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Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

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Morning Crankers: Your Ultimate Global Comedy News Podcast for Unfiltered Laughs!"Disclaimer all music and sound FX used in this podcast is owned by Morning Crankers and licensed through Epidemic sound! Wake Up & Laugh with Morning Crankers! Tired of boring headlines? Morning Crankers is your ultimate GLOBAL comedy news source for unfiltered laughs, real news, and the most outrageous stories happening across the planet. Join your hilarious hosts Jeremy Hanson ("Hans") and Myia Hanson

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00:37:27

The Wild News Roundup

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2026/04/08

Jeremy and the crew take listeners on a rollercoaster of strange but true stories, starting with the unforgettable 1995 lemon juice robbery that proves criminals aren’t always masterminds. The conversation shifts to modern coping mechanisms as people turn to nature to escape nonstop bad news, before diving into a stunt by a South African politician who went snorkeling in a pothole to expose infrastructure failures. The episode explores the growing influence of AI in music—especially in

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00:43:58

Hollywood Gets Weird, AI Gets Confused & April Fools...

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2026/04/01

AI gets confusing, Hollywood gets weird, and April Fools’ jokes get out of control. We cover entertainment news, political controversy, and some of the craziest real-life stories you won’t believe actually happened.

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00:43:33

Morning Crankers Chaos: Cheesesteaks, Controversy &...

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2026/03/25

This episode of Morning Crankers is a wild mix of hilarious headlines and hot takes—from a cheesesteak line longer than airport security in Philly to sleep apps that might actually make insomnia worse. We dive into a controversial food stamp loophole involving a millionaire, react to Charles Barkley’s blunt parenting advice, revisit the bizarre Depp v. Heard bed mystery, and cover ABC pulling The Bachelorette. We wrap it all up with some of the best Chuck Norris jokes ever—because why not?

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00:47:45

Couch Crimes, Cryo Brains, Tiny Dinos & Mobile Irish...

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2026/03/18

This episode of Morning Crankers is packed with bizarre news, science breakthroughs, and fun facts—from a strange Wisconsin crime story and frozen brain experiments to a tiny dinosaur discovery and real-life treasure finds. We also cover crime and justice, new medical research, St. Patrick’s Day traditions, and some surprising truths about March and everyday life.

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00:42:16

Cereal Burglar, Pickleball Brawls & the Tablecloth...

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2026/03/11

In this episode of Morning Crankers, Jeremy, Hans, and Roxy break down some of the strangest and funniest headlines making the rounds. From a woman caught casually eating cereal and petting a dog inside a stranger’s Springfield home to a nearly naked bandit robbing cars while wearing only a tablecloth, the crew dives into the bizarre side of the news. They also talk about a pickleball brawl at a Florida country club, the weirdest unclaimed luggage items of the year, a zoo asking the public to name a

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00:46:45

Top-Secret Tremors & Bottom-Tier Criminals

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2026/03/04

From secret earthquakes and space mysteries to snowfall forecasts, media trust issues, new movie releases, school cellphone crackdowns, Mars discoveries, outrageous criminal fails, and fascinating spring trivia — this episode of Morning Crankers covers it all with curiosity and a side of sarcasm.

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00:43:27

True Crime, Dumb Criminals & Prehistoric Chaos

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2026/02/23

This episode of Morning Crankers dives into the best true crime documentaries, a woman arrested for driving 107 mph to get Little Caesars before closing, rats in New Orleans eating police marijuana evidence, a drunk tourist arrested for molesting a manatee statue in Florida, the discovery of a spiny “porcupine” dinosaur in China, and a look at the Nancy Guthrie case. Crime, chaos, weird news, and pure Morning Crankers energy all in one episode.

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00:48:05

AI Girlfriend Trends, Fentanyl Chocolate Revenge &...

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2026/02/18

Today on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the internet’s weirdest and wildest headlines.We break down the exploding trend of AI girlfriends — are digital relationships replacing real ones? Is this the future of dating or the beginning of emotional outsourcing? Then it’s time for another round of Dumbest Criminals — including the viral “OnlyFans Pee Spree” woman whose public antics landed her in serious trouble. We also cover one of the most disturbing revenge stories in recent

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00:45:20

Valentine’s Day Gone Wild: Crazy Facts, Japan’s Love...

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2026/02/11

This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the wild, weird, and surprisingly hilarious side of Valentine’s Day.Forget the roses and chocolate — we’re talking about the real stories behind February 14th. From the shocking origins of Saint Valentine to bizarre historical love traditions that would never survive modern HR departments, this episode uncovers the craziest Valentine’s Day facts you’ve probably never heard. Then we travel overseas to Japan, where Valentine’s Day

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00:43:33

What Happened with the Epstein Files This Week? Plus...

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2026/02/06

This week on Morning Crankers, we dive into the stories shaking up headlines worldwide. The Epstein files dropped new revelations sending shockwaves across international politics and media. Minnesota faces a staggering fraud scandal involving billions of taxpayer dollars, with similar schemes emerging in multiple states. We spotlight an incredible 13-year-old hero from Perth, Australia who swam over 2.5 miles through treacherous waters to save his stranded family. Hollywood's most eccentric

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00:44:43

Morning Crankers Podcast – National Days, Bug-Eating...

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2026/01/28

On this hilarious and eye-opening Morning Crankers Podcast, Hans and Roxy crank through this week’s nationally recognized day and dive into everything from the upcoming Masters of the Universe movie coming in June to bizarre human behavior on My Weird Addiction — including a guy who eats mealworms and roaches!We also break down the latest ICE and immigration enforcement news that no one else is talking about, including controversial federal agent shootings and nationwide protests following fatal

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00:52:35

Morning Crankers Meet ROXXY, Wild Christmas Gifts,...

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2025/12/18

Morning Crankers is turning up the heat — and adding a brand-new voice.In the December 17, 2025 episode, Hans officially welcomes ROXXY (Foxxy Roxxy) as a new co-host, bringing fresh energy, sharp humor, and unfiltered commentary to the Morning Crankers chaos. This episode fires on all cylinders as the crew breaks down: • The hottest-selling Christmas presents of the year — what everyone actually wants vs. what’s already sold out • National days of the week, because yes… apparently everything

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00:49:40

Space Dots, Stolen Driveways & The Universe Losing...

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2025/12/12

MORNING CRANKERS – “Space Dots & Stolen Driveways”Hosted by Hans | Runtime: ~40 Minutes A blues-rock soaked, caffeine-fueled rant-fest for America’s favorite lovable grouch. The universe is officially trolling us — and Hans is here to break it all down with premium crankiness. In today’s episode, the James Webb Space Telescope reveals mysterious “little red dots” billions of light-years away… objects so bizarre that even the smartest astrophysicists are shrugging like mechanics looking at

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00:36:32

Morning Crankers: The Ultimate Pre-Launch Compilation...

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2025/11/15

Before the all-new Morning Crankers hits in December, we’re bringing you a special compilation of fan-favorite moments from the archives.This episode brings together the best jokes, the wildest rants, the weirdest news stories, and classic Cranker chaos to hold you over as we finish retooling the show into something bigger, louder, and even funnier. With Greg taking a temporary leave of absence, we hit reset behind the scenes — rebuilding Morning Crankers piece by piece to deliver the funniest

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00:39:35

Things Got Weird This Week: Mosquitoes in Iceland,...

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2025/10/29

This week on the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, Hans takes you on a bullet-train ride through the weirdest headlines the universe coughed up. Iceland now has MOSQUITOES for the first time ever, every shrimp in England apparently parties harder than Motley Crüe, Amazon is turning delivery drivers into cyborgs with Terminator glasses, and ChatGPT now works BETTER when you're mean to it (which is honestly the most human AI behavior yet).From a couple who broke into a restaurant, hooked up in front

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00:46:40

Magnet Lanterns, Alien Sun-Bullets & Tortilla...

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2025/10/23

In today’s precision-engineered episode of Morning Crankers, Hans calmly dissects a world that appears increasingly allergic to normal. Scientists have invented a magnet-driven lantern that folds, crawls, and gently kidnaps fish. Astronomers are tracking a mysterious interstellar object on a direct path toward our star — “probably a comet” in the same tone people use to say “probably not haunted.” The legendary Sandy Hook sea serpent has re-entered public conversation like folklore that refuses to

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00:37:31

AI Glasses, Ballpark Bites & Buried Treasure: The...

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2025/10/14

On today’s Morning Crankers Podcast, Jeremy dives headfirst into the chaotic corners of curiosity — from the rise of AI glasses and their questionable uses, to the most iconic foods in Major League Baseball, to a shocking Spanish treasure discovery off the coast of Florida! And just when you thought it couldn’t get more random, we’re hitting you with 25 hilarious nonsense questions about life that’ll make you laugh, think, and question humanity all over again.This episode is a rollercoaster of

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00:42:15

"When Nature Bites Back: Sharks, Squirrels, and...

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2025/10/10

It’s October 10th, and the Morning Crankers crew is back to bite into the wildest headlines with a full cup of caffeine and zero filters. From the rising wave of animal attacks—including bear and shark encounters that’ll make you check your backyard twice—to funny correlations between women and modern science, this episode is packed with laughter, facts, and just the right amount of chaos.We also sink our teeth into Monster, the Netflix show everyone’s buzzing about, unwrap some sweet intrigue

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00:46:30

Morning Crankers Forgotten Pants, Politics & Paper...

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2025/10/01

Start your day with a caffeine-fueled comedy ride in this episode of Morning Crankers: Pants, Politics & Paper Bags. Hans takes you through seven jaw-dropping, laugh-out-loud stories that prove the world has officially gone off the rails. From the Birmingham woman who forgot her PANTS and a Florida principal busted for a $37 Walmart heist, to a UK carjacker wielding a paper bag as his “weapon,” the stupidity is strong today.Sports fans get their share too: Jerry Jones compares a tie to

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00:45:35

Orgy Domes, Cyborg Bunnies & Surprise Babies: The...

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2025/09/24

This week on Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos and laughter with stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a woman who didn’t realize she was pregnant until she delivered a 7.8-pound baby (talk about a surprise gift bag) to the infamous Orgy Dome at Burning Man literally blowing away in the desert wind, the headlines are as unhinged as ever.But that’s not all—we dive into the toxic traits of today’s dating scene, explore Florida’s bizarre new plan to unleash cyborg bunnies to hunt

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