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1:27:32

Ninja III: The Domination - The Worst Cannon movie?

2016/09/19

A deceased magical ninja with questionable motives possesses a telephone line working/aerobics instructor and gets her to revengify a bunch of cops who blew the ninja away (justifiably). Meanwhile, lasers, gymnastics, so much magic, and awful effects abound. Plus back hair and V8! Ninja III may be the worst movie Cannon ever made. We're talking about Cannon here remember. This thing stinks so bad. The story is incredibly dumb/nonexistant, the action is completely ridiculous, the acting is awful,

37:32

Prelude to Ninja III: The Domination

2016/09/16

This episode of the famed SM show, we put on our best disguises, pull out our tree-climbing ropes, and get ready to assassinate one of Cannon's most ridiculous films brought to the big screen. Like a ninja this film is disguised as a ninja film but it's 100% banana business. Plus the whole thing is free on YouTube! Thanks Paramount Vault! Streaming Do's and Don'ts Jaws - Netflix Jaws II - Netflix Jaws 3 - Netflix Jaws: The Revenge - Netflix The Wild Card - Pop Quiz, Hotshot - Ninja

1:08:19

Glitter - It can't overpower the lameness

2016/09/12

In 2001, Mariah Carey decided to wreck thousands of lives and destroy Sam's affection for her visual appearance, primarily her face. While "glittercan't overpower the artist"Glitter can't even overpower it's own idiocy, racism, and sexism. What?Glitteris a period-piece? This takes place in 1983? WTF? Why on Earth does it take place in 1983? The clothes, the cars, the music, the set pieces, the vernacular, NOTHING was done that says "Hey, it's 1983" except a bottom 1/3 graphic. It's screams that

24:53:21

Prelude to Glitter

2016/09/09

It's time for Jackie to choose another Razzie winning and highly nominated "musical". In 2001, men in ties decided to crap in our ears and eyes as the allow Mariah Carey to create her own movie about her career (sorta). Get ready for gluch.... Streaming Do's and Don'ts The Curse of Sleeping Beauty - Netflix Justin's Top 5 80's Action Guys! 5. Kurt Russell - Escape from LA, The Thing, Big Trouble, Tango & Cash4. Chuck Norris - Delta Force, Firewalker, Invasion USA, Lone Wolf McQuade3

1:30:55

Firewalker - So not funny, it's funny

2016/09/05

Chuck Norris, Louis Gosset Jr, and Melody Anderson go on a wild ride through various adventures on the way to get treasure. Along the way the face alligators, sinking cars, rebels, gang-rape village, the Mexican Gestapo, their own visual appearance, and elaborate aboriginal death traps. Sounds ridiculous? It is indeed. Firewalker is Golan and Globus' take on the very popular and quite good,Romancing the Stone. In fact, it's a veritable carbon copy of the film but with your typical Cannon Films

34:54:05

Prelude to Firewalker

2016/09/02

Charles Norris returns again for his 3rd appearance on the show in a teamup with awful acting staple, Louis Gossett, Jr. inFirewalker. A film that appears to be a complete knockoff of Indiana Jones or Romancing the Stone or take your pick. Can Chuck Norris bring the comedy that he's so well known for? Or will this be as laughable as toothpaste?

1:36:37

Commando - The pinnacle of stupid action movies

2016/08/29

Our good movie friend Tucker stops by to discuss one of the greatest/stupidest action movies of all time. Be prepared for ridiculous (hilarious) Arnold impressions. Commando isso iconic and such a staple in "men with guns" movies that it's hard to avoid and impossible to dislike. It's level of over-the-top is unequaled that for the next 15 years in film, every action attempts to beCommando but none have come close. It's the model, but at the same time it's SOOOOO stupid. So the plot...John Matrix

33:08:10

Prelude to Commando

2016/08/26

To purge ourselves from the misery of last weeks movie we dowse ourselves in awesomeness and then light ourselves on fire (that was all figurative, in no way do we endorse lighting yourself on fire...unless you're a total tool, then go for it) and let Arnold take the show over it the quintessential action movie of the 1980s (maybe even ever) but still incredibly dumb,Commando. Fall SMABFA Contenders Ben-Hur - Uh, you know you screwed up here. Nine Lives - Thanks for telling our kids they are

1:06:23

Dreamer: The Tears of Boredom

2016/08/22

Here's a fun concept - take something as boring to watch as bowling and then make a movie that is just as boring about said boring thing. You've then got a very accurate representation of something super boring. Wow. Thanks a lot bowling movie. Dreameris arguably the most boring movie ever made. There's levels of bad that are definitely worse as far as film-making. See Manos, Monster-a-Go-Go, Sssssss, and so forth come to mind. The good thing about all those films is that there's at least something

34:57:52

Prelude to Dreamer

2016/08/19

In this week's podcast spectacular of majesty, we've dug into the vaults and pulled out a brown stain in sports film-making history from 1979. It's the tale of the super exciting world of bowling. What? You didn't know bowling could be exciting? Well put on your slippery shoes and grab your ball bag because we didn't either! "Streaming" Do's and Don'ts Deadly Blessing - Amazon Prime Warrior of Justice - IMDB Future-Kill - IMDB The Wild Card - The Great Superpower Debate The ability to

1:33:32

Dante's Peak - Just leave Grandma, please.

2016/08/15

Our second of back to back "stupid volcano movies from 1997" is the possibly the least disastery of any disaster movies ever created. Spoiler alert - body count is 5 and a tiny hick town gets cleared off the map. It's fine since they were just a bunch of smug buttholes anyways. So ifVolcanoshould have been named "Lava; Not Volcano Really", thenDante's Peak should have been called "Volcano; No Lava Really". It's a perfect mirror in opposite land. The volcano is HUGE but has very little lava. In fact

30:01:26

Prelude to Dante's Peak

2016/08/12

Hey remember that OTHER volcano movie from 1997? Well its here on Stinker Madness to finally help us answer that age old question: which 1997 volcano movie is the most stupid? Dante's Peak stars Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton. Roman's Do's and Don'ts Ninja Busters - Dangerous Men - $3.99 on The Barbarians - The Wild Card - The Great Superpower Debate Extreme resistance to extreme heat but only from above - 3/10 stars

1:31:00

Volcano - What's a movie?!

2016/08/01

Tommy and Anne face off against some hot magma ("What's Magma?") in the first of two 1997 volcano movies. This one features a lead character who should be fired and never hired for his job, a slew of disaster movie cliches (Dog never dies, anyone?) and Stan, the Man-Chucking Man in possibly the stupidest movie we've ever seen on this show. Let's start off by declaring how incredibly dumb this movie is. Every single bit of "science" is telegraphed to the audience because "Hey! They're stupid!" such

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Prelude to Volcano

2016/07/29

Surprise! Volcano! Tommy Lee Jones comes in to ask what magma is and see if his volcano movie of 1997 can be the dumber of the year. We all know its stupid, but how stupid can it be? Roman's Do's and Don'ts Lust for Freedom (1987) - YouTube Furious (1984) - IMDB The Zero Boys (1986) - IMDB Wild Card - The Great Superpower Debate Electro-magnetic Telekinesis - 3.5 stars

1:09:01

License to Drive - Like a trip to the DMV

2016/07/25

The Corey's team up to help Haim get his drivers license and bang a girl. Along the way, they go on a slew of crimes mostly involving reckless endangerment but also sexual assault and child pornography in a showcase of how horrible the 80s were. Not even Heather Graham and Carol Kane can save this. This film is a pukefest of 80s trends, stupidity, and selfishness. It's a perfect capsule of something that is horrible. So yes, it captures the essence of the decade but the decade sucks and so does

29:38

Prelude to License to Drive

2016/07/22

The "Coreys" make their official first appearance on the show with the 80's cheesefest about teenagers getting driver's licenses. This sounds like a recipe for disaster as the 80's sucked, teenagers suck and drivers training sucks the worst! At least Heather Graham is easy on the eye-balls. StreamingRoman Do's and Don'ts Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990) - IMDB Hired to Kill (1990) - IMDB Steele Justice (1987) - IMDB Wild Card - The Great Superpower Debate Spit! The Acne Cure - 7 out

1:11:16

Rambo III - Genocidal Team-Up!

2016/07/18

John Rambo comes to us in the third installment of the First Blood/Rambo franchise in the pinnacle of 80's over the top action. It's fun, it's stupid, its violent, and ridiculous. But in the year 2016 and how much we don't really care for ethnic cleansing, it's also a little offensive. Bullets and fire are allergic to Rambo, he has teleportation powers, and he's suddenly an expert horseman. He can fly choppers, drive tanks, use booby traps and shows how deadly glow sticks are. It's loads of stupid

32:07:37

Prelude to Rambo III

2016/07/15

Carolco decides its destiny by spending too much on a ridiculous film that involves a man causes fire and bullets to steer clear. It's the Stallord's one jillionth appearance on the show and we haven't even gotten to Tango & Cash, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot or Cliffhanger! Streaming Do's and Don'ts Reign of Fire - Starz Down n' Dirty - Amazon Prime The Wild Card - Who would win in a knife fight? John Rambo (First Blood) vs John Rambo (First Blood: Part 2)

1:18:52

Troll 2 - Best Worst Movie? Damn close.

2016/07/11

Troll 2has been widely hailed as one of the best bad movies ever made what with its documentary called "Best Worst Movie" and also topping the IMDB Bottom 100. Sometimes though a film can be overpraised in its horrendousness. WillTroll 2 stand up to the critical analysis that has debunked such films asGigliandMommie Dearest? The short answer? No. No this movie is one of the worst ever made. The long answer is thatTroll 2is undoubtedly an incredible film. Each time you watch this film, you catch

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Prelude to Troll 2

2016/07/08

Finally, we hit one of the most notorious bad movies of all time. At one point, Troll 2 was the #1 lowest rated movie on IMDB.com until people realized it's freaking awesome. Praised by many and loved by tons, it's a treasure of a film and we can't wait to dive into it. Streaming Do's and Don'ts DarkmanII: The Return of Durant - Starz Keoma - YouTube The Day the Clown Cried Edit - Youtube

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