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Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

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Morning Crankers: Your Ultimate Global Comedy News Podcast for Unfiltered Laughs!"Disclaimer all music and sound FX used in this podcast is owned by Morning Crankers and licensed through Epidemic sound! Wake Up & Laugh with Morning Crankers! Tired of boring headlines? Morning Crankers is your ultimate GLOBAL comedy news source for unfiltered laughs, real news, and the most outrageous stories happening across the planet. Join your hilarious hosts Jeremy Hanson ("Hans") and Myia Hanson

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26:25

🎙️ Morning Crankers: National Days, Young Guns 3,...

Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous... ·

2025/03/18

Start your day with a shot of laughter! In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous! From the official National Days of March 18th (because who doesn’t love a good excuse to celebrate?), to the highly anticipated Young Guns 3 filming in New Mexico—yeehaw! Plus, we dive into sci-fi madness with Mickey 17, an upcoming film that promises mind-blowing twists. But that’s not all! We also discuss Last Breath, the intense survival movie

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28:24

☘️ Morning Crankers: St. Patrick’s Day Fun, Ozarks...

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2025/03/17

Today on Morning Crankers, we’re bringing you a jam-packed episode full of history, news, and a little bit of fun! ☕🎙️ 🍀 First, we dive into the rich history of St. Patrick’s Day, uncovering its origins and some of the wild traditions that have developed over time. 🌪️ Then, we shift gears to discuss the devastating storms that recently hit the Ozarks, the impact on local communities, and ways you can help those affected. ⛓️ In a shocking story, we talk about a pastor who was sentenced to prison

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31:39

🔥 Worst Dates Ever! 🤦‍♂️ | Crazy Spring Dating...

Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous... ·

2025/03/14

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the absolute worst dates people have ever been on—from cringe-worthy disasters to hilarious misadventures. Buckle up for some wild dating fails! 🤣 We also celebrate March 14th’s national days, including National Potato Chip Day 🥔 and some other quirky holidays you never knew existed. Spring is in the air! 🌷 But did you know these crazy Spring facts that almost nobody talks about? We’re dropping some surprising knowledge about the season of

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32:30

🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found,...

Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous... ·

2025/03/13

🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM & More! | Morning Crankers Detailed Description:In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the 5 best work boots on the market—because if you’re on your feet all day, you need the right gear! Then, we take a wild dive into the discovery of a new human species in Asia, dubbed the "Big Head" species—what does this mean for our understanding of evolution? We also dig into Canada’s new Prime Minister and what this political

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29:56

🎙️ Morning Crankers: Ice Cream Crimes, Pokémon...

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2025/03/12

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the latest wild and hilarious stories making headlines! First, we break down the economy and what’s really happening behind the numbers. Then, we talk about a 4-year-old boy who dialed 911 on his mom—for eating his ice cream! 🍦🚔 Next, you won’t believe this: A rare Pokémon-shaped Cheeto just sold for a jaw-dropping $850K! 💰🔥 Meanwhile, in the world of strange art, someone stole piglets that were supposed to die in an exhibit—was it a heroic

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26:10

Thor’s Fate, Tom Hardy’s New Series, Worst Candies &...

Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous... ·

2025/03/11

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the shocking death of Thor at the hands of Kang—what does this mean for the future of the MCU? We also dive into Tom Hardy’s new crime series, Mobland, and what fans can expect. Plus, we discuss the significance of March 11 National Day, count down the top 10 worst candies (you might be surprised by some of these), and cover even more trending stories! Tune in for your daily mix of entertainment, news, and humor!Become a supporter of this

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28:03

Aliens Confirmed? 34 Politicians Speak Out, China’s...

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2025/03/10

In this explosive episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into a groundbreaking new documentary featuring 34 high-level politicians who openly claim that aliens are real—what does this mean for disclosure? Plus, we break down the latest global tensions as China imposes tariffs on Canada, shaking up international trade. We also explore the significance of March 10 National Day, along with other trending stories you need to know. Get your daily dose of news, humor, and sharp insights with Morning

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38:40

Best Gas Station Food, Coolest New Tech, and...

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2025/03/07

In this high-energy episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the six best gas station foods you need to try, the eight coolest new gadgets from the latest electronics show, and the heartwarming story of a Missouri 5th grader paying off student lunch debt. Plus, we dive into the incredible feat of a 23-week pregnant woman winning a half marathon and a professional skier breaking a record skiing backwards! Start your day with laughter, jaw-dropping stories, and the latest must-know headlines!Become

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33:48

March 6 Madness: Tariffs, Taxes, and a Royal Farewell

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2025/03/06

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the National Days for March 6, uncover what products the U.S. is already being tariffed on by other countries, and highlight a wonderful father from Independence, MO, who wrote a book about being a great dad. We also talk about the continued high cost of groceries, the states stepping up to eliminate food taxes, and the retirement of Mike Moustakas as a Royal. Plus, plenty more laughs, rants, and offbeat news to kickstart your day!Become a

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31:04

Morning Crankers: Hump Day Chaos—Wooly Booly, Florida...

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2025/03/05

It’s a Hump Day special on Morning Crankers, and we’re bringing the madness! We belt out Wooly Booly while taking jabs at the Springfield tax man, dive into the insanity of the Florida Man Games (yes, it’s a real thing), and shake our heads at a former high school student suing his school for graduating without knowing how to read or write. And to top it all off, Greg graces us with his, uh… unique Bob Dylan impression. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and all the weirdness you’ve come to love!Become a

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3:44

Wooly Boowly Man – A Morning Crankers Rockin’ Comedy...

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2025/03/04

Beware the night, Springfield! The Wooly Boowly Man is on the loose, and he’s coming… for your taxes! 💀💰In this rockin’ and downright hilarious Morning Crankers original, the ghost of a long-gone tax collector still haunts the streets, alleyways, and fields of Springfield, MO—shaking down the unsuspecting for back taxes and unpaid dues. With a driving beat, wild guitar riffs, and lyrics that’ll have you laughing out loud, Wooly Boowly Man is the ghost story you never knew you needed.Whether you’re

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3:26

Springfield Blues – A Morning Crankers Original...

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2025/03/04

Life in Springfield ain’t always sunshine and sweet tea, and Morning Crankers are here to sing about it in Springfield Blues! This original comedy song takes a bluesy, toe-tapping trip through the daily struggles of small-city life—where the traffic’s slow, the weather’s unpredictable, and the neighbor’s dog just won’t shut up.With soulful melodies and laugh-out-loud lyrics, Springfield Blues captures the highs, the lows, and the downright ridiculous moments of living in the heart of Missouri

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2:43

Ozark Hustlin’ Rap – A Morning Crankers Comedy Song

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2025/03/04

Get ready for a wild ride through the backroads with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy hit, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap! This high-energy track blends country grit with hip-hop beats, bringing you the funniest take on life in the Ozarks.From dodging deer on the highway to making deals at the local swap meet, this song captures the true hustle of small-town living. Whether you're fixing up an old truck, running from your ex at Walmart, or just trying to make a buck selling homemade moonshine, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap

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3:41

Morning Crankers Springfield Traffic Blues

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2025/03/04

Get ready to laugh (and maybe relate a little too much) with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy song, Springfield Traffic Blues! This hilarious tune captures the daily struggle of dodging potholes, waiting for endless red lights, and dealing with that one driver who just won’t use a turn signal.With a mix of bluesy rhythms and over-the-top storytelling, Springfield Traffic Blues turns road rage into toe-tapping fun. Whether you’ve been stuck behind a slow-moving tractor or caught in rush hour madness,

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34:01

Morning Crankers: Wigs, Needles & Turbulence—Oh My!

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2025/03/04

In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into some of the craziest headlines of the day! Springfield's poverty rate is dropping (finally some good news!), but turbulence takes a brutal turn as five passengers are injured on a flight to Houston. Meanwhile, India’s booming wig and extension market is making waves, a smuggler tries (and fails) to hide contraband under a wig, and a Texas teacher gets suspended after letting students tattoo each other—with the same needle. You can't make this

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35:00

Pete Rose & Trump’s Pardon, Gervonta Davis Fight,...

Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous... ·

2025/03/03

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Pete Rose’s latest push for reinstatement and Trump’s possible pardon, the intense Gervonta Davis vs. Lamont Roach boxing showdown, and the wild world of gambling. We also celebrate National Cold Cuts Day and National Hope You’re Happy Day while revisiting Gene Hackman’s legendary career. Plus, a woman already in prison gets sentenced to 10 more years for fraud—yep, you read that right! All this and more with the humor, rants, and unfiltered takes

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30:46

Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast – Havoc, Scams, and...

Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous... ·

2025/02/28

Start your day with laughs and wild headlines! Today on Morning Crankers, we break down Russia offering U.S. mineral rights on Ukrainian land (seriously, LOL), the new Tom Hardy show Havoc, a Missouri woman’s failed attempt to sell Graceland, and Bayer trying to dodge billion-dollar lawsuits with tort reform. Plus, plenty more chaos, comedy, and caffeine-fueled fun to get your morning rolling!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.

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32:30

💰 Stolen Golden Toilet, Packers vs. Tush Push, NIXA’s...

Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous... ·

2025/02/27

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we dive into the bizarre heist of a stolen golden toilet, the Green Bay Packers’ call to ban the “Tush Push”, and a top national football recruit from Nixa cutting schools from his list. We also cover a historic ocean liner’s final voyage to become the world’s largest artificial reef and debate the 11 best bathrobes and who should wear them! Tune in for laughs, wild news, and the best way to start your morning! 🎙️😂Become a supporter of this

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31:43

Retail Shakeups, Hollywood in Missouri & Big Bets...

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2025/02/26

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the retail rollercoaster—Joann and JCPenney are closing, but Catalyst Brands is stepping in with 1,800 new stores and 60,000 jobs! Missouri’s film tax breaks are already paying off with a new documentary in the works. We also dive into Springfield’s controversial tow bill (2025-035) and how Missouri could be losing millions on NFL betting. Buckle up, grab your coffee, and get ready for the laughs and chaos!Become a supporter of this podcast:

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26:40

Morning Crankers: Springfield’s Tow Crackdown, Sports...

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2025/02/25

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Springfield’s bold new move—making it legal to tow vehicles with bad registration, no plates, or expired tags. We also talk about the latest struggles for Cardinals and St. Louis Blues fans trying to find TV options, revisit the classic V series, and break down a Florida gator’s heroic traffic stop to save a turtle. Plus, after 49 years, the New York Yankees finally ditch their no-beard rule—so get ready for some scruffy sluggers!Become a supporter

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