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The Rum Runnas Podcast

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We Read The Clickbait So You Don"t Have To! The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there"s no way that a professional news syndication published it (we"re looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of

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All Episodes

92:06

Mother's Day Madness

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2024/05/12

Happy Mother's Day from the Rum Runnas! In the spirit of the day here are a few mom centric stories that will make you feel like calling your Mom no matter your relationship and saying "Hey, Thanks for not being Terrible."From a Mother in India who threw her 6 year old disabled son into a crocodile infested canal because her husband kept blaming her for making a broken kid! To a PA Mom at a local little league field, forgetting her son wasn't in the car after having a few too many drinks and

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77:51

We'll Take 3 Elephants

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2024/04/13

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Botswana threatening Germany with Elephants and Cambodia hating dancing.The President of Botswana threatens to send 20,000 Live Elephants to Germany if they don't change their current ban on the import of hunting trophies to combat poaching. Honestly if your giving away Elephants we'll take 3! Cambodian President outlaws musical car horns because he saw a video on the

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114:25

The Nuduelist and The Missing Brain

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2024/03/29

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Nude Duelist aka a Nuduelist fighting at Venice Beach with a Spiked Club and an AL Prisoner who died and was returned to his family with no brain.A Nude Woman in CA was videoed fighting with a clothed woman (shirts vs skins) each battling with specifically spiked clubs. Even though this fight took place in front of witnesses and people were filming this no reports or

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88:01

Is It AI News?!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2024/03/16

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the news goes feudal with both stories involving ancient Japanese warriors, well one involved a "samurai sword" and the other involved "ninja-like people":In Vancouver WA a man is arrested for threatening people in Walmart with a samurai sword, that's pretty much all the story told us; the craziest thing to come out of this story is that we still after (not exhaustive but a decent amount of)

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91:40

Batteries Don't Belong in There!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2024/03/09

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys start with an apparent biblical smiting and end on a good old-fashioned Rum Runnas brand story involving stuff being inserted into a part of the body it doesn't belong. Stories this week include:A football player in Indonesia is struck by lightning and killed in the middle of the game. This is why you should definitely never play sports during a rain storm, but we honestly don't know

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74:18

Swans v. Catapults

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2024/02/23

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys start with a complete misunderstanding and end on a violent story that they don't know how to feel about. From UK people using weird words and making us think there is a war on birds with medieval weapons to a CO man "allegedly" biting off a cop's finger and all our thoughts on how it's alleged. Stories this week include:In the UK Swans are under attack in a Swan Sanctuary, now 4 swans

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88:33

Bathroom Talk

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2024/02/16

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys dive deep into some bathroom-heavy stories; between a Chinese Chess Scandal that had bathtub poop to a Floridaman covered in excrement from an exploding toilet, topped off with a good deal of anger toward fast food places and our pleas to bring back all the good stuff you got rid of. Stories this week include: In the world of Chinese Chess, the new tournament champion is in some hot

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64:54

Sex Sounds Bust Robber

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2024/02/10

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. With their fair share of tangents; speaking of that who's down to invest in a house built inside of a barn let us know if you're in after you hear the pitch. This week we talk about: Firefighters in OK were having a hard time putting out a house fire due to the recent unseasonably cold weather, if that wasn't bad enough they kept running into venomous snakes all throughout the house! 2 St Louis men robbed

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84:14

Death by Butt Soap

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2024/01/16

The Boys are back talking about all the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest clickbait news stories from all over the internet. This week we go in hard on two crazy clickbait stories to catch up from our end-of-year break. This week we talk about: A real piece of garbage PA field hockey coach who was on the run for doing terrible things that I won't even repeat gets his just desserts after running to CO and becoming a farm hand, karma finally caught him and he was crushed to death in a lawnmower

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85:32

Oh No, Dog Ate Me Bollocks!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2024/01/08

It's 2024 and the Boys are Back! New Year New Season, even though we don't actually have seasons and we never really tell you they're happening...But we're back! Jarred and Kyle return to reading all the weirdest and funniest news stories with the most questionable headlines they can find online and for our return episode, we're starting off strong: OH man finds a crackpipe in his McDonald's order. Was it theirs, was it his, we don't know the times and information was weird and they didn't focus

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106:41

Only Cry for Strangers

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/10/23

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman that couldn't figure out why everyone was pulling out of the way on the road is informed that she's rolling with red and blue lights (she says she didn't know but maybe this was her plan all along), former pizzeria owner is in trouble after receiving a PPP loan and shuttering his pizzeria and buying an Alpaca farm (we also

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99:28

Nude Mortal Kombat

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/10/17

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle (after a bit of an unplanned break) are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A yoga class being mistaken for a ritual mass murder, a naked man breaking into houses and fighting the occupants (also a bunch of attempted Mortal Kombat quips), another man arrested for hitting people with food (honestly does no one appreciate food fights anymore), and the now infamous diarrhea plane

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101:01

Stripper Barbie Does Kids Parties

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/09/11

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The Story of a Mom who hired a stripper Barbie for her 5-year-old's Birthday Party, GA man is arrested for somehow stealing his neighbor's entire porch whole, ID man is arrested after a homecoming proposal goes wrong and he holds a group of boys at gunpoint (honestly though why does it take 9 boys to ask out 1 girl), and FL women are arrested after

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93:08

Manatee Bangs his Bro to Death

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/08/14

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CO man steals a car and then brings it back to the scene of the crime only to be chased up a 320 ft crane for 12 hours, Chinese Zoo is questioned about having a Golden Retriever in the cage that was supposed to be for a lion (this is only made worse by the weird man in a bear suit debate that's also currently happening. Apparently Chinese zoos have

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76:47

The Soup and Sandwich Debate

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/08/08

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Investigation is underway in PA to find the person who has been throwing frozen bananas at cars, PA man is arrested for stealing less than $100 in groceries...but some of that was 3 cakes with his face printed on it (side note: if we all went on strike for paying for groceries until food prices were reasonable again, I don't think they could stop us

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116:41

Gladiator Whales

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/08/01

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: In PA a Wendy's manager manufactures an employee to collect their wages for herself (honestly this is a pretty awesome scheme and also Fuck Wendy's), FL "Joker" is re-arrested after cutting his GPS tracker and makes it down the street to almost die from an OD and gets arrested again (This man collected mug shots like school picture days), RFK Jr's Q&A

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97:10

Meth.S.G

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/07/24

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canadian Farmers' contract disagreement ends with one owing the other $82,000 be careful who you send emojis too they hold up in court, CA Chinese Restaurant closes down after 7 people were rushed to the hospital after eating Meth filled soy sauce (weirdly never mentioned if people should be worried), San Diego elderly woman is scalped by a man in the

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99:01

Passionate Tree Lover

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/07/17

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston boy has been missing for 8 years and apparently no one knew he was missing (working Rum Runnas Theories: He just avoided his mom super good, he's Jason Bourne, or his mom was running some sort of scam and orchestrated the whole thing), MD woman is killed by a stolen forklift and the suspect is still at large (how fast was that forklift

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97:57

Snack Attack

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/07/12

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA man is shot while attempting to fight off a robber and stumbles into The Cheesecake Factory (At least Jarred feels that if you're going to fight off an armed robber the best defense if distraction via closeup magic), Woman attempts to evade arrest by hiding in Disneyland Attraction (it wasn't on the ride which was honestly a massive disappointment),

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94:09

Don't Sell People Parts

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/07/03

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Taiwanese Man parks 2 vans precariously on his roof to avoid parking tickets (we have no clue how paying for a crane to lift 2 separate vans was cheaper but apparently this was the most cost-effective solution), Florida-Boy is in trouble for throwing knives at people when they wouldn't take him to GameStop (They don't even understand you don't get

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