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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

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47:08

Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

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2025/07/11

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s […] The post Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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46:42

The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have...

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2025/07/09

On Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable […] The post The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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55:43

Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History

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2025/07/07

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, it’s clear she’s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She might’ve been poisoned by improperly stored cancer meds. Lawyers, form […] The post Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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36:57

Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing

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2025/07/04

On Today’s Show: 🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily… 🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: […] The post Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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44:38

Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!

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2025/07/02

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025 🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇 On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting […] The post Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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46:47

Poop Lasagna On The High Seas

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2025/06/30

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: 🚢 Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds 🧻 Today on the Show: 🗣️ Plus: \ Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Poop Lasagna On The High Seas first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:02

Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance...

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2025/06/27

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – June 27, 2025 (Friday Edition)🚨 “AI Abuse, Hot Dog Wars, and a Nature Boy’s Natural Disaster” 🚨 On Today’s Episode:🧠 Artificial Intelligence? More like Artificial Insanity! 🎮 Mario Kart World: The Rage-Inducing Hellscape 🥵 Six-Year-Old Snack Reviews, Unfiltered 🌭 Murder Over a Hot Dog 💩 […] The post Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse first appeared on Distorted View

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40:28

Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

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2025/06/25

On Today’s Show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves… banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child […] The post Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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47:42

There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This...

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2025/06/23

On Today’s Show: 🗓 Today on the Show: 📢 Support the ShowGet Sideshow-exclusive episodes, full-length bonus shows, and more:🛒 Join the freak family → https://www.distortedview.com🍏 On Apple Podcasts or Spotify? Sign up right in the app for exclusive content!💸 Patreon love: patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463💌 Email: show@distortedview.com🐦 Twitter/Instagram: @distortedview📘 Facebook: facebook.com/distortedviewshow Our New PO Box […] The post There’s No Sugar in My

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47:17

My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear

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2025/06/20

On Today’s Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia. 📱 T-Mobile CEO UnhingedTim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops […] The post My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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47:34

One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot

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2025/06/18

On Today’s Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday 🧠 Programming Notes: 🎙️ Support the Show: 💵 Or join the sideshow via Patreon.com/DistortedView — just $5/month gets […] The post One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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40:40

Liquid Death Water Demon Juice

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2025/06/16

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 💩 Plus: 🧠 Quote of the Day:“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy 🔥 Join the Sideshow for exclusive shows, […] The post Liquid Death Water Demon Juice first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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41:59

Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz

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2025/06/13

On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♂️ It’s Friday the 13th…and something sticky this way comes. In today’s jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted […] The post Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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42:06

The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/06/11

On Today’s Show: ✨ Today on the Show: 🎧 Sideshow Plug: Want more bonus episodes, mini-shows, and virgin warrior mockery? Go to ⁠distortedview.com⁠ and sign up for the Sideshow! Cheap as hell, and way more satisfying than chroming. 📬 Email: ⁠show@distortedview.com⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 👾 Discord + Socials: @distortedview everywhere 🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month DV Style:🧃 […] The post The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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37:24

Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck!

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2025/06/09

On Today’s Show: 🔊 VOICEMAILS FEATURED TODAY: 💡 Support the Show & Keep the Stupid Flowing!Get exclusive bonus content by becoming a Sideshow member:👉 https://www.distortedview.com🎧 Available through Apple Podcasts & Spotify Premium Subscriptions🧡 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/distortedview Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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45:37

Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/06/06

On Today’s Best Of Episode: Today on the program:🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍‍♀️🗣️🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔🔹 Church youth […] The post Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:44

Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/06/04

On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show: 🧠 Also in this episode: We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome. Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series. Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on […] The post Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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45:32

Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest

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2025/06/02

On Today’s Episode: Prepare your senses for an unholy sensory overload, because Timmy Boo is back with another clusterfuck of depravity and poorly repressed rage: Also in this episode: 🌟 Sideshow Deals This Week Only!👉 Monthly = $7.50👉 Yearly = $80Support DV and get exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and access to Discord.Sign up at DistortedView.com […] The post Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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57:51

Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast

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2025/05/30

On Today’s Episode: 🎙 Featured Audio: 🧼 Sponsor Alert: This episode is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — use code FREAK to get: 🛒 Visit AdamAndEve.com and use promo code FREAK! 💬 Quote of the Show: “My new car doesn’t have doors, but it does have zip-tie seatbelts and burlap seats. It’s called EXOTIC, bitches.” […] The post Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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55:26

America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/05/28

On Today’s Show: Episode Overview Host Tim Henson delivers a wild Wednesday episode filled with bizarre stories, hilarious audio, and classic DV absurdity. From a drunk streamer arguing with a text-to-speech clip to a To Catch a Predator porn parody, this show is peak chaos. Segments and Stories 1. Great Moments in Customer Service 2. […] The post America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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