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Two Dicks in a Bar

Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate

Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join

comedy improv

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01:26:16

Moon landing conspiracies, political rants, and ball...

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2025/04/03

Dick‘s display in an eclectic blend of captivating witty banter, wise discussions, and a strong sense of solidarity. Sit back as the Dick’s interrogate Trump voters, contemplate conspiracies, and lampoon Elon. So you know, a normal Wednesday.

01:32:10

You might wanna kick back with a bag of crack for...

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2025/03/27

Grab your security blanket and get ready to be inundated with the latest and greatest conspiracy theories. Alex takes control of the crazy train, as it teeters on the edge of the thick Colombian white powdered rails. It’s so Florida, right?! Then, stick around and meet a new friend of the Dicks, Chris the black racist. Not really?… Anyway, Jesse stops suffering fools, Ed correctly confirms quantum entanglement (within a conversation, not scientifically), and… Nate recounts Jesse‘s disappointment in

02:03:52

Politics unplugged: spicy topics and the sweet hard...

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2025/03/20

Grab your favorite drink and join the Dicks for a raucous conversation on power, promises, and accountability. The Dicks dive into the absurdities of political promises, budget cuts, and why Musk may be the most overqualified ringmaster of all time. This episode will provide plenty of eye rolls and laughs, hopefully more of the latter.

01:51:24

Whitty Banner concerning hand jobs, comics, and...

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2025/03/13

Join the Dick‘s for an episode full of superhero casting, celebrity gossip, and the chaos that is American politics. The Dick’s share laughs, insights, and personal banter as stories erupt into wild rides filled with unexpected tangents and plenty of drinks.

01:32:15

End of the world Wednesdays: Sloth skulls, tariffs,...

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2025/03/06

Join the Dicks as they dive deep into the current political circus. They debate the merits of tariffs, the state of American democracy, and the bizarre circumstances surrounding Gene Hackman’s death. Buckle up for a hilarious and thought-provoking conversation.

02:01:46

Get ready for a tech-heavy discussion covering AI,...

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2025/02/27

Join the Dicks for an episode covering everything from drug-fueled hypotheticals, governmental conspiracies, personal health disasters, and healthy dose of skepticism. They delve into the complexities of AI, the absurdity of political debates, and the ever-present threat of a 24-hour bug.

02:00:36

Subtitles, unfiltered, tangents, and swastikas....

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2025/02/20

After debating voice dubbing verse captions, the Dick’s get into Valentine’s Day capitalism, and why dogs might be better Covid detectors than tests. They also put RuPaul on the three dollar bill, get into a heated tangent on political tipping points, and the ethics of throwing Nazis into canals. Grab a drink and join the chaos!

02:05:13

Vaccines, UFOs, and Universal Basic Income: A Deep...

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2025/02/13

In this episode, we tackle a wide range of topics, from the history and science of vaccines to the mysteries of UFOs and the controversial idea of Universal Basic Income (UBI). Join us as we debate the role of government, the ethics of scientific funding, and whether humanity is truly better off now than in the past. With heated discussions, unexpected tangents, and a few laughs, this episode is a rollercoaster of ideas and opinions.

01:28:08

The aurora borealis, lava shows, and penis museum:...

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2025/02/06

What happens when you combine Icelandic humor, geothermal, spas, and a museum dedicated entirely to penises? This episode, that’s what! Jesse shared stories from an unforgettable trip to Iceland, including improv comedy shows, freezing cold, plunges, and a deep dive into the countries most unusual museum… The penis museum. The infamous Icelandic, Phallological museum, where animal penises, and penis shaped waffles reign supreme. Get ready for a mix of awe, laughter, and a little bit of WTF as we

01:34:04

Jesse‘s northern lights, Mike’s southern retribution...

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2025/01/23

Warning: this episode will contain strong opinions, unexpected alliances (one of the Dick’s sides with the Cheeto colored Dildo!), and a healthy nuanced dose of strap-on discourse from the female perspective. You’ve been warned. =) smiley face.

01:33:42

Ceasefires, LA fires, and Biden’s fired. It’s...

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2025/01/16

Join the decks as they dive into quick coverage of chaotic current conversations. From the recent Israeli cease-fire to the political implications of the devastating wildfires in California, no topic is off-limits. The Dicks are happy to pontificate on the state of the world, best of luck.

01:54:13

The Dicks want to get the satellites out of orbit to...

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2025/01/09

Uncontrollable fires in LA, paranormal festivals in South Florida, and the Dick’s talk the afterlife, get your snacks. It’s time to get comfy.

01:53:57

New year new us? Absolutely not! Welcome back.

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2025/01/02

After enjoying the holiday season and welcoming in the New Year, the Dicks are pleased to discuss the downfall of humanity. Extinction events, in app purchases, and drawing dicks on Santa, what else can humanity do to encourage God’s wrath?--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

02:08:17

Have ewe given enough thought to sex with sheep?

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2024/12/19

The Dick’s have given up and allowed AI to come up with our conversation topics. So, buckle in and get ready for some repetition. We’re going to discover who’s ready for treasure hunt, everyone’s most embarrassing moments, and how fun it is to be a Krispy Kreme doughnut. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

01:07:04

If AI is planning our deaths, we’ve got plenty of...

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2024/12/12

Enjoy contemplating different types of apocalypses, naming sex acts, and rating the sexiness of killers? Then this is the episode for you.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

01:43:30

Grinder says he’s 3 feet away, the ping is coming...

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2024/12/05

The Dick’s talk Thanksgiving, the upcoming super-game, and Czech Republic glory holes. Feel like popping in?--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

01:20:28

Religion vs Cult, for bathroom wall art? This episode...

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2024/11/28

If you’re disappointed that it took 150 episodes to mention dildo races, How do you think we feel?--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

01:51:49

Shots! And Conspiracy theories! let’s go!

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2024/11/21

Is there really a difference between Switzerland and Sweden? Should babies be vaccinated against the plague? Find out the truth only in this episode of Two Dicks in a Bar!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

01:30:39

Clitorus Interruptus

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2024/11/14

This episode has it all, guests, opinions, and cougars.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

01:02:46

Trump WINS!!!! Yay! The Dick’s have always been...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2024/11/07

Well, the election is finished. Everyone can unclench their assholes and breathe a deep fresh breath of, we’re fucked.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

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