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33:59

Prelude to The Love Guru

2014/11/15

Mike Myers commits career suicide and we want to see it happen as we prepare for The Love Guru. We review the Netflix streaming movies of: V/H/S 2 Shivers The Horror Show (or House 3) Left Behind: World at War Plus Jackie reveals her new segment called "The Rant". This week she complains about stupid 3D movies. This episode brought to you by Scatman Coruther's We're Going to Scatmando Guide to Dating for People Who Like to Poo on Each Other.

1:08:15

Epic Model Work Leads to the Dumbest Plot Reveal Ever...

2014/11/10

Imagine yourself in a world where everything that was on the left is now on the right and vice versa. What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?! Don't we have this now and its called England?

34:43

Prelude to The Journey to the Far Side of the Sun

2014/11/07

Sam takes us to space again as we get ready for the model work masterpiece from the Andersons. In honor of our 50th episode we recap our favorite movies that we've done episodes for (Beastmaster gets a vote from all three of us). Plus Streaming Dos and Don'ts, movie trivia and in depth info about the movie forthcoming. Get some.

1:03:44

Left Behind - Bad Movie Field Trip Special

2014/11/05

We get in the Cage and the Rapture when we visit the local $1 theater to see the remake of a classic stinker. Can it be worse than Kirk Cameron's Left Behind? Can it possibly be worse than Noah? Can it be the worst movie of all time? The answers lie within...

1:00:36

Dereks don't run, but they drool alot - Bad Taste

2014/11/03

LOTR director Peter Jackson directs and stars (with 2 roles) in Bad Taste, a film so amazing it took 4 years to make and was banned in Australia. This movie tells the tale of the Protectors of Earth as they take on the evil Lord Crumb and his evil fast food employee horde. Can Derek defeat Crumb or is the yummy goodness of human meat just too much to ignore? Will Crumb's Country Delights take over in market share? Will the board of directors see increased profits? How does Barry keep such an

33:45

Prelude to Bad Taste

2014/10/31

Brought to you by Crumb's Country Delights - Try the Finger Ladies for only $1.00. It's Halloweeny time and for that we bring in a special guest horror movie expert, Jackie's mom Janet. We discuss the upcoming movie which is Peter Jackson's masterpiece, Bad Taste. We also talk about our three SCARIEST movies of all time. Plus where the hell did Sam go? Did a spooky ghost get him?!?! Did he get turned into intergalactic fast food and is now on the menu of Crumb's Country Delights?!?

1:07:36

For the love of God, just give him what he wants! The...

2014/10/27

Rachel and three of the worst painters known to man get terrorized by a little green guy with bad hygiene. He just wants his gold, but no one thinks to just spend the gold OR kick him across the county. Also Warwick Davis rides a skateboard.

33:08

Prelude to The Leprechaun

2014/10/24

This is Halloween and we get super jacked for it as Jackie picks a movie about a tiny adversary (paging Joe Dante). He's green and smells like a homeless man, but he's lives in our hearts...and wants to kill us. Plus! Stinker Thinkers and SpooktoberFest Netflix Recommendations! OooooOOOOooo Rattle those Chains! And fear overusage of exclamation points!!!!

1:08:15

A space ship full of Jawas and Cortana/EDI/Data/C-3PO...

2014/10/20

A group of teenage Jawas thaw out a frozen Jason, only to realize that the its time to die. Not even a karate version of C-3PO can stop Jason from enacting his vengeance on humpers. Plus, is that Candyman? And why are space stations so explodable?

31:34

Prelude to Jason X

2014/10/17

Spooktober fest kicks off this week as we get ready to view Jason in Space or Cyborg Jason or Guy with Machette in the Future. Call it what you want to call it but this one looks like a great time. Plus Justin and Jackie go ONLY horror movies in their Streaming Movie Reviews plus SPPPOOOOOKY movie trivia. It'll be a ghoulishly good time (ugh....bad puns).

1:05:19

Proving street racing just isn't good for anyone -...

2014/10/13

Jesse Pinkman and a band of nobody's get in all sorts of trouble with some fast cars...to end up with not much of anything but debt. Expect some crazy flying cars, helicopters everywhere, a complete lack for the public's safety and the never ending question; will Aaron Paul call someone bitch? It's the first time a video game movie graces our show and it's a hell of a ride, so go out, get the movie and a Redbox or whatever and then listen to this podcast to relive all the sheer stupidity or fun we

31:55

Prelude to Need for Speed

2014/10/10

We strap ourselves into our five-point safety harnesses and don our crash helmets as we prepare to view the video game adaptation of Need for Speed with Aaron Paul. We drum up some mild streaming recommendations, complain about new releases, and more movie trivia. Varoom.

1:02:35

Academy award winners disappoint us with their...

2014/10/06

We keep our fingers crossed that this classic is actually a terrible movie...but no such luck. Even a movie with a silly plot and man-on-fish love can't stop the talent behind Splash. Diehard bad movie fans should avoid this one. It's a fun film with lots of laughs and career launching performances. Oops.

33:53

Prelude to Splash

2014/10/03

Jackie rolls the dice on whether a bunch of a list talent with a fantasy plot idea has the chance to make a bad movie in the Tom Hanks/Darryl Hannah/John Candy/Eugene Levy/Ron Howard classic "Splash". Plus more movie trivia and the usual nonsense.

1:09:47

One man wants revenge, the other just wants to hold...

2014/09/29

Two tough action ninja cops find bromance while taking down the Yakusa with exploding beer, double reverse punch kicks, and the dullest samurai sword of all time. Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, and Tia Carrere's stunt body team up for some out of control action in LA. This is one of the best bad action movies you've never seen.

32:14

Prelude to Showdown in Little Tokyo

2014/09/27

It's time for us to prepare for the Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee ass-kicking team-up that is Showdown in Little Tokyo. We talk about our England tour, Sam enlightens us on whats up with Jesse Stone and more movie trivia. Kung-fu feet!!!

59:24

Bad Movie Field Trip - Expendables 3

2014/09/24

75 old guys and a handful of "youths" blow some stuff up, make poopy-faces, and break through the 4th wall WAY too many times. We go to the theater and expend $3 for one of the biggest flops of 2014. Get to the chopper!

1:01:34

5 Super Stars Reenact Speed and a Man Eats His...

2014/09/08

Relive the late 90's with this guilty pleasure film. The 5 Spicy Ones take their magical Tardis bus on a tour of nowhere, where men with ass pants, molesting aliens, and some unnamed Asian pregnant lady all stand in their way to endless singing.

32:44

Prelude to Spice World

2014/09/05

In honor of our tour through the United Kingdom, Jackie has decided to torture us with the world-wide phenomenon of the Spice Girls. We hope we are ready for their return. Plus bad movie trivia, and what to watch on Netflix and Amazon Prime.

1:18:38

Boobs, Babes, and the Finest Action Hero of Our Time...

2014/09/03

Darby Hinton, as Cody Abilene, becomes our favorite "action" hero of all time in Andy Sidaris' epic b-movie, Malibu Express. We find a plethora of hidden jokes, talk about the endless stream of topless women, and what a great shot Cody is.

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