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Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 31: Godzilla: Final Wars...

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2025/10/31

Godzilla: Final Wars (2004) Country of Origin/Production: Japan Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Godzilla kicking monster ass! Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Jim: Filmed in “Toho Scope” for the discerning Kaiju fan. Brad: This was the 50th anniversary of Gojira and like …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 30: And Then There Were None

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2025/10/30

And Then There Were None (1974) Country of Origin/Production: A French, Italian, British, Iranian, German, and Spanish bouillabaisse. Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Ten people who have very guilty consciences, all go to an isolated hotel where they get picked off one by one – and no one is more surprised than them. Here …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 29: When Evil Lurks

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2025/10/29

When Evil Lurks (2023) Country of Origin: Argentina Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Argentinians run afoul of gross demons. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I can confirm that this film is from Argentina because it mentions it in the opening logos about 16 …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 28: Nekromantik

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2025/10/28

Nekromantik (1988) Country of Origin/Production: Germany No trailer, but here’s the whole flick (but DON’T watch it): *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A paramedic has a very quirky little fetish. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: A warning? Achtung! OK, German cinema, do your …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 27: House Of The Long Shadows

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2025/10/27

House Of The Long Shadows (1983) Country of Origin/Production: United Kingdom Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: One night, Lucy and Desi decided to push their beds together. The result of which grew up to have the audacity to pretend to act in the same film alongside the Mount Rushmore of horror legends. Here are …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 26: Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum

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2025/10/26

Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018) Country of Origin: South Korea Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Haunt enthusiasts run afoul of enthusiastic hauntings. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I never understood why ghosts would want to haunt an asylum. Why not haunt Disneyland instead? This …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 25: Cemetery of Terror

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2025/10/25

Cemetery of Terror (1985) Country of Origin/Production: Mexico Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A Halloween evening of fun is spoiled when a deranged satanic serial killer is resurrected by some dumb-ass kids. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I said I wasn’t going to …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 24: The Cat And The Canary...

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2025/10/24

The Cat And The Canary (1939) Country of Origin/Production: The America of 1939 Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: An inheritance read in a scary house with a scary guy running around scaring scared people. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: This doesn’t look like it’s gonna be scary. Bob …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 23: Tokyo Gore Police

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2025/10/23

Tokyo Gore Police (2008) Country of Origin: Japan Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Tokyo police run afoul of gore. Or maybe it’s Tokyo gore runs afoul of the police. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: A little girl is talking about how her …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 22: Prey

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2025/10/22

Prey (2007) Country of Origin/Production: South Africa Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A newly re-married engineer makes his kids and new wife accompany him to his work site in South Africa for a chance at bonding and trying to not run afoul of lions with a taste of …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 21: The Comeback

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2025/10/21

The Comeback (1978) Country of Origin/Production: United Kingdom Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A very popular musician records his hotly-awaited new album in a haunted house with a mad killer on the loose, and no one gives a shit. Thus making you question the definition of fame. Here are some of my observations as …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 20: Rogue

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2025/10/20

Rogue (2007) Country of Origin: Australia Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Australians and tourists run afoul of a large reptile. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I hope the version I’m watching is in English. I like her in the X-Men fine enough, but …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 19: Mahakaal

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2025/10/19

Mahakaal (1993) Country of Origin/Production: India Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: This is an “official” Indian A Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Alright…this is already better than Freddy’s Dead. Then again so is hepatitis. They didn’t even …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 18: The Beast Must Die

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2025/10/18

The Beast Must Die (1974) Country of Origin/Production: United Kingdom Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: One crazy-ass fucked up dinner party. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: The distribution company’s logo looks like the old Caldor logo. I like saying logo. We’re immediately told that we are the detectives …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 17: Slugs

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2025/10/18

Slugs (1988) Country of Origin: Spain Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Yuppies and dubbed Spanish citizens run afoul of homeless snails. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I assume this is about the history of 12-gauge shotgun shells. Two young adults are in a …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 16: Litan

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2025/10/16

Litan (1982) Country of Origin/Production: France Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A geologist and his anxious wife run afoul of some not-so-harmful mindless mental patients or zombies in a quaint French village. Je sais pas. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: The type …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 15: Blood and Black Lace

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2025/10/15

Blood and Black Lace (1964) Country of Origin/Production: Italy Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Masked killer. Dressed in black. Dead models. Italian. Take a fucking guess. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Five giallos for the month is plenty for no money and no readership. This is like, my …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 14: Dog Soldiers

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2025/10/14

Dog Soldiers (2002) Country of Origin: U.K. Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: U.K. dogs run afoul of soldiers, and vice-versa.. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: This sounds like it will be adorable, little bulldogs and dachshunds running around with little guns! A lady …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 13: Rats: Night of Terror

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2025/10/13

Rats: Night of Terror (1984) Country of Origin/Production: Italy Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Post-apocalyptic story where talented up-and-coming chefs learn to feed a starving population with the guidance of rats telling them how to hone their cooking skills by pulling on their human-hosts’ hair. That and a …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 12: The Red Queen Kills...

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2025/10/12

The Red Queen Kills Seven Times (1972) Country of Origin/Production: Italy Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A woman in a red cape who has a very specific number of people she has to kill in order to keep her legend thriving. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Another giallo, another …

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