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Two Dicks in a Bar

Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate

Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join

comedy improv

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01:28:02

Sports ball, Diddy‘s guests , and whale pee conveyer...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/29

This week on two decks, Jenna Ortega comes into focus on a Wednesday, bathroom washing becomes a conversation, and a 120 year-old bird takes flight off the lips of the Dicks. On the light side of the cast, get ready for Panther’s championship hockey, whiskey dick, and your mom.

01:40:24

Hikes, humor, and hijinks, get ready for the Dick’s...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/22

Join the Dick’s for an episode full of trekking the Benton Mackay Trail, the improper use of poison ivy while defecating, and an interesting theories about working bicycles.

01:41:20

Robots, gorillas, and racist grandmas, find your...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/08

The crew debates, humanoid robots and their threat levels, the hundred men verse one Gorilla debate, legal defense funds for killers and racists, and then the Dicks fall into a debate about organized religion. You know, classic bar talk.

01:47:24

Two Dicks in a Bar: autism theories, hiking, and...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/05/01

Join the chaotic banner as the guys discuss Jesse‘s upcoming 42-mile hike (with questionable preparation), RFK’s take on autism, Mike’s winning streak, and Putin‘s ambition. The rest of the space will be filled with Pearl Jam fanboying, USSR nostalgia, and whether Burt Reynolds could have pulled off being Han Solo. Get ready for another episode where the bar tab is the only thing longer than the tangent.

01:38:36

The Pope’s Dead, Let’s talk about snail butter.

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/04/24

The Dick‘s kick things off with Wednesday’s breaking news, the Pope died on Monday! Get ready for a deep dive and escargot texture, metaphors, and people who would permanently attach chains around their neck. Join the Dicks as they revisit the glory days opening for Michael Winslow, pitch a police Academy adult film, and ask the hard-hitting questions: Why does the Easter bunny hide eggs? (Spoiler: it’s to cover-up an affair.)

01:08:47

The Gators, Golf, and Golden Showers - alliteration...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/04/17

The Dicks dive into the absurd cost of lift tickets, the legitimacy of the moon landing (again, but without Alex), and Nate’s golden showers. Either way, you may not want to look up.

01:26:16

Moon landing conspiracies, political rants, and ball...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/04/03

Dick‘s display in an eclectic blend of captivating witty banter, wise discussions, and a strong sense of solidarity. Sit back as the Dick’s interrogate Trump voters, contemplate conspiracies, and lampoon Elon. So you know, a normal Wednesday.

01:32:10

You might wanna kick back with a bag of crack for...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/03/27

Grab your security blanket and get ready to be inundated with the latest and greatest conspiracy theories. Alex takes control of the crazy train, as it teeters on the edge of the thick Colombian white powdered rails. It’s so Florida, right?! Then, stick around and meet a new friend of the Dicks, Chris the black racist. Not really?… Anyway, Jesse stops suffering fools, Ed correctly confirms quantum entanglement (within a conversation, not scientifically), and… Nate recounts Jesse‘s disappointment in

02:03:52

Politics unplugged: spicy topics and the sweet hard...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/03/20

Grab your favorite drink and join the Dicks for a raucous conversation on power, promises, and accountability. The Dicks dive into the absurdities of political promises, budget cuts, and why Musk may be the most overqualified ringmaster of all time. This episode will provide plenty of eye rolls and laughs, hopefully more of the latter.

01:51:24

Whitty Banner concerning hand jobs, comics, and...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/03/13

Join the Dick‘s for an episode full of superhero casting, celebrity gossip, and the chaos that is American politics. The Dick’s share laughs, insights, and personal banter as stories erupt into wild rides filled with unexpected tangents and plenty of drinks.

01:32:15

End of the world Wednesdays: Sloth skulls, tariffs,...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/03/06

Join the Dicks as they dive deep into the current political circus. They debate the merits of tariffs, the state of American democracy, and the bizarre circumstances surrounding Gene Hackman’s death. Buckle up for a hilarious and thought-provoking conversation.

02:01:46

Get ready for a tech-heavy discussion covering AI,...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/02/27

Join the Dicks for an episode covering everything from drug-fueled hypotheticals, governmental conspiracies, personal health disasters, and healthy dose of skepticism. They delve into the complexities of AI, the absurdity of political debates, and the ever-present threat of a 24-hour bug.

02:00:36

Subtitles, unfiltered, tangents, and swastikas....

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/02/20

After debating voice dubbing verse captions, the Dick’s get into Valentine’s Day capitalism, and why dogs might be better Covid detectors than tests. They also put RuPaul on the three dollar bill, get into a heated tangent on political tipping points, and the ethics of throwing Nazis into canals. Grab a drink and join the chaos!

02:05:13

Vaccines, UFOs, and Universal Basic Income: A Deep...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/02/13

In this episode, we tackle a wide range of topics, from the history and science of vaccines to the mysteries of UFOs and the controversial idea of Universal Basic Income (UBI). Join us as we debate the role of government, the ethics of scientific funding, and whether humanity is truly better off now than in the past. With heated discussions, unexpected tangents, and a few laughs, this episode is a rollercoaster of ideas and opinions.

01:28:08

The aurora borealis, lava shows, and penis museum:...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/02/06

What happens when you combine Icelandic humor, geothermal, spas, and a museum dedicated entirely to penises? This episode, that’s what! Jesse shared stories from an unforgettable trip to Iceland, including improv comedy shows, freezing cold, plunges, and a deep dive into the countries most unusual museum… The penis museum. The infamous Icelandic, Phallological museum, where animal penises, and penis shaped waffles reign supreme. Get ready for a mix of awe, laughter, and a little bit of WTF as we

01:34:04

Jesse‘s northern lights, Mike’s southern retribution...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/01/23

Warning: this episode will contain strong opinions, unexpected alliances (one of the Dick’s sides with the Cheeto colored Dildo!), and a healthy nuanced dose of strap-on discourse from the female perspective. You’ve been warned. =) smiley face.

01:33:42

Ceasefires, LA fires, and Biden’s fired. It’s...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/01/16

Join the decks as they dive into quick coverage of chaotic current conversations. From the recent Israeli cease-fire to the political implications of the devastating wildfires in California, no topic is off-limits. The Dicks are happy to pontificate on the state of the world, best of luck.

01:54:13

The Dicks want to get the satellites out of orbit to...

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/01/09

Uncontrollable fires in LA, paranormal festivals in South Florida, and the Dick’s talk the afterlife, get your snacks. It’s time to get comfy.

01:53:57

New year new us? Absolutely not! Welcome back.

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2025/01/02

After enjoying the holiday season and welcoming in the New Year, the Dicks are pleased to discuss the downfall of humanity. Extinction events, in app purchases, and drawing dicks on Santa, what else can humanity do to encourage God’s wrath?--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

02:08:17

Have ewe given enough thought to sex with sheep?

Two Dicks in a Bar ·

2024/12/19

The Dick’s have given up and allowed AI to come up with our conversation topics. So, buckle in and get ready for some repetition. We’re going to discover who’s ready for treasure hunt, everyone’s most embarrassing moments, and how fun it is to be a Krispy Kreme doughnut. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support

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