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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

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47:54

Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood

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2025/10/08

🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) […]The post Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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42:48

Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story

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2025/10/06

🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ 🎙️ On Today’s Episode 💬 Sponsor Shoutouts DV Listener “Your Little Honey” – Today’s […] The post Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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45:22

The Prolapse Cannoli

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2025/10/03

On Today’s Show: Listener Sponsorship Today’s episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the Sideshow ad read. Mission accomplished. Want to sponsor a DV episode? It’s only $25! Watch: Proximity Chat Cause Mass Pandemonium Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Prolapse Cannoli first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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47:09

Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting

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2025/10/01

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti’s viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where […] The post Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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57:26

Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of...

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2025/09/29

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal, […] The post Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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1:06:09

Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show...

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2025/09/26

Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC) […] The post Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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47:24

Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?

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2025/09/24

On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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44:05

The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)

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2025/09/22

On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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53:00

Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom

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2025/09/19

On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage […] The post Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:41

Mysteries of the Easily Explainable

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2025/09/17

On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability […] The post Mysteries of the Easily Explainable first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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30:46

Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown

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2025/09/15

Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting […] The post Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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44:44

International House of Whores & Wurst

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2025/09/12

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry. Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs. Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes. […] The post International House of Whores & Wurst first appeared on Distorted View

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54:38

The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!

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2025/09/10

Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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45:39

The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/09/08

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Freak Community Social: Twitter & Instagram @distortedview | Facebook /distortedviewshow Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemails: 206-666-4463 Support DV: Sideshow Memberships | Patreon Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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58:09

The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

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2025/09/05

Today on the Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025 Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition) Game: Drugged or Electrocuted Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The […] The post The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:25

The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs

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2025/09/03

Today on the Show: Segments & Highlights 🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families 💨 The Science of Dick Queefs 🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercings 🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame 🛒 Kroger’s Patriotic Alternatives 🌎 News From the Edge 😂 Dawson Corner Listener Voicemails Proximity Chat’s Newest Masterpiece: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO […] The post The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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43:26

From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over...

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2025/09/01

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Voicemails: Links & Extras: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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45:28

FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

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2025/08/29

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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45:28

How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

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2025/08/29

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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46:44

King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave

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2025/08/27

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 🛒 Sponsors & Support: Listener Sponsorships – For just $25, sponsor the show and hear your name (or anything you want) on DV. Adam & Eve – Use promo code FREAK at checkout for 50% off almost any item + 10 free gifts + free shipping. Distorted View […] The post King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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