florida pizza delivery woman stabbed a pregnant customer 14 times over bad tip. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ -

00:19:12

Lady arrested for practicing unlicensed dentistry out...

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2024/12/27

Millions of Families in Japan Order KFC for Christmas Every Year. Amazon driver abandons 80 packages in Mass. woods during holiday shipping rush. Long Island woman charged with allegedly practicing unlicensed dentistry out of apartment kitchen. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host

00:18:17

Secret Chinese police station discovered in New York...

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2024/12/24

US man arrested for running a secret Chinese police station in New York City. Man drove through the gate of a military base to "see the reaction of security". Scientists may have discovered a new form of ancient humans known as 'large head people'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW

00:26:30

Emotional support Great Dane brought on plane. Killer...

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2024/12/23

Killer captured by Google Maps while moving dismembered body to his car. UK woman left with Italian accent following a stroke. Passenger angers fellow flyers for bringing gigantic emotional support Great Dane dog onto flight. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:21:35

Meth smoking Floridaman attacks his mattress in a...

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2024/12/20

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself in public after asking woman to take his picture. Floridaman arrested after getting 'a little naked' in a Lyft. Pornhub will block access for Floridians on Jan. 1st. Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:16:46

Sex workers in Zimbabwe use baby socks during condom...

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2024/12/19

Ohio funeral home to be first to operate with a liquor license. Sotheby's to auction off ancient Ten Commandments tablet. Sex Workers in Zimbabwe Turn to Baby Socks as Condom Shortage Deepens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:14:59

Hunter dies when a bear falls from a tree and lands...

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2024/12/18

Virginia hunter is killed by bear falling from tree during bizarre hunting accident. Memphis police officer shoots himself in order to impress his girlfriend. New York men die from pneumonia after using bat poop to grow marijuana. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:19:04

Don't eat the brown snow, one city warns residents....

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2024/12/17

British pub owners are worried they’ll run out of Guinness this Holiday. Brown snow falls over Maine town and warning to the citizens: don't eat that. Russia Sends 100 'Elite Goats' to North Korea. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

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