PODCAST

Midnight Crisis

Ben Moore

Your new favourite podcast, hosted by two hilarious, attractive and humble Aussie"s.

comedy

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56:50

Episode 19 - Who Would You Rather Offend?

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/10/13

"I don't want to close my eyes. I don't want to fall asleep..." - Ben’s thinks he could escape if he was tied up by rope. - Nobody asks whether it would be better to offend a live sailor or a sailor’s ghost? - We revisit the argument of whether fish is seafood. - We decipher Ben’s mums cryptic ‘don’t look up’ text and Nobody’s mum messages her to ask if she’s been in a fight with a kangaroo. - Nobody thinks wedding venues are half-assing their non-wedding events. - Nobody gets held captive by

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82:07

Episode 18 - The Sun King

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/09/22

"Another one bites the dust." - The Queen’s death finally brings closure to our long running bet. - Nobody gets engaged. - We revisit the etiquette of reclining on planes. - Nobody is re-evaluating her ‘maxi-sitter’ ways as we discuss the etiquette of standing up at the end of a flight. - Nobody gets into an altercation over her final night of accommodation. - Ben proposes a new ‘did they clap?’ at film festival review site. - Nobody learns a lot about European history, despite her best

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70:55

Episode 17 - Sorry, I Farted

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/08/26

"Of your eyes, begonia skies like a sleepyhead." - We discuss Ben’s new bedding and the dangers of using duvets without a cover. - Ben asks if seafood tastes better at waterfront restaurants and Nobody recalls the traumatic fishing experience that led to her becoming a vegetarian. - We reflect on the time that Wile E. Coyote caught the Road Runner and discuss the Mandela Effect. - Ben can’t stop falling asleep in the cinema and it blows Nobody’s mind. - We calculate how many farts would it take

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84:08

Episode 16 - On The Rocks

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/08/07

"My blushing bride. My lover, be my lover." - Ben wants zero factor authentication when paying his bills. - Ben and his sister build a password protected haunted house. - Nobody’s childhood was a lot like being in lockdown. - Ben’s local 90s’ themed pop-up lounge has a cereal obsession and we want to bring back the kids game show A*mazing. - Nobody’s prospective engagement is already ‘on the rocks’. - Ben receives a psychotic phone call from Nobody. - Nobody and her partner’s new favourite

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90:59

Episode 15 - Pre-Yodelled Water

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/07/20

"I don’t got no type. Bad bitches are the only thing that I like." - Ben has an issue with Rae Sremmurd’s lyrics and we debate the definition of a ‘bad bitch’. - We birth a new superhero who can see the future of soup. - Ben aims his sights on cream of chicken soup. - We consider a world where you have to yodel for your water. - Kirsty chimes in with her thoughts on aging out of Leonardo DiCaprio’s demographic. - Ben lays down a few rules for his post-death porn career. - We discuss the

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55:49

Episode 14 - It’s Wrong! Bread’s All Wrong! There Is...

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/07/07

"Everybody get up it's time to slam now. We got a real jam goin' down." - Ben wants TV characters to stop burning toast. - Ben is (possibly) getting free air conditioning. - Ben caught COVID and fears it’s causing blackouts. - Nobody steals her boyfriend’s light. - Nobody’s shower door sucks. - We ponder whether it’s worse to be naked and wet or naked and dry? - We debate the controversial topic of Lola Bunny vs Jessica Rabbit.

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79:04

Episode 13 - Do Not Ask For Whom The Man Criticises,...

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/06/08

"Baby when you're gone, I realise I'm in love." - Ben has a problem with his stovetop and/or the phrase ‘put it on the back burner’. - We attempt to define the term ‘pompatus’ and devise a competitive love-off reality show. - We revisit Posh Spice’s confusing pose on the Spice Girls album cover. - Nobody reveals that she isn’t attracted to Leonardo DiCaprio (or any brown-haired white guys) because he looks too much like her brother. - Nobody doesn’t want a movie to be made about her life and we

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101:44

Episode 12 - Our Pickled Onion Man Moved Away

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/05/26

"Cause I speak of the pompatus of love." - Ben hates the word née. - Nobody wants a control participant to race alongside the athletes at the Olympics. - Ben has a nightmare of being pulled up on stage to sing a song he doesn’t know. - Nobody expresses her love for pickled onions. - Celebrity crushes make Nobody sad and we continue to explore her newfound affection for Eddie Redmayne. - Nobody uses her boyfriend as a brace when she sneezes. - Ben has a recurring dream about falling off a

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105:10

Episode 11 - Joey The Fat Vampire

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/05/18

"It's calling you, my dear, out of reach. Take me to my beach." - Nobody has a radical new idea for anyone wanting to become a doctor without all the hard work. - We detail Ben and Heidi Klum’s hypothetical relationship. - We discuss the best age to get turned into a vampire. - We celebrate having as many episodes as our old nemesis Cop Rock. - Nobody doesn’t want to be famous. - We discuss what makes a good and bad actor. - Nobody has a newfound crush on Newt Scamander from Fantastic

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71:59

Episode 10 – The Lobster In The Loch

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/04/30

"I smell sex and candy here." - We ponder whether candy is a food and if you can fill up on grapes? - We discuss decorative chocolates and candles that are too nice to use. - Nobody’s boyfriend got locked in Ben’s bathroom. - Ben has an issue with the show All Of Us Are Dead’s makeshift bathroom solution. - Ben puts Nobody’s statement that she ‘no longer has opinions’ to the test. - Nobody orders sliders at the cinema and it ends in disaster. - The podcast is beset by technical difficulties

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63:37

Episode 9 – Maybe I’m Dead

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/04/10

"Babe I got a plan, run away as fast as you can." - Ben is annoyed by the 50 Cent coin. - We’re recording in a new studio and have an exciting array of sound effects at our disposal. - SMSiquette: Nobody’s delivers some bad news in the worst way possible. - Nobody thinks she might be dead. - Ben is introduced as ‘the guy with a car’. - Julian goes to Mexico and compliments a friend on her ass.

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69:57

Episode 8 – External Monologue

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/03/23

"Generation next." - Nobody is perpetually facing a minor tragedy. - Ben is back in isolation after his roommate caught COVID. - We discuss internal versus ‘external’ monologues. - Ben is trying to decipher a compliment about his beard…or beanie. - Ben can’t figure out what is going on with Posh Spice on the Spice Girls album cover. - We discuss the latest trend in custom built WankPod’s. - Ben scores some free chocolates and we discuss razor blades in candy.

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76:09

Episode 7 – I Shame People On Their Birthdays

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/03/13

"Nothing compares to you." - Nobody moves into her friend’s house and her eyes are swollen shut. - Ben shames Nobody on her birthday over her flying pan phone cover. - We discuss breaking up on Valentine’s Day and why Ben hates the Moonlight Cinema. - Drake puts hot sauce in his condoms. - We dissect the hotel room advertisement from Nobody’s upcoming Thai holiday. - Ben has an issue with Netflix’s new Fast Laugh’s feature. - Ben’s favourite pasta sauce has been discontinued.

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82:12

Episode 6 – You Need Bigger Problems

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/02/28

"I don’t want to wait for our lives to be over." - Ben has a problem with choking on water. - The Queen caught COVID and we discuss Jupiter’s many moons. - We discuss Queen Elizabeth’s love of jump scares and corgis. - Ben gets a serious infection but it’s not COVID! - Ben asks why Chupa Chups are so hard to open? - We analyse the confusing range of Panadol products. - Nobody’s couch gets it’s fifteen minutes of fame.

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38:28

Episode 5 – Did I Mention His Adopted Son Turned Out...

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/02/11

“How many gold plaques you want inside your dining room?” - Nobody wants wireless electricity and power outlets all over her house. - Ben wants to try escaping a sinking car. - We discuss Nobody’s fear of spiders and her brothers fear of emu attacks. - Nobody can’t wrap her head around how anyone believed that the Cottingley fairies were real.

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55:43

Episode 4 – Banana Drama

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/01/12

"I really can't stay…" - Ben is upset by Antarctica’s lack of a flag. - Ben provides an update on the pool girl. - Nobody asks who should call back after a premature hang-up? - We debut our new song ‘Baby It’s COVID Outside’. - We discuss adult summer camps, clipboards and other signs you might be in a cult. - Allison Mack’s courtroom sketch artist did her dirty. - Ben analyses the weirdest signs in his new neighbourhood. - We discuss the serious banana drama that occurred after Nobody’s

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92:51

Episode 3 – Put The Short Leash Back On Me

Midnight Crisis ·

2022/01/08

"Every now and then, I turn it on again but it's plain to see that the radio still sucks!" - Ben poses a hypothetical about Ashton Kutcher and a wizard. - Ben’s phone dies, forcing him into listening to commercial radio. - We discuss the Omicron Covid variant and smallpox parties. - Nobody’s phone dies and she struggles to contact her boyfriend. - Ben got ‘Merry Christmased’ on New Year’s Eve. - Nobody gets stuck in a conversational loop with a man on the beach. - We discuss being honest when

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73:59

Episode 2 - You’re A Mean One Mr Ben

Midnight Crisis ·

2021/12/23

"You're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as charming as an eel." - Ben asks how old you say you are when you verify your age online? - Nobody pitches scented candles to match the video game you’re playing. - Nobody reviews todays drink of the day, berry kombucha. - In an unprecedented move, Ben picks up Nobody from her apartment. - We do our annual Christmas check in with the Gävle goat. - Ben returns to the gym after months of lockdown to disastrous results. - Ben poses a question about

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77:18

Episode 1 - Chase The Dragon

Midnight Crisis ·

2021/11/28

"You're perfect, yes it's true but without me you're only you." - Ben is disappointed with 7-Eleven’s new mystery Slurpee flavour. - Nobody reminisces about the mystery cocktail game she played as kid. - Ben’s pets won’t stop following him around the house. - Ben makes the world’s chocolatiest drink. - We finally settle on a name for the podcast. - Nobody considers moving into an old post office. - Ben has a very masculine apartment with no house plants because they’re feminine. - Ben helps

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57:42

Bonus Episode 2 - The Brainstorm Continues

Midnight Crisis ·

2021/11/05

"So kind of you to bless us, with your effortlessness." - Ben goes on a mission to buy a Slurpee. - Nobody attempts to photograph the aurora australis. - We discuss once in a lifetime experiences. - We try and name the podcast by reviewing our survey responses. - Ben knows someone who lent their friend a dryer.

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