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The Rum Runnas Podcast

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We Read The Clickbait So You Don"t Have To! The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there"s no way that a professional news syndication published it (we"re looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of

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All Episodes

103:48

Chess Master Cheats Anally

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/09/22

The Rum Runnas Podcast is back with all the news you never asked for! On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A serendipitous fatal crash between two drunk and high people on a combined total of 4 different substances, Chess Master scandal! Cheating allegations where someone not involved decided one of them cheated through the use of anal beads, AR Man claims to be both Jesus and then Satan

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87:49

Elephants Never Forget Or Forgive

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/06/29

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man on a motorcycle get pulled over for speeding because it was hot oddly he got pulled over much later and forgot the lesson of Shaggy "It wasn't me", A Houston Doctor is being sued after he accidentally gave a 4 year old a vasectomy, PA man has the cops called on him for being naked at a hotel but when the cops get there they take his side, UK

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102:55

"The Only Thing Special About You Is You Exist" -...

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2022/06/15

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man breaks millions of dollars worth of Ancient Greek artifacts and 1 new bowl after girlfriend makes him mad museum is oddly relaxed about it and says it didn't look like it was on purpose leaving us with one conclusion...Footloose angry dance, German Woman is in love with a plane she has sexual relations with models of it and spends what has to be

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87:23

Sheep Go To Jail

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/06/08

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fire Fighters being called to the same address hours after their car was destroyed in a fire to put out their house that was now on fire insurance fraud you might be thinking but no we're convinced it's ghosts and fire beats ghosts, Winnie the Pooh is now no longer under Disney copyright and people immediately want to make a horror film with the

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80:44

The McTaco War

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2022/05/26

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A 15 year old girl in PA is struck by lightning inside of her home and we can't tell if she had superpowers before of after the event but she's definitely a superhero now, A shooting at a local Taco Bell is allegedly not connected to the shooting at McDonalds that happened hours later and directly across the street (Fast food war? Too early to tell.),

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110:13

Hot Takes!

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2022/05/18

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: PETA making children's nursery rhymes more inclusive and aware of animals, MI 5th grader brings in weed gummies to the same school a kindergartner brought margaritas a few weeks earlier and a mother loses her mind over it and is now on a war path (all reason is out the window), OK woman tries to frame her husband by downloading child porn onto his old

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106:38

Easter Bunny: Attorney at Law!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/05/11

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a MD couple coming coming home from vacation to find every last thing taken from their house except for their bed where straight out of goldilocks the alleged robbers were sleeping (might be fraud or might be robbery - they're still at large), IA court for some reason imputed into their public court system that the prosecution on over 100 court cases

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102:52

The Homeless Should Be Like Hitler...Senator...

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/04/27

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA Man is killed after being pinned in a car wash (weirdly the car wash wasn't operational honestly it was so vague it's sorta suspicious), FL Bride drugs all her wedding guests with food laced with weed (much over-reaction ensued), TN Senator says The Homeless should be like Hitler...Never thought I'd hear anyone say that (and I probably shouldn't have

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78:39

Superhuman Woman Steals A Car!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/04/20

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indonesian man is ridiculed by police for buying celery instead of weed (luckily for him them just roasted him instead of killing him), TX woman taps into her inner Kool-Aid Man and busts through a wall and vandalizes a dealership and steals a Gold Mercedes, TX Man beats his roommate with a stick prompting his roommate to retaliate with a bat...oh

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101:48

I Put My "White Witchery" On You!

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2022/04/13

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by Matt to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a TX Teen is arrested after a biscuit calorie check lands them in trouble (it's not for what you'd think it was for and we were thoroughly disappointed by it), WA art gallery is robbed for the second time and this time a man steals a whole mammoth tusk and gets away, in the UK an unknown suspect vandalizes neighborhood cars with

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92:33

Schrödinger's Gator

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2022/04/06

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An AR man with multiple bankruptcies (One of which he's still in) is trying to be the state treasurer because no one should understand being bad with money than the guy in charge of all your money, Brazilian Pop Star is hospitalized after holding her farts in for too long around her boyfriend leading her to have a fart attack now she's all about letting

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85:58

Achoo...Who Are You?! (Woman Gets a Cold & Forgets 20...

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2022/03/31

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An OH woman gets shorted on her chicken order and calls the police (The real question is why can restaurants steal from you but you cant steal from them?), British man is mocked by people and media outlets for putting vegetable oil in his car with absolutely no information gathered on whether his car could accept it or not (#BritishNewsisBullies), NC

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80:31

Hey Officer, is this Meth Any Good?

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/03/23

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A melon strikes a passing car in either a malicious act or the first ever produce smiting, Legally blind 71yr old MI man tries to steal a helicopter (vaguely) makes weird threats to a hospital wants to steal an ambulance and COVID patients decides to get snacks instead is then taken down by way too many cops, IN teacher of the year retires but not

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49:56

Bartender Breastmilk Trick Shots

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2022/03/16

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man mislabels a few packages and asks too many questions and ends up in jail for shipping turtles and snakes over the Florida Georgia Line, Woman quits bartending job to dispense another drink...her breastmilk, Florida couple pretends to sell dogs for drug money (Pretend dog real crime), The TX Railroad Commission (which has nothing to do with

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93:31

Every Time I Lose...It's Because My Penis is Frozen!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/03/09

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: TN man arrested for hitting wife with bread...then a board should of stopped at the bread, Finnish Olympian loses race because his penis froze...again, Dalry man refuses to unclench butt cheeks for a cocaine check arrested for possession, Boston man stabs another man for refusing to flush (courtesy flushes are serious in Boston), and Police search for a

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99:54

All Aboard the Poop Train

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/02/23

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A drunk woman in Orlando International Airport leads airport security on a low speed motorized luggage chase through the terminal, A NYC train full of poop is bound for AL in an apparently infamous poop train incident, An AL gas station attendant defends his wife from a thief with the only weapon he had nearby,,, yep you guessed it a tomahawk, AZ priest

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96:43

Midnight Madness

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/02/16

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Las Vegas man with a grenade up his butt (but not really) threatening to blow up a casino and apparently charged with the threat of lying (honestly we couldn't figure it out), IA man pranks his friend with mayo gets punched and loses it smashing his brothers car and killing his friend, car crash in KY leaves 2 men pointing the finger claiming the

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102:20

You Put the Coke in the Coconut

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/02/09

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A LV man claims the ghost of Dale Earnhardt made him drive into incoming traffic to bring NASCAR back to LV will it work we don't know but he's in jail, Columbia seizes 20,000 liquid cocaine filled coconuts...you put the coke in the coconuts and then you go to jail, 67 year old man thinks he's got a hernia he's just ignored for 10 years doctors operate

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110:33

I Cut Off the Wrong Head!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/02/02

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Italian government tries to have Noble Peace Prize Winner speak but gets a dose of Final Fantasy Porn, Midland school's principle (That doesn't seem very inclusive) promises there isn't litter boxes for students but can we be sure they didn't move them, Meijer grocery employee solves workplace disagreement by splashing a jar of poo and pee on their

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104:07

This is What it Sounds Like...When Plants Cry!

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2022/01/26

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Omaha woman scolds her cat whom immediately decides enough is enough and throws down woman calls 911 to save her, Being Vegan might be horrific as studies begin to prove that plants can feel pain and make sounds when they are injured or dying (So plants are sentient and vegans are barely better than cannibals, it's science), London ex ballet dancer

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