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Crunch Wears No Pants

It"s like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy"s Dips and JoMomma"s Salsa.

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83:56

The Vibes are: NOT GREAT

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/11/27

it's been 9 days since we've gotten goosebumps.

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61:24

I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERYTIME + The "Julius or...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/11/21

Friends of the pod Falling Knife gave us some beverages to consume while talking about Julius Randle. You can imagine how this turned out. We also did the "Julius or Randle" draft where we draft five people with variations of the name "Julius" or "Randle" in honor of, you guessed it, Julius Randle.

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67:19

Britt Robson joins the show to discuss *that* tweet

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/11/12

Last night, Britt Robson tweeted "Mike Conley's rep suddenly ain't what it used to be on that splayed airball cum assist arguing for a foui". Twitter lost their mind and we had to have him on the show to talk about it. We also talked about the (sad) early regression of Mike Conley, the new City Edition jerseys, the bench unit, and the Timberwolves' odd recent ability of proving the doubters wrong. Big love to Britt for coming on the show!!!

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66:05

Evaluating the early Season + Awarding "Naz Reid Games"

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/11/07

Sure. Let's release an episode today. We discuss the early season woes and successes thusfar, as the Timberwolves show signs of course correcting after some clunky first few games. We also go around and award "Naz Reid games" to historical and fictional people who may deserve them but never got the chance to be awarded a Naz Reid game.

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63:53

The Official Pod of Julius Randle Bullyball Enjoyers

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/10/31

Guys, we love Julius Randle. The gentlemen break down his fit and early returns on being Randle-pilled as a fanbase. Jordan also lists off things he actually does not like about the Timberwolves in order to beat the toxic positivity allegations. We also add a monster to the timberwolves in celebration of Halloween.

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75:53

Game 1 Reactions + The Grinch + The Sons Draft with...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/10/24

guys. Chelanga is back. So are the wolves. We try to react normally to game 1 and discuss the whole Bronny James sitch as well as talk about Family Guy.

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103:00

Season Predictions and Over/Unders + Mid-2000s talk...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/10/18

Look guys. If you dont go and follow Bad Angle Basketball on Instagram right now I'll be pretty mad about it. Today, we talk to Jack from BAB to discuss the vibes after a heartbreaking Lynx loss, as well as the vibes surrounding exciting showings from our young Wolves in the pre-season. The Timberwolves and Lynx Organization is truly a bountiful source of entertainment and joy. There is beauty all around us if you choose to see it. We also dive into our yearly Over/Unders. Enjoy hotties

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62:08

The Lynx are in the Finals + Wolves Things Bracket

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/10/10

Hello. The Lynx are really good. The Wolves Things bracket is happening right now and the bracket is lookin weird. We also talked about some pre-season Wolves storylines. Oh boy. We're so back guys

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48:17

The Timberwolves traded Karl-Anthony Towns and we're SAD

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/10/01

Hey guys. Here it is. The episode that, deep down, we knew we'd eventually have to record one day but didn't want to admit it. And now it's here.

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87:23

The Lynx are Insane, City Edition Leaks, and a...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/09/27

This one starts out kinda hot lmao this one is for sure an "in your airpods" episode and not a bluetooth speaker at the office episode. I don't think any of our episodes are bluetooth speaker at the office episodes. Alright guys here's the deal. JakesGraphs was on the show. We discuss how insane the Lynx are, and how blessed we are to have two elite professional basketball teams in Minnesota. We also discuss the alleged City Edition leaks and the state of Nike jerseys. We also talk about

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67:40

Goodbyes & Hellos + The Fandom Draft

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/07/15

We say hello to new Timberwolves and goodbye to those who have departed. We also draft past and present timberwolves into our favorite fandom shows and movies

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79:45

Draft Talk, Lynx Chatter, Over/Under Reviews, Criston...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/06/26

Hello hotties. We talk about the draft. We talk about the Lynx. We talk about where Cheryl stands all time in all time GM and Coach rankings. We review our over/unders from before the season. What an episode

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92:04

The Second Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/06/05

COLE ALDRICH IS AN OFFICIAL SACWNPYEPAE AWARD WINNER!!!!!!

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38:12

THE TIMBERWOLVES WIN GAME FOUR TO TAKE A COMMANDING...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/05/29

TEAMS DOWN 3-0 IN THE CONFERENCE FINALS ARE 0-155. UNTIL THIS YEAR. IT WAS WRITTEN. IF YOUR NAME IS ABE AND YOUR "WRITE" FOR SB NATION YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOU DRIVING RECKLESSLY IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA CUZ BOY HOWDY YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT

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55:35

Mavericks Series Preview + Nuggets In Memoriam Segment

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/05/22

The best time to release a series preview podcast is last night at 10pm when we finished recording this. The second best time is now, 2:16pm the day of the game. The gentlemen break down the advantages of both teams and predict where the series nets out (spoiler: we predict what you're predicting too). Jordan has wifi issues. He's moving into his new house next week so that won't be a problem much longer. We also memorialize the Denver Nuggets cuz they're dead. Love you. Suck it, DNVR. Cole

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30:39

WE'RE NEVER GONNA DIE, THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT THE...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/05/20

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48:45

THE TIMBERWOLVES OBLITERATE THE NUGGETS IN GAME 6

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/05/17

THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT THE NUGGETS BY 45 POINTS! ANT WAS INSANE! JADEN WAS THE MVP! KAT IS THE JOKIC STOPPER! RUDY IS RUDY! MIKE CONLEY IS BACK!

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27:02

GAME 2: BELT 2 ASS ON THE REIGNING CHAMPION DENVER...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/05/07

Guys, the Minnesota Timberwolves may very well win an NBA Championship this year.

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68:12

Nuggets Playoff Match Up + The Suns In Memoriam

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/05/03

on today’s show, the gentlemen break down the advantages the Nuggets have over the Wolves, and vice versa. We also do an in memoriam segment for the fallen Phoenix Suns

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27:12

THE TIMBERWOLVES SWEEP THE PHOENIX SUNS AND ADVANCE...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/04/29

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