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Distorted View Daily

Get Exclusive Shows Every Week: SUBSCRIBE TO THE SIDESHOW An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks.

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00:53:28

Penis Root Awakening

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/09

Episode SummaryLinks: Take a look at the audio equipment / electronics Tim is trying to sellTim closes out the week with a packed Friday freakshow featuring dietary madness, alpha-male nutrition rants, MRI sex science, and the long-awaited return of Sagittarius.Snorting Your DinnerA preview of TLC’s My Strange Addiction introduces a woman who refuses to chew food and instead blends and snorts every meal through her nose, including guacamole toast. Tim questions why bread is involved at all and

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00:55:00

The Dark Art Of Shadowing Masturbating

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/07

Episode SummaryOn today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim takes freaks on a chaotic midweek ride featuring shadow-based masturbation detection, electric car paranoia, prosperity preacher excess, and Florida once again earning its title as America’s most unhinged state. From Planet Fitness restroom gooners to a $12,000 water bottle disaster, this episode delivers maximum distortion with zero dignity.The dark and forbidden art of shadow masturbatingA Planet Fitness bathroom incident that turns into a

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00:53:23

Finger-Lickin’ Demon Chicken

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/05

🎧 Distorted View Daily — Monday, January 5, 2026Finger-Lickin’ Satan, Grok Goes Pedo, and Things America Put Up Its Ass in 2025Hey freaks! A brand-new year kicks off with a fresh batch of demonic panic, AI depravity, religious hysteria, and America’s most cursed bodily decisions. Tim rings in 2026 by yelling at theater audiences, roasting Christian grifters, revisiting the darkest corners of AI “innovation,” and dusting off some painfully old DV audio that should probably have stayed buried.Great

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00:51:46

Suck It, 2025 - Wet Molestation And Space Alien Sex...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/31

🚀 Coming Up on Today’s ShowA Space Force New Year’s message that promises lasers, moons, and maximum pew-pew dystopiaPornography-as-a-good-luck-charm to kick off 2025 (obviously)A tropical musical nightmare, murderous crustaceans, and Monday Night Movie: Claws for AlarmFaith radio goes completely off the railsLegal-sized bread is still happening (jingle included)A religious hotline caller spirals into demonic chaos—with helpKroger’s “all-American” pharmaceutical alternativesLesbian folk music,

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00:35:17

Human Skin Side Hustles, Smoke Alarm Social...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/29

Tim Henson kicks off the final week of 2025 with a slightly shorter—but no less unhinged—episode of Distorted View Daily, battling a post-Christmas cold while delivering a full slate of bizarre news, TikTok idiocy, and listener chaos.A former Harvard Medical School morgue manager is sentenced to federal prison after running a years-long side hustle selling human skin, faces, hands, and brains across state lines. Tim weighs the ethics, the witchcraft implications, and whether this was truly the

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00:43:47

Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/26

It’s a Best Of Friday on Distorted View Daily, while Sideshow members get a brand-new exclusive episode. If you’re not already signed up, now’s the time—holiday deals are still live for a limited time. Plus, grab 20% off Distorted View merchandise with promo code AIDS on orders of $50 or more.This classic episode dives headfirst into one of the most chaotic stretches in DV history, featuring viral outrage, witch hunts, trailer park warfare, deranged news stories, and listener-submitted bodily

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00:38:13

Shit Lump Intervention

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/24

Merry Christmas Eve, freaks! If you’re trapped in a car with relatives you hate, hiding from your family, or just need something loud, stupid, and offensive to get you through the holidays, this Best Of Distorted View Daily has you covered.Tim dusts off a classic episode from December 2014, packed with legendary audio clips, enraging tech support calls, human stupidity, and some of the dumbest people ever captured on tape. Think of it as a re-gift… but one that smells faintly of feces and printer

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00:55:23

Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv –...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/22

On Today's Show: Distorted View Daily – Monday, December 22, 2025Day 11 & 12 of the 12 Deals of Distorted View DailyChristmas week kicks off with a stacked episode as Tim Henson wraps up the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and dives headfirst into deranged news, internet lunacy, listener chaos, and the triumphant return of a Linda Finkel Hall of Fame legend.20% off orders of $50 or more at shop.distortedview.com using promo code AIDS (valid through Christmas)Sideshow Membership Deal:

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01:05:27

I’ll Kill Your Children for Christmas + Razor Blade...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/19

Deal of the Day: $5 off Distorted View pint glasses — grab the classic DV pint glass or the Tainted Broth frosted pint glass. Use promo code BUZZ at shop.distortedview.com (today only).Kick off the weekend with a holiday-flavored chaos buffet: Tim issues an apology that somehow makes everything worse, shouts out today’s sponsor dedication, and dives into fresh audio from internet oddballs, public meltdowns, and a couple of genuinely wild news stories — including a stage electrocution scare in Peru

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00:55:50

Satan’s Steamy Phone Sex Chat + Frankie McDonald, AI,...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/17

Distorted View Daily – Wednesday, December 17, 2025 (Sideshow tease + Distorted News)Promo: Get $5 off the “Satan Away” t-shirt in the DV store — use promo code SATANAWAY (today only).Keywords: Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson, DV Sideshow, Satan Away shirt, Frankie McDonald AI, Zootopia 2 snake trend, Indonesian pit viper, Florida PPP fraud, VRChat Proximity Chat, gooner bait Christmas song.Tim opens with “Destiny” (Satan) back on the horn, turning the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily into a steamy

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00:49:04

Acid Enema Warning + Ohio’s Most Rejected Vanity...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/15

Distorted View Daily — Monday, December 15, 2025 (Show Notes)Kick off the week with 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and a fresh batch of filth, freaks: $3 off ALL Distorted View mugs (including new designs like Rimjob Raccoon) using promo code LATTE (L-A-T-T-E) at shop.distortedview.com.Holiday merch deal: $3 off any DV mug for 24 hours with LATTE at shop.distortedview.comSponsor shout-out: “Urethral Fistula” gifts the show to his brother Dan… and Tim delivers a scorched-earth “welcome back”

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00:55:27

Pastor Brings Back Anti-Gay Slurs + a Founding...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/12

Distorted View Daily – Friday, December 12, 2025Comedy Podcast | Bizarre News | Offensive Humor | SatireToday’s 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily brings you $5 off the Distorted View semi-automatic (not a gun) foldable umbrella. Head to shop.distortedview.com and use promo code WET (W-E-T) to save $5 today only.Tim Henson delivers another unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily, packed with offensive satire, bizarre crime stories, deranged religious freak-outs, and listener insanity.Highlights

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00:49:33

Electric Rectum, Escort Meltdown & Frying Pan Attack...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/10

On Today's Show:🎁 12 Deals of DV: Hat Day Tim kicks things off with a limited-time merch deal: get $5 off any hat at shop.distortedview.com with promo code GIVEHEAD (today only).🎅 Santa, Hit Me Harder (Listener Message Bit) A very intense “letter to Santa” turns into full-blown festive BDSM roleplay. Nothing says Christmas like begging St. Nick to beat you purple.🧳 Listener Sponsor: Mark’s Big Move & eBay Junk Fest DV listener Mark is moving out of the country and selling 50 years of

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00:49:33

Electric Rectum, Escort Meltdown & Frying Pan Attack...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/10

Distorted View Daily – December 10, 2025NSFW comedy podcast • weird news • Florida man crime • electric rectum pain • Sagittarius Shawty sponge saga🎁 12 Deals of DV: Hat DayTim kicks things off with a limited-time merch deal: get $5 off any hat at shop.distortedview.com with promo code GIVEHEAD (today only).🎅 Santa, Hit Me Harder (Listener Message Bit)A very intense “letter to Santa” turns into full-blown festive BDSM roleplay. Nothing says Christmas like begging St. Nick to beat you purple.🧳

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00:52:19

You Know You’re in Love When Your Anal Glands Release...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/08

In this episode, Tim:Announces all four versions of “I Don't Know” are now on Spotify, Apple Music, and other streaming services, including:Tomoki Hensouni Super Flower Pop Go kawaii J-popElmer Whalen’s country versionTainted Broth’s heavy takeZenrhyna Bricklayer’s version of “I Don’t Know”Previews a new “dead fat Hawaiian ukulele” work-in-progress track in the spirit of Israel Kamakawiwoʻole’s Over the Rainbow/“What a Wonderful World” medley – but with way more ass and cum talk, obviously.Tim

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00:51:30

Angel-Ass Booty Holes, Piss Kinks, and The No Pussy...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/05

On today’s show:💋 Hand Pussy & “Podcasturbation” Guy ReturnsRichard is back with a fresh episode of his masturbation-only show, complete with “hand pussy” talk, baby voice humiliation, and a formal “No Pussy Pledge” for self-described beta male wankers. Tim reads the pledge, riffs on the mantras, and imagines Mr. Rogers calmly guiding you to your next sad ejaculation.🕌 Valentina Gomez vs. Everyone (Including Piers Morgan)Congressional hopeful / professional Islamophobe Valentina Gomez storms a

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00:36:31

The Girl With the Dragon Dildo Collection

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/04

Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’re getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don’t panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday’s show should drop at the normal time… assuming Tim doesn’t fall apart again.Meanwhile, DV has “music” on Spotify and Apple Music. Yes, really. From sappy torch songs to country-ballad covers about riding a face with a big

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00:51:20

Vape Like a Corpse: Japan’s ‘Zombie Juice’ Craze...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/03

On the show today:FINAL DAY FOR “WEDNESDAY” SALE:Tim invents a brand new holiday just to grift you: Wednesday — the last chance to snag Sideshow memberships at Black Friday/Cyber Monday pricing:$6 monthly$60 yearly$300 lifetime (no more recurring charges, you cheap pigs)Kitchen Reno From Hell:Lord Douche and Tim are locked in a domestic war over bisque vs. biscuit composite sinks.Seven butter bells returned over micro-flaws, glazing, color, and the rotation of the Earth.The kitchen is a hoarder

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00:52:04

Cam Girl STD Confessions, Human Washing Machines &...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/01

On Today’s Show🎵 DV Store Holiday JingleMusical intro promoting the updated DV store: hoodies, mugs, and an anime pillow you can defile in comfort.Reminder: it’s “the first place to always find some dumb stupid shit.”🍫 Ferrero Rocher Butt PornTim talks about “innovative” porn that can’t make it on the show thanks to bad audio.Highlight: a guy shoving a Ferrero Rocher up his ass, shitting it out, and eating it while it melts but stays “crunchy.”🇺🇸🍆 MAGA Republican Cock TrainerHypnotic bait clip

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00:43:30

Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/11/28

Distorted View Daily – Best Of / Black Friday SpecialTim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more.After the sales pitch (and Tim assuring you this isn’t some “shit deal”), he introduces a classic Best of DV episode featuring

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