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The Crooked Wheel

The Crooked Wheel

The Crooked Wheel is a comedy site in the style of The Onion. It features fake news, fake ads, fake interviews, and fake reviews. It is not intended to be taken seriously. “The Crooked Wheel” was founded in 2022 by a group of degenerates. The site was originally intended as a general satire site, but soon became known for its fake news articles.

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00:00:52

Local Pilot Playing on His Phone During Takeoff

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/23

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/08/30/local-pilot-playing-on-his-phone-during-takeoff/ SANTA ROSA, CA—According to passengers on the flight from San Francisco to Santa Rosa, local pilot Jeff Wicks played on his phone throughout the entire takeoff process Monday, reportedly ignoring repeated requests from the control tower to put away his device and pay attention. “He was just sitting there with his phone in his lap, tapping away like he didn’t even hear

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00:00:54

Popular Children’s TV Show “Kill Your Parents!”...

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/22

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/02/popular-childrens-tv-show-kill-your-parents-canceled-after-freak-murder-accident/ BURBANK, CA—In a rare move for a show that has been on the air for nearly 20 years, executives at Nickelodeon announced today that they had canceled the popular children's program "Kill Your Parents!" following a freak murder accident. "We were shocked and saddened to learn that one of our young viewers had accidentally killed his

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00:00:52

In Order to Get Away from the Missus, Adult Child...

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/22

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/04/in-order-to-get-away-from-the-missus-adult-child-joins-orphanage-after-parents-die-of-old-age/ CHICAGO, IL—Feeling suffocated by the expectations of his family, local adult child Jason Kline announced Wednesday that he had left his home in order to get away from his wife and children. “I’ve been feeling so trapped lately, and I just knew if I didn’t get out of that house, I’d never be able to live my own life,” said

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00:00:42

Online May Be Too Much For Some People

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/21

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/04/online-may-be-too-much-for-some-people/ WASHINGTON, DC—A new report published Monday by the Pew Research Center has found that the internet may be too much for some people. “Our research indicates that individuals who are not able to handle the internet may experience feelings of anxiety, depression, and even suicidal thoughts,” read the report in part, adding that the internet may be too much for some people who

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00:00:45

NASA Secretly Preparing To Land On Moon

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/21

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/15/nasa-secretly-preparing-to-land-on-moon/ WASHINGTON, DC—According to a classified U.S. government memo obtained by the Undercurrent, NASA is secretly preparing to land astronauts on the moon by the end of 2023. “We have the technology, we have the funding, and we have the will to return our brave astronauts to the lunar surface,” read the memo in part, adding that President Biden was “fully briefed” on NASA’s plans

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00:01:02

Bartender Says He’ll Give You Free Drink If You Tell...

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/21

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/03/bartender-says-hell-give-you-free-drink-if-you-tell-him-whats-wrong/ RALEIGH, NC—Offering a sympathetic ear and a free shot of his favorite whiskey, local bartender Dan Burke reportedly told local man Patrick O’Malley Thursday that he’d give him a free drink if he told him what was wrong. “Hey, if you want to talk about it, I’ll hook you up with something on the house,” said O’Malley’s new best friend Burke, who

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00:01:15

Recording Studio May Have To Fire Guy Who Keeps...

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/20

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/04/recording-studio-may-have-to-fire-guy-who-keeps-trying-to-make-the-drums-sound-like-rush/ CHATSWORTH, CA—Complaining that the sound technician was “completely out of control,” executives at West Coast Recording may have to fire sound engineer Greg Hargrove, sources confirmed Wednesday, as the studio may not be able to afford his continued insistence that the drums on every track sound exactly like Rush. “We’ve been

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00:00:27

Local Animal Supply Store Hasn’t Had A Customer Since...

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/20

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/02/local-animal-supply-store-hasnt-had-a-customer-since-97/ HANOVER, NH—The Hanover Pet Emporium has not had a customer since 1997, when regular customer and Hanover resident Edna Kline died. "We used to have a lot of customers," said store owner Carl Fisch. "But then, one day, they all just stopped coming." Fisch added that he hopes to have a customer soon so that he can buy new fish food and cat litter.

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00:01:01

Afterlife Revealed to Be Just Like Life, Only More So

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/19

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/15/afterlife-revealed-to-be-just-like-life-only-more-so/ THE HEAVENS—In an announcement that sent shockwaves through the Christian and secular communities alike, the Lord our God, Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, revealed Monday that Heaven is just like life on Earth, only more so. “When you get to Heaven, everything is basically the same as it is now, only you have wings and can fly around forever without

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00:00:32

This Human Body Bores Me. Time for the Upgrade

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/19

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/04/this-human-body-bores-me-time-for-the-upgrade/ NEW YORK, NY—I am so bored with this human body. It's just so slow and weak and fragile. I want to upgrade to something more powerful, more efficient, more sleek. I want to be a machine. I want to be a robot. I want to be a cyborg. I want to be a cyborg with wings that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. This human body is just so…human. It's time for the upgrade, and

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00:00:34

Loch Ness Monster Just Wants a Friend

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/18

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/04/loch-ness-monster-just-wants-a-friend/ LOCH NESS, SCOTLAND—The Loch Ness Monster, the legendary creature that has long been rumored to live in the Scottish lake, told reporters Monday that she just wants a friend. "I'm tired of being alone," said the loch's famous monster, who has spent much of her life hiding from the public eye. "I'm not some freak of nature. I just want to go out and have fun like everyone

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00:01:12

Billionaire Reveals He’s Been Living In Fridge For...

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/18

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/05/billionaire-reveals-hes-been-living-in-fridge-for-past-decade/ OMAHA, NE—In a shocking revelation that has rocked the business world, billionaire investor and philanthropist Warren Buffett revealed Monday that he has been living in a refrigerator for the past decade. “I’ve been in this thing for years now, and it’s pretty comfortable, honestly. It’s got a little light inside, and I can hear the radio from my bed,

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00:00:48

Grease and Chicken Wings: The Secret To A Happy Marriage

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/17

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/05/grease-and-chicken-wings-the-secret-to-a-happy-marriage/ NEW YORK, NY—According to a study released Monday by the Institute for American Values, a happy marriage can be achieved by following three simple rules: 1) never argue in front of the TV, 2) always keep the house stocked with plenty of chicken wings, and 3) grease yourself up good. "In our study, we found that couples who follow these three simple rules are

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00:01:00

Breaking: Background Characters Actually the...

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/17

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/06/breaking-background-characters-actually-the-protagonist-from-their-perspectives/ NEW YORK, NY—Breaking news this morning revealed that background characters, in fact, believe themselves to be the protagonists of their own lives, from their own perspectives. “After extensive research and interviews with dozens of background characters from TV shows and movies, we have determined that they all perceive themselves as

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00:00:53

This Prison of Flesh and Meat Is My Only Home

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/16

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/07/this-prison-of-flesh-and-meat-is-my-only-home/ SAN DIEGO, CA—Stating that the cramped, dimly lit space is the only place he knows and all he has ever known, a local prisoner told reporters Monday that this prison of flesh and meat is his only home. “I have been locked in this cell of skin and bones for as long as I can remember, and I fear there is no escape from this wretched prison of muscle and sinew,” said the

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00:00:34

This Physical Existence Is A Lie

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/16

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/07/this-physical-existence-is-a-lie/ BOSTON, MA—According to a study published Tuesday in the New England Journal Of Medicine, this physical existence is a lie. “Our bodies are but a mere simulation, and our lives are but a dream,” the study read in part, adding that this world is nothing more than code running on a computer somewhere. “All of our senses are an illusion. We are not who we think we are. We are not

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00:00:42

Everyone Needs To Chill The Fuck Out

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/15

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/07/everyone-needs-to-chill-the-fuck-out/ NEW YORK, NY—Explaining that everyone is just freaking out over nothing, sources across the nation confirmed Friday that everyone needs to chill the fuck out. “Look, we all just need to take a deep breath and relax,” said sources from Los Angeles, Chicago, and all across the country, adding that everyone should just take a step back and think for a second before they go off and

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00:01:07

Shawshank Redemption Revealed to Be In the Marvel...

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/15

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/08/shawshank-redemption-revealed-to-be-in-the-marvel-cinematic-universe/ LOS ANGELES, CA—In a shocking twist that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, the 1994 drama The Shawshank Redemption was revealed to be part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe Tuesday. “We’ve been keeping this a secret for almost 20 years, but yes, The Shawshank Redemption is set in the same universe as Avengers: Endgame and all

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00:00:40

Look at Me Now, Dad

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/15

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/08/look-at-me-now-dad/ LOS ANGELES, CA—After years of struggling to make it in the entertainment industry, actor and former child star Jason Reubens has finally managed to get his father's attention. "I've been working my ass off for years, and he never had time for me," said Reubens, 42, who played the title role in the mid-1990s television show Preston Pig. "But now that I've been arrested for possession of cocaine

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00:00:57

Lizard People Control Media

The Crooked Wheel ·

2022/09/15

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/08/lizard-people-control-media/ NEW YORK, NY—A new report from the Columbia Journalism Review revealed Monday that the reptilian overlords known as the Lizard People control most of the world's media. "The Lizard People, who hail from a subterranean city beneath the Mojave Desert, have been manipulating and controlling human society through their domination of the news and entertainment industries since at least the

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