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Prelude to Armageddon

2017/03/31

This week on the greatest podcast about bad movies, Sam decides to punish us for 2 1/2 hours with both Michael Bay and Bruce Willis' first appearance on the show. It's the "classic" teenage-girl loving mega-hit, Armageddon, in which a rock gets sploded by oil drillers. Prepare for some bad science! Streaming Dos and Don'ts The Colony - Netflix Mazes and Monsters - Amazon Prime Space Mutiny - Netflix (MST3K) The Wild Card - The Great Superpower Debate The Iron Foot - 7.25/10 stars

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Congo - Diamonds are a trashcan's worst friend

2017/03/27

An endless troupe of soon-to-be-dead invade a protected jungle to achieve their cavalcade of ulterior motives set to the backdrop of civil war. There's also a talking trash-can, lasers, primacide, Reagan's Star Wars program, bad science, missiles, bad management and Ernie Hudson. It's time for some good ol' bonkers business. Congofrom opening shot to final frame is a mass of nonsense. At no point in time does anything feasible or scientifically sound happen throughout. It's like they took the

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Prelude to Congo

2017/03/24

Last year we made a hard decision that the classic Michael Crichton adaptationCongo was a must do for an episode and now we have reached the point where its time for such shenanigans. It's lasers, gorillas and greed and everything you want. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Gantz:O - Netflix Supersonic Man - Rifftrax - Amazon Prime Super Inframan - Amazon Prime The Wild Card - The Great Superpower Debate Water Freeze Man - 8.75/10 Stars

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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers - Bloody Hilarious

2017/03/20

When it comes to making a title that is indicative of the plot, well this one nails it. Take 33% LA noir detective business, 33% chainsaw murders and 33 1/3% dancing topless hookers and you've got one of Fred Olen Ray's masterpieces. Hard to not love this blast o' laughs. HCH (to save time) is hilarious...and quite intentionally. It's the opinion of this writer that Fred Olen Ray could have easily linked up with the Zucker Brothers and Jim Abrahams. If only he had been involved during Jane Austen's

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Prelude to Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

2017/03/17

Jackie brings in the first Fred Olen Ray film in that old tale of hookers on a hellbent rampage with some nasty chainsaws and lots of boobies. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Deathrace 2050 - Netflix The Pumaman - MST3K - Netflix or YouTubeOR without MST3K on YouTube The Wild Card - Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor Couple's Edition Tarzan and Jane Barney and Betty Rubble Joker and Harley Quinn

1:34:27

The Great Wall - Bad Movie Field Trip

2017/03/11

Matt Damon and Oberyn Martell find themselves in the middle of the Battle for Helm's Deep with an Elven army posing as Chinese on one side and an horde of Orcs posing as aliens on the other. Yep...aliens. Our front runner for dumbest film ever made. The plot ofThe Great Wall is easily the most poorly thought out plot since....well ever. Its dumber thanReign of Fire. It's dumber thanSuperman IV: The Quest for Peace.It's dumber thanAfter EarthANDLady in the WaterANDThe Happening combined. It can't be

1:08:43

Twister - We'll Miss You, Bill Paxton

2017/03/03

We all lost a huge part of our show and entertainment in general in the passing of Bill Paxton. He was a one of a kind type of actor and while that may seem cliche to say in the wake of someone's death in Hollywood, we'll stand by it. Bill had a depth that few possess, taking roles as varied as the pyschotic Severen inNear Dark (and is the only reason to watch the movie) to the silly Matt Owens in (Slipstream) to the model for a douche in Simon fromTrue Lies (and steals the comedic show from Arnold

1:08:25

Encino Man - Proof positive that weed works

2017/02/28

We get straight to weezin' the juice as a caveman gets called out for being, well...a caveman. It's that old story of boy meets girl, boy gets frozen in a glacier and then boy meets potheads and learns the wonders of the doobage. Encino Man is a movie that shouldn't be any fun at all. But it is. End of story. It has that strange ability to be not funny but fun throughout. It's outlandish, ridiculous, and stupid but never stops being a wild ride. What may not be overtly stated is that the movie

1:13:25

Prelude to Encino Man

2017/02/25

After weeks of pitching a fit, Jackie is subjected to a film she appears to be not much of a fan of. It's the story of a caveman frozen in ice for millennia only to thawed out in early 90's SoCal....what possibly horrors will he (or us) face inEncino Man?!?! The Stinker Madness Academy Award Special! We take a look at each of the films and share our meat and two bits with you! That makes this episode a bit on the long side but we had quite a bit to say about this years field. There will be

1:23:07

2016 SMABFAs

2017/02/13

The hottest awards for bad films in 2016 are here and the winners are all set. Listen to the 2016 SMABFA Podcast and check out all the nominees and winners below. And the Nominees & Winners are (winner in bold): Best Bad Movie - The Most Enjoyable Bad Movie London Has Fallen Gods of Egypt Nine Lives Independence Day: Resurgence Zoolander 2 Worst Bad Movie - The Least Enjoyable Bad Movie Mother's Day Warcraft Suicide Squad Xmen: Apocalypse Allegiant Best Bad Actor - Most

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Gymkata - Don't let Trump watch this

2017/02/07

USA Gold Medal magnet, Kurt Thomas, stars as John Cabot, a USA Gold Medal magnet/super secret agent/diplomat to strange lands. So he solo invades Parmistan, an absolutely insane country, to play "The Game" to get a satellite substation. Well that makes perfect sense! Gymkata is serious shenanigans. It could be argued that it's the most bonkers movie we've reviewed and definitely the most poorly thought out. While most might focus on the unawesome martial art that combines gymnastics and karate

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Prelude to Gymkata

2017/02/04

This week on the podcast we gear up for one of the most notorious bad movies ever made and a hallmark of stupidity. When you need to invade a country that doesn't make any sense, send in an Olympic Gold Medalist! The Wild Card - The Great Superpower Debate Immunity to negative drug side effects - 7.75 out of 10 stars The 2016 SMABFA Nominations Best Bad Movie The Huntsman: Winter’s War London Has Fallen Gods of Egypt Mechanic: Resurrection Nine Lives Zoolander 2 The Boy Independence

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She-Devil - The 80's strike down women again!

2017/01/31

Roseanne gets "vengeance" upon a hubby-stealing romance novelist, by destroying her own life, abandoning her children, treating other's as pawns in her master plan, and exploiting the weak and trusting women in need that the films tells you she is freeing from oppression. This thing is a mondo-turd. I hate this movie. I'll make no apologies to start. It's not funny. It's infuriatingly preposterous and at no point can one sympathize or appreciate any of the characters. They are the "basket of

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Prelude to She-Devil

2017/01/20

Roseanne Barr and Meryll Streep join up to deliver the yucks and yuck is what they deliver in a tale about a scorned middle-American housewife revengifying the atrocities committed upon her person and also liberating womankind from oppressions. She just makes things worse.... Listener Feedback @StinkerMadness Inappreciate you guys redoing a whole show to get it on the air. Technical difficulties suck. It happens. Still funny ? — Ry (@ryanmoralesaz) January 9, 2017 Brad Slager AKA

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Odds and Evens - Legit Comedy Shenanigans

2017/01/18

Terrence Hill and Bud Spencer put on their best Abbott & Costello hats and deliver the hijinxs en masse. It's a banana show of endless goofs and shenanigans that never lets off the gas. The problem with this movie is....nothing. This is just a great legitimate comedy. We didn't laugh AT this movie, we laughed with it. The jokes are timed impeccably. They are new and fresh and unique. While completely outlandish and bonkers, this film never gets into that dangerous 70's live-action cartoon territory

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Prelude to Odds and Evens

2017/01/14

For 22 pictures, Terrance Hill and Bud Spencer played the ultimate in comedic buddy-cop movies and this week on the podcast, Sam brings in one of their best in Odds and Evens. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Icebreaker w/ Rifftrax - Amazon Prime Vehicle 19 - Netflix Gor II (Outlaw of Gor) - MST3K YouTube The Wild Card - Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor (Buddy Cops) Riggs & Murtaugh - Lethal Weapon Cates & Hammond - 48 Hrs.

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Tango & Cash - Romance & Splosions

2017/01/09

Two cops find love in each other's egos, while attempting to clear their names from a villainous plot to take over the world's salted caramel industry. Stallone and Russell team up for one of the raddest buddy cop dumb-dumb rollercoaster. It's shenanigans. Tango and Cash is incredibly stupid. There is absolutely no sense of reality here. The villain uses mice, that he loves, to demonstrate his evilry. He owns monster trucks that have guns mounted on them. Hidden assassin's inside of mirrors (we

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Prelude to Tango & Cash

2017/01/06

This week on the Stinker Madness Podcast, we tackle the classic "buddy" cop film from 1989 with Stallone and Russell in a weird incestuous love triangle, framed for murder, take down the vague bad guy, and enjoy some off-roading. It's Tango & Cash! Streaming Do's and Don'ts Miracles Still Happen - YouTube Maniac Cop - Shudder.TV & Fandor Manhattan Chase - Amazon Prime Phenomena - Amazon Prime The Wild Card - The Great Superpower Debate Being a Vulcan - 2.5/10 stars (Not

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2012 - Bad acting is the apocalypse

2017/01/03

Roland pulls out all the stops in the disaster genre by blowing up the entire planet (sorta). Bad science and bad acting abound in one heck of a production, but does that translate into a good time? Lets just start by saying this film is way too long. By the 3/4 point even the diehard dumb movie viewer is tired and bored of the "excitement". It just keeps going and going and going. That would be ok if you could possibly be emotionally invested in the characters in anyway. But you just want them all

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Prelude to 2012

2016/12/31

Well we exit 2016 with a bang...sorta. We went ahead and re-recorded our previous attempt at2012, since we bungled the first versions and now in all it's glory we dive into the 2009 film from stinker Hall of Famer, Roland Emmerich in which the world explodes...sorta. Casual Do's and Don'ts Hellbent (1988) - IMDB Demolition High - YouTube The Village of the Giants - MST3K on YouTube OR standard version The Wild Card - Pop Quiz Hotshot (2012 Edition) A Judy Garland dress which sold for

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