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Can't Stop the Music - You Can't Stop The Nuts

2015/06/22

The very first Razzie winner gets an in depth look and wow, is it bad. It truly is worse than Xanadu (which we feel is quite the achievement). Its a fake biopic of how the Village People became successful but has no basis of reality. And we should mention that its super gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). The film builds a universe that is not something we want to have anything to do with. People don't have jobs, people just come in and out of people's homes, random people off the

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Prelude to Can't Stop the Music

2015/06/19

Presented by Behind the Music: The Village People. In this in depth look, we learn about the Village People's little known 7th member, the Homophobe. Jackie chooses yet another movie with crazy costumes and singin' and dancin'. But will the very first Razzie winner scare her away from making the same mistakes as A Star is Born and Xanadu? Or will a bunch of gay men that can actually sing and dance win over Sam's fear of disco? Check out Can't Stop the Music currently on Netflix and join in on the

1:01:30

Hard Ticket to Hawaii - Don't forget, there's a snake...

2015/06/15

We go for a ride with Hard Ticket to Hawaii, directed by bad movie hall of fame director, Andy Sidaris. Expect guns, boobs, jokes, ridiculous action sequences, splosions, more boobs, tough guys and gals and don't forget there's a snake in this movie! It's the first film in the Sidaris collection that features Donna and Taryn, two rad hot chicks who work for The Agency, the super secret government organization that fights crime, drugs, kidnappers and terrorists. This time to duo team up with Rowdy

1:00:12

Prelude to Hard Ticket to Hawaii

2015/06/12

We open this episode with Justin applying for The Agency, the guns, girls and g-strings government group from the Andy Sidaris films. We take up our second Andy Sidaris film with Hard Ticket to Hawaii. It's a fun film that we all love with busty ladies, fun jokes, crazy assasins, huge explosions and an evil snake. What more could you want? We also end this episode with a fine interview between Sam and the film's producer, Arlene Sidaris. Make sure to listen to that and also be sure to visit

1:17:02

Stone Cold -Your mullet won't help here, Boz

2015/06/08

Brian Bosworth stars this week as Joe Huff/John Stone/All Awesome in Stone Cold with William Forsythe and Lance Henriksen. Its the tale of one tough cop that goes undercover to accomplish absolutely nothing in preventing a biker gang destroying the entire government of Mississippi. Mullets, earrings, giant lizards, exploding choppers, and a ridiculously high body count makes up for one fun ride. The very funny Ryan Fortier from the "Writing Through Vet School" blog joins us this week to help us

36:39

Prelude to Stone Cold

2015/06/05

Take one Brian "The Boz" Bosworth, put him in the role of one tough cop and let him do his own hair and costumes and you've got 1991's Stone Cold directed by stinker staple Craig R. Baxley. It's one of Justin's favorite bad movies so get jacked! Streaming Do's and Don'ts Kung Fury - Youtube Nomads - Netflix Night Watch - Netflix Platoon Leader - Netflix Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor Ace Ventura Rocky James Bond

53:32

Zombeavers - Get these people off my TV!

2015/06/01

Take beavers, add radioactive waste, a cabin in the woods scenario and you've got the idea behind Zombeavers. Add annoying characters, a series of missed opportunities, confusion on what the film is trying to do, doing the dog in the wrong way, and far too many unintentional cliches to be bothered with. If you enjoyed films likeCabin Fever, Cabin in the Woods,orDale and Tucker Versus Evilthen this film is a platform for disappointment. This is much more likeWolf Cop. Bummer. In the end, there are

34:14

Prelude to Zombeavers

2015/05/29

Presented by Tap, Tap and View, the latest mobile app that allows you to obsessively play tappy freemium games on your mobile device without missing a moment of whatever crappy movie your friends and family are watching. This week the Internet sensation,Zombeavers,hits Netflix and we are hopeful for its furry goodness. Will it be as fun and satirical as 2002'sCabin Fever, or will it deliver a great title but also a series of missed opportunities and cliches like 2014'sWolf Cop? With irradiated

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Slipstream - Buried in this mess is a good movie

2015/05/25

Bob Peck goes for a ride in a plane with Bill Paxton and along the way the pair go on a personal journey and discover who they really are. Oh and Mark Hamill chases them in his airplane as well. Its one hell of a hot mess, with confusing plot lines, unstated character roles, and mentions to major plot hubs that never get flushed out. But its still a pretty fun ride. Somewhere inSlipstreamis a good movie. There some really cool science fiction ideas, gorgeous aerial footage, questions raised about

30:37

Prelude to Slipstream

2015/05/22

Brought to you by Slipstream the Game. The most exciting new board game you could possibly imagine, as long as you've never heard of or ever played a board game! It's got Bill Paxton, Mark Hamill, Bob Peck, Ben Kingsley, Robbie Coltrane, F. Murray Abraham and was produced by Gary Kurtz from Star Wars fame and directed by Steven Lisberger who wrote and directed Tron?!?! How is this such an unknown and poorly received film??? We'll attempt to discover the answers when we view it. Streaming Do's and

1:10:36

Captain America - Steve Rogers is a real buffoon

2015/05/18

Matt Salinger dons the role of weak but honorable Steve Rogers and becomes Captain America as part of the Super Soldier Program so that he can be strong enough to stop the Nazi equivalent, the Red Skull. Sound familiar? Well that's about all this film has in common with anything that you know about Cap. The rest is pretty much the dumbest hot mess that you could possibly imagine. Albert Pyun's Captain America is maybe the worst adaptation of a single character that has ever been made. Matt Salinger

28:52

Prelude to Captain America

2015/05/15

Brought to you by Captain Canada. Can Captain Canada, with the help of Jacques Pierre, defeat the villainous Josef Stalin and his evil right hand man, the Red Scare? Tune in to WABC on Stinker Madness to find out! It's time for some sweet pre-Avenger action, when Matt Salinger becomes Steve Rogers or is that Peyton Manning? Its 1990's Captain America directed by Albert Pyun and produced by Menahem Golan. Its gotta be a total slam dunk right? Streaming Dos and Don'ts The Core - Netflix Scorcher

1:11:37

Universal Soldier - Zombie buns are too hot

2015/05/11

Dolph and Jean Claude square off with the assistance of Roland Emmerich in the blockbuster film, Universal Soldier. The idea is that there is a military program that takes dead soldiers and reanimates them, while erasing their memories so that they can become undead badass guys. Are they zombies? Or just slightly retarded guys with guns? The film is a very early Roland Emmerich work and really lays the foundation for his career. All of the staples that you see in a Roland Emmerich film are setup

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Prelude to Universal Soldier

2015/05/08

Brought to you by Universally Older - the one stop pharmaceutical line of products for the aging badass. JCVD approved! This week Jackie pulls the metaphorical trigger on Roland Emmerich and Jean Claude Van Damme's first appearance on Stinker Madness. Plus Dolph Lundgren shows up for the fourth time in Universal Soldier. Can this be a good movie? Probably not.... Also this week we release a new segment that we hope you enjoy. It's called Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor and is a stalwart drinking game

1:12:00

American Kickboxer 2 - Most elaborate Wobby-H ever...

2015/05/04

American Kickboxer 2 is a one of a kind achievement in horrendously bad acting, awful dialogue, poorly performed stunts, and incredibly stupid plot. It really is a perfect storm in bad action movies. With this combined tour de crap, it becomes a laugh a second tornado of awesomeness. This is too rad to ignore. Essentially, a rich family's child is kidnapped and the mother has to recruit two tough guys from her past to rescue her. Sounds simple right? Well lets try this again. The owner of a

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Prelude to American Kickboxer 2

2015/05/01

Presented by We're No Cupcakes, Cupcakes. Two tough guys are forced to take over a bakery and not kill each other or the customers. Sam brings in a dozy this week, when two tough guys have to team up and do assorted martial arts to free a young girl from a kidnapping ring. American Kickboxer 2 stars Dale Cook, Evan Lurie, Kathy Showers and Tackleberry. Our main question for this film will be: Is there any actual kickboxing in it? Streaming Do's and Don'ts Unfortunately we have no movies this week

1:07:05

The Wraith - Ghosts of Vengeance drive sweet rides...

2015/04/27

Charlie Sheen, Sherilyn Fenn, Randy Quaid and Nick Cassavetes do battle with making sense as The Wraith and vengeance storm Arizona. This movie is sweet. It's a real brainbuster as to why this isn't a more widely known film. If you were born as a male from 1975-1985 and you had seen this film at about the age of 11, it would have easily been your favorite film. Its got everything you could want: sweet cars, racing, cool guys, explosions, boobs, and a sprinkling of some magic baloney. We can only

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Prelude to The Wraith

2015/04/24

Presented by Barret Jaxson and the Dodge M4S. Its finally time to review the most awesome concept car movie of all time, 1986's The Wraith. This film stars Charlie Sheen, Sherilyn Fenn, Randy Quaid, Clint Howard, Nick Cassavettes and the Dodge M4S. Sweeeeeeet! Vengeance always demands a K-Car. Thanks Lee Iaccoca! Streaming Do's and Don'ts The Nun - Netflix Surf Nazis Must Die - Netflix The Kentucky Fried Movie - Shoutfactorytv Day of the Dead - Netflix

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Beyond the Valley of the Dolls - An Unfortunate Must See

2015/04/20

Russ and Roger go beyond in this under-whelming tale of how LA is tough on people, I guess. It's really a tale of people having banter that doesn't work for the viewer and then boning. Nothing happens in the film until 90% of the way through. We say less banter, more boobies. We'll just go ahead and say that this was a massive disappointment. We were hoping for some really far out zany business with a nice backdrop of solid chests. Unfortunately, its mostly just music video, party, banter, music

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Prelude to Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

2015/04/17

Coming soon from Stinker Studios - Vampires and Vixens, the Russ Meyer movie they didn't want you to see! We prepare this week for the rated X Russ Meyer classic, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Jackie recently saw "Life Itself", the documentary about Roger Ebert and now she thinks Beyond the Valley of the Dolls may be the greatest thing to ever exist. Sam and Justin have already seen it and are on shaky ground. Who will be rewarded? Hopefully YOU, dear listener! Streaming Do's and Don'ts Hot

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