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Prelude to Biggles Adventures in Time

2015/11/28

Brought to you by Timelonel, the best cure for time travel headaches and Ted Stevens, Time Gigolo This week Sam brings in one of his favorite movies from his childhood called Biggles. It's a time travel movie that desired to combine Indiana Jones with Back to the Future. Sounds like a recipe for success to us! Fans, we want to hear more from you and so we're giving you a task. Send us a story from back in the day of VHS tapes. Did you have an interesting story about renting one? Did you mistakenly

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Mac and Me - Even their home planet doesn't want them

2015/11/23

Mac and Me is truly a turd. We didn't like it at all. Sorry about that. There's not enough here to enjoy by anyone. There's not even very much to write up. It just stinks. Individual Ratings: Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners: Overall Ratings: Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:

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Prelude to Mac and Me

2015/11/20

Show opener - Justin has lost his ability to do anything but play Fallout 4 and Jackie is left with no choice but to go on Sammy Jesse Raphael. It's the final film in our 3 piece "Monster Buds" series and we close with a film we've been planning on since we started the podcast. It's the tale of a film executives trying to cash in on the buzz ofET(a film no one on Stinker Madness likes) so odds are pretty low that we'll enjoy this one. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Five Venoms - Netflix Gunday -

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C.H.O.M.P.S. - Home burglary is the lesser of the evils

2015/11/16

C.H.O.M.P.S.is like a slow painful death from a stab wound in the tummy while getting your head pressed in an iron maiden. It's awful. Even if you are a dog lover, you will want this annoyance to cease to exist within 30 minutes. There is nothing redeeming for the film. Yes it has bad acting and yes its really stupid but these two items are masked by the overly intrusive soundtrack and the unending smorgasbord of generic sound effects that C.H.O.M.P.S. makes while he gallivants around town. There

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Prelude to CHOMPS

2015/11/14

Part 2 of our Monster Buds series and this time its a robot dog with superpowers played by an actual dog. That can't be a recipe for disaster in any possible way! Streaming Do's and Don'ts Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge - Netflix Creepshow 3 - Hulu Plus The Colombian Connection - Amazon Prime Senorita Justice - Amazon Prime Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor Beethoven the Dog - Beethoven Hooch - Turner & Hooch Kujo - Kujo

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Galgameth - or How to Destroy Your Own Castle

2015/11/10

When you absolutely must rescue your vague kingdom from a usurper with unknown motivations and restore your position as the supreme ruler of the lands, reach for a Galgameth statue and squirt some tears on it. Just make sure you don't ever go near an ocean. It's the Adventure or Legend or just Galgameth and he's one family friendlyKaijū! There's some pretty great stuff in this one though for bad movie lovers. There is some possible moral tale about cats being evil and dogs being good, some

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Prelude to Galgameth

2015/11/06

It may be called Galgameth or it might be called The Adventures of Galgameth or it might be called The Legend of Galgameth; who's to say? Either way, it's the start of our "Monster Bud" 3 episode series. It involves a fantasy tale about a boy who gets a dragon who grows by eating metal. So we'll see how that works out. Sorry about the awful audio quality. Our new mixer is total crap. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Taken 3 - HBO Now Man-Thing - Hulu Plus Swamp Thing - Hulu Plus The Demolitionist -

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Spookies - 1/3 Hosts Approved!

2015/10/31

Spookies is the very last of our Octoberween 3 bad horror movies of 2015 and what the hell do we say about this POS? Well it stinks. This is just one of those hot messes that some people will love and some will hate. There is some pretty fantastic moments and then there are others that are long and drawn out and get a little tedious. Some of the makeup and effects look great, some others look terrible. The good news is that none of it makes a lick of sense. The highlight of the film is certainly

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Prelude to Spookies

2015/10/30

57 Channels and Monsters On is how we kick off this episode. No Springsteen didn't make it. Its almost time kids. Just one more day until Halloween. So get a warm cup of pumpkin cider and curl up with a ridiculous podcast and an even more ridiculous movie. It's 1986'sSpookies. Apparently it stars a bevvy of kooky monsters attacking a band of idiots. Be sure to come back on Oct. 31st as we are releasing our full episode on Saturday instead of Monday. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Vicious Lips -

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Queen of the Damned - Sexy vampires enjoy golden showers

2015/10/26

Lestat, a vampire, falls in love. That's it. The end. Podcast over. Really that's all that happens in this film. It is truly one of the most uneventful things ever viewed by man. It's a complete snooze fest. It may seem like important things are going on. But really it is just guys and girls moving incredibly slow (so they look sexy, I guess) and overacting. Or perhaps they are compensating for the huge teeth crammed into the actor's mugs. Speaking of actors... Aaliyah - She may have dead before

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Prelude to Queen of the Damned

2015/10/23

It's week 2 of our 3 episode Halloween trio of horribleness. This week Aaliyah stars in a sexy vampire movie calledQueen of the Damnedfrom 2002. While it avoided the Razzies completely this film was still quite pandered by critics but in the years since has gained a pretty heavy cult following. Is it because its filled with annoying glitter vampires or is there some merits to the shenanigans? Streaming Do's and Don'ts Private School - HBO Now Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror - Youtube Dark

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Jurassic World - Bad Movie Field Trip with Gramps &...

2015/10/22

Gramps and Tucker from the If We Made It podcast join us for a Bad Movie Field trip with the most successful film of 2015,Jurassic World. It's been labeled by the geniuses of the Internet as a cinematic milkshake of bad movie tropes and not carrying the spirit of 1993's Jurassic Park. We ask, "What do you want from a monster movie?" JurassicWorldat its core is just plain silly. The employees are all buffoons, the CEO may be the worst one of all time, and Chris Pratt's jungle man routine is about as

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Halloween III - More questions that you can shake...

2015/10/19

Tom Atkins stars as a mustache-ride-given hacker doctor detective with the help of a young woman who may or may not be an android to take down a Irish/Californian novelty gift manufacturer who wants to use the powers of Stonehenge to transform millions of children into bugs and snakes. Don't come for Michael Meyers, stay for the endless sea of questions. The movie is completely silly. The plot of ridiculous and with each moment the viewer is just presented more and more questions. It's like the

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Prelude to Halloweeen III: Season of the Witch

2015/10/17

Brought to you by Silver Shamrock, inventors of such gags as Sticky Toilet Paper and Super Tiny Undies. Get the gags going this Halloween with Silver Shamrock. It's that time again, kids. Time to enjoy the sweet smells of fall, the colors of the leaves as they fall to the ground, Mom's pumpkin pie and being transformed into bugs and snakes through the powers of Stonehenge. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (yes the one that doesn't have Michael Myers) stops in on Stinker Madness to kick off our

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The Fantastic Four - Buried Treasure

2015/10/12

Before the flop of 2015, before the two turds in the early 2000s, there was 1994'sThe Fantastic Four. It's a film that was never meant to be viewed by the eyes of man but we are super happy that we can. We are joined by special guest, bad movie blogger and friend of the show, Brad Slager (@MartiniShark) who knows and loves this movie. Check out Brad's write up on FF at http://www.lifezette.com/popzette/the-first-fantastic-dud/. The film is refreshing because it is a fan boy's dream. Nothing is

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Prelude to The Fantastic Four

2015/10/09

Presented by Fantastic Bore, the movie that breaks all the rules such as having an actual story. It's out of control Fantastic business this week as we prepare for 1994's The Fantastic Four from Roger Corman. Is it possible that it's the best or worst of the Fantastic Four movies? Well we'll now how it compares to 2015's Fantastic Four. This week instead of Streaming Do's and Don'ts we do a mini "Bad Movie Field Trip" review of one of the worst reviewed superhero movies of all time. Is it that

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Driven - Drove us to diarrheatown

2015/10/05

Stallone writes a screenplay that is about three things he has no working knowledge of; 1) Racing, 2) Relationships, 3) Story. It is quite possibly the worst screenplay ever written. Manos: The Hands of Fate has a lot more story than 2001'sDriven. If anyone can tell us what the story is, please let us know. Why this movie was made is vexing. What the inspiration was for Stallone to write this film is a mystery for the ages. He clearly has little to no interest in auto racing because he never shows

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Prelude to Driven

2015/10/02

Brought to you by "Top Pits" starring Tom Cruises and Valerie Kilmer. In 2002, Stallone gave us an 8 time Razzie nominated movie that he took the time to write. Remember! This is the guy that wrote the screenplay to Rocky for which he won an Oscar....the same guy. Yeah....right. It's sort of a movie about race car driving, it's sort of about race car drivers and then its sort of about absolutely nothing. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Exodus:Gods and Kings (first 12 minutes) - HBO Rapid Fire -

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Midnight Ride - Paging Doctor Bananas

2015/09/28

Mark Hamill kidnaps a lady so that he can have his doctor zap her brains but first he must give slip to the husband, one Michael Dudikoff. It's a thriller/action/slasher movie where Hamill shows he's nuts, Dudikoff gives us his "whoa-face", we learn who Tommy Wiseau's mother is and Robert Mitchum is on set for about 2 hours! This movie is pretty ridiculous. It never stops moving with absurdity. From Dudikoff getting strapped to the hood of a car in an elaborate death method to the explosion of a

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Prelude to Midnight Ride

2015/09/25

We start this episode with a letter from Justin to Mark Hamill in the hopes he will become his best friend and replace Sam and Jackie on the podcast. We have yet to hear back. It's a film with Mark Hamill and Michael Dudikoff which are no surprise show ups on Stinker Madness. But Academy Award winner Robert Mitchum is in this too?! How did Robert Mitchum make it on Stinker Madness??? Streaming Do's and Don'ts Templar Nation - Amazon Prime Monster Squad - Netflix Plus 2 bonus movies (Not

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