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Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 25: Bigfoot vs. Zombies

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2024/10/25

Bigfoot vs. Zombies (2016) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A Bigfoot fights some zombies. Look, I don’t want to give too much away here. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: All rise! Today we’ll hear the case of Bigfoot v. Zombies. Honorable Judge Hardticket is residing. Oh no. The …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 24: Curse of Bigfoot

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2024/10/24

We go from finally watching Star Wars on TV last month, to this shitty movie. What a difference a month makes. It can’t be worse than “Preppies” right? We walked outta that after a twenty minutes. All right, let’s sample a bottle… Curse Of Bigfoot (1975) The Whole Shit Show: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 23: Willow Creek

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2024/10/23

Willow Creek (2013) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: People in the woods run afoul of the Bigfoot. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I’ve always wanted to see a proper sequel to the beloved Warwick Davis fantasy movie, and now’s my chance! This is directed by Bobcat Goldthwait, so …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 5: Abominable

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2024/10/05

Abominable (2006) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: People in the woods run afoul of the Bigfoot. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I wonder if Haley Joel is the actress’s real name or if she was just cashing in on Mr. Osment’s burning hot star? As a kid whose …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 4: Sasquatch: The Legend...

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2024/10/04

Sasquatch: The Legend of Bigfoot (1976) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A scientific expedition ventures into the wilderness to find, you guessed it—a Bigfoot! Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Pumas, and Bears and wolves – Oh my! The Majestic Moose!! Someone saw Jaws with this Sasquatch POV running …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 3: Night Of The Demon

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2024/10/03

Night Of The Demon (1980) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: The horniest goddamn Bigfoot you ever did see. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: What’s with the Maxwell House coffee drip sound effect for the IV tube? Is this the music video for “One” again? Professor Nugent is the …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 2: Demonwarp

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2024/10/02

Demonwarp (1988) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: People in the woods run afoul of the Bigfoot. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Bigfoot came to Earth in a meteor? That meteor just looks like a ball of dirt. What a weird fucking career George Kennedy had. He won an …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 1: The Capture of Bigfoot

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2024/10/01

The Capture of Bigfoot (1979) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Ski resort town has a small Yeti problem. Cops are trying to stop it. Some shady businessman wants to capture it to sell tickets. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Why does this video transfer look like an 80s …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Reminder Trailer

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2024/09/30

Schlocktoberfest XIV is tomorrow. That’s-a so you don’t-a forget.

Schlocktoberfest XIV – World Premiere Trailer

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2024/07/14

Schlocktoberfest XIV is going all in on a short lived mania from 47 years ago. Will it hold up? Find out when everything is supposed to smell like pumpkin spice.

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Advance Teaser

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2024/05/04

Schlocktoberfest XIV is gearing up to be a doozy folks. Find out if I’m right this October.

Photoshopped Philms: John Carpenter’s That Thing You Do

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2024/04/22

Schlocktoberfest: The Soundtrack

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2024/02/14

“They were actually lining up at the truck outside of Crazy Eddie for this one.“ – Nathan VanDersloss from his review, “The Gang At Schlocktoberfest Give Their Fan[s] An Aural Treat ” Cosmopolitan, August 1987. During a random mandatory monthly HTTHV warehouse clean-up, two boxes of this elusive vinyl gem were found next to an …

Still Coming Soon To Your Local Record Store

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2024/02/01

Coming Soon To Your Local Record Store

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2024/01/24

Schlocktoberfest XIII: Triskaidekaphobic Recap

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2023/11/15

Let‘s review! Schlocktoberfest XIII—Day 1: Friday the 13th Part X: To Hell and Back Schlocktoberfest XIII —Day 2: Too Scared to Scream Schlocktoberfest XIII—Day 3: Halloween II Schlocktoberfest XIII—Day 4: Friday the 13th: No Man’s Land Schlocktoberfest XIII—Day 5: Death Screams Schlocktoberfest XIII—Day 6: Graduation Day Schlocktoberfest XIII—Day 7: Friday the 13th: J’s Night Schlocktoberfest …

Schlocktoberfest XIII – Day 31: Friday the 13th –...

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2023/10/31

Friday the 13th – Never Hike Alone 2 Full Movie: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Continuing where Never Hike Alone and Never Hike in the Snow left off, Tommy Jarvis joins up with Hiker Kyle to rid the world of the plague that is Jason Voorhees for good! Here are some of my observations …

Schlocktoberfest XIII – Day 31: Jason Goes to Hell:...

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2023/10/31

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Meet the new Jason. Same as the old Jason. Here are some of our observations as we watched the film: Brad: He’s already been to Manhattan in the 80s, wasn’t that hell enough? Brad: And what did Hell ever do to deserve …

Schlocktoberfest XIII – Day 30: The Demon Murder Case

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2023/10/30

Wow. Two years can go by so quick, yet here we are still watching made-for-TV horror movies. See? This is why all our cool shit is under fire. All our fucking metal albums, our D&D, what’s next? Yeah I’ll watch it, but under protest. The Demon Murder Case (1983) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Kevin …

Schlocktoberfest XIII – Day 29: Friday the 13th – My...

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2023/10/29

Friday the 13th – My Special Boy Full Movie: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: This movie is so “Special” Jerry Lewis should have a marathon for it. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: It still amazes me that none of these fan-made flicks got pulled from YouTube due to …

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