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Bitch Bible

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

comedy

All Episodes

01:00:37

You Good Girl?

Bitch Bible ·

2026/04/28

Jackie is getting over being possessed by a mysterious illness and gives her final thoughts about Alex Cooper and Alix Earle, describes how Clyde is a confident but grounded child with bullying in his blood, and expresses her fears for The Devil Wears Prada 2. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Jones Road Beauty: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get a free Shimmer Face Oil on your first purchase at www.Jonesroadbeauty.com Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online

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01:04:18

Blonde on Blonde Crime

Bitch Bible ·

2026/04/21

Jackie sits down with Morgan Stewart to weigh in on the Alex Cooper/Alix Earle fallout, how they are going to manufacture their own feud, and what’s wrong with Lake Arrowhead.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Brodo: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLE Kindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIE OSEA: Get 10% off your first order sitewide with code JACKIE at

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00:48:39

Bitch Bible Classics: Long Shame Strategy

Bitch Bible ·

2026/04/18

This is a great episode, Jackie recaps how King Richard changed her life, the time she got kicked out of a youth sports league for breaking someone's nose, and warns Megan Fox about being Dutch-ovened. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/BIBLE SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner Revolve: Shop at www.REVOLVE.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off

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01:06:33

You Don’t Deserve Her

Bitch Bible ·

2026/04/14

Jackie is solo parenting AGAIN and praises women at the Masters, addresses future concerns about her health due to her soon to be protruding clavicles, and navigates the treacherous waters of the injustice of the patriarchy in the media. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: ZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to get 15% off at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLE Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code

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01:04:42

This Is Me Trying

Bitch Bible ·

2026/04/07

Jackie has settled into spring and discusses proper parenting at wineries, gives a lukewarm review of Summer House, and tries to explain her alien frog infestation.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your first order, plus free shipping with code bitchbible at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbible SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bible Revolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order

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00:59:11

An-tweaking

Bitch Bible ·

2026/03/31

Jackie is fresh off a little reckless antiquing to discuss Gloria’s termite infestation, her philanthropic passion for serving alcohol in old folks homes, and her Dim the Lights revival performed for the local police department.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Kindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIE Leesa Mattresses: Use code BIBLE to get 20% off mattresses, plus get an extra $50 off at www.Lessa.com Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at

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00:58:37

Diagnosis: Bitch

Bitch Bible ·

2026/03/24

Behold Jackie, Destroyer of Content, discusses Taylor Frankie Paul’s implosion, Melissa Wood-Tepperberg’s self indulgent ADHD diagnosis, and current online trends that she hates.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: BRODO: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLE Little Spoon: Get 30% off your first online order with code BIBLE at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Revolve: Shop my favorites and use code BITCH for 15% off your

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00:46:17

Bitch Bible Classics: Keep Eating

Bitch Bible ·

2026/03/21

Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Quit with Jones: Start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code BIBLE at www.QuitWithJones.com/BIBLE Revolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCH SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at http://skims.com/bible. #skimspartner Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at

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00:58:42

Live, Laugh, Bulimia

Bitch Bible ·

2026/03/17

Jackie is coming off a social media fast and recounts Gloria’s recent near death experience, reviews the Oscars fashion, and graces listeners with answers to their questions. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: AG1: While supplies last, get a free AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler, plus free Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order at www.DrinkAG1.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping

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01:04:50

Slapping the Bass, Slapping Your Face

Bitch Bible ·

2026/03/10

After reviewing past episodes Jackie realizes the show is as great as it has ever been, issues an apology, discusses her blunt but honest communication style, and extols the sleep benefits of a recreational, domestic argument.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Quit with Jones: Start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code BIBLE at www.QuitWithJones.com/BIBLE Wayfair: Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget at www.Wayfair.com Revolve: Shop

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01:01:17

Paranormal Bitchxperience

Bitch Bible ·

2026/03/03

Jackie is back from a grueling commercial shoot and talks about the toll of being social, the two approved methods of socialization for females, and a paranormal experience at the Sunset Tower Hotel.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Merit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com Pique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bible BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy

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00:58:47

Sisterhood of the Tic Tac Penis with Girls Gotta Eat

Bitch Bible ·

2026/02/24

Jackie is joined by Ashley and Rayna from Girls Gotta Eat to talk about micro-penises, their four and a half hairs, Jackie’s recent exorcism, and Pampas grass.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: AG1: For a limited time, get a free AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler, plus free Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order at www.DrinkAG1.com/BIBLE SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE

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00:44:37

Bitch Bible Classics: My Unorthodox Asshole

Bitch Bible ·

2026/02/21

Jackie discusses some aesthetic revisions she would like to make in 2022, discovers her husband's childhood attempts at poetry and goes over some celebrity TikTok conspiracy theories. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Revolve: For a limited time, use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at http://www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at

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01:05:24

Por Qué

Bitch Bible ·

2026/02/17

Jackie makes a strong case for mother of the year with her Valentine’s Day dedication to Clyde and his grown up vocabulary, explains to Andrew what a landscape architect does, and pitches herself as a new friend to Rihanna and Adele. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Quit with Jones: Take the free quiz and use code BIBLE to get 15% off your personalized quitting journey at www.QuitwithJones.com/BIBLE Leesa Mattresses: Get 30% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at

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01:07:10

No Curation

Bitch Bible ·

2026/02/10

Jackie has been struck by divine inspiration for her backyard renovation and talks about her grand welcome to the stone yard, Clyde’s night in Abu Ghraib, and wiping away tears of laughter to be a Good Samaritan. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Merit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com Revolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Pique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bible Little

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01:02:41

Linear Lantern Energy

Bitch Bible ·

2026/02/03

Jackie continues to persevere through facial paralysis to bring you a recap of the Grammys and Clyde’s visit to urgent care, while also taking a moment to rip linear lantern light fixtures to shreds.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Pique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bible SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at

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01:00:43

Mommy's a Bitch!

Bitch Bible ·

2026/01/27

Jackie is back from the clinic with 110 units of youthful rejuvenation and fighting through facial paralysis to discuss Emily Maynard’s baby, Taylor Swift’s text messages to Blake Lively, and makes a huge backyard announcement.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Tonal: Use code BIBLE to get $200 off your Tonal purchase at www.Tonal.com Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE Quit with Jones: Use code BIBLE to get 15% when you

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00:47:22

Bitch Bible Classics: Isn't She Lovely!

Bitch Bible ·

2026/01/24

Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual (hard no) update on pop culture, mental health and relationship advice! Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com Leesa Mattress: Get 20% off, plus an extra $50 off mattresses with promo code BIBLE at

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01:05:37

lol sorry

Bitch Bible ·

2026/01/20

Jackie exposes her plastic surgery journey in the most embarrassing way possible, dissects the “2016” trend and reminisces and details her most recent altercations! Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Athletic Greens: Get 3 free AG1 and AGZ Travel Packs, plus free Vitamin D3+K2, and an AG1 Welcome Kit with your first subscription order at www.DrinkAG1.com/BIBLE Boll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 15% off your first set of sheets, plus free shipping at

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01:04:14

Name the Puppy

Bitch Bible ·

2026/01/13

Jackie is sticking with her New Years resolution and sets the financial record straight, does a deep dive into Ashley Tisdale’s toxic mom group, and explains why you shouldn’t trust people with fake plants and accent walls.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Leesa Mattress: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.com Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Merit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at

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