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Jonesy

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:16:01

Man amputates his own foot to get into medical...

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2026/01/28

Indian man amputated own foot to get into medical school. Rogue horny elephant has killed 22 people in ten day rampage. Nuns in Sweden for found to be Russian spies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the

00:15:20

Mushrooms that make you hallucinate little people are...

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2026/01/27

For the first time in history a smart cow was observed using tools. A new study claims Heavy Metal fans are faithful to their partners while Jazz fans are cheaters. A mushroom in China makes you hallucinate little people but they still serve it at restaurants. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:18:44

Flesh eating flies are eating their way toward the...

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2026/01/26

Flesh eating flies are eating their way through Mexico en route to the US. PETA offers to replace Punxsutawney Phil, the famous groundhog, with a hologram. Rock musician refuses to release the greatest rock album of all time unless fans pay $200 per song. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:21:24

Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the...

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2026/01/23

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the driver's car. Florida couple gives birth to the wrong (color) baby, sues fertility clinic. Floridaman pastor asks congregation to donate $10k in 90 seconds, as God requested. Floridaman arrested to assault with a ketchup packet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews

00:20:51

Ankle monitor found on a dog, criminal on the run....

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2026/01/22

Defendant on the run after attaching his ankle monitor onto a dog. Staten Island NY public bathroom wins major architectural award. True crime restaurant serves up famous serial killers' last meals opens second location. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy

00:16:41

Ski jumpers accused of injecting acid into their...

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2026/01/21

Tattooing is legal in Korea after 33 years. Weight loss drugs will save airlines tons of cash because of fuel costs. Olympic ski-jumpers caught injecting acid into their genitals in what's being called "Penis Gate". // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy

00:20:17

Hotel room on the Moon will cost you $10 million....

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2026/01/19

Pay $10 million and reserve a hotel room on the Moon? Study shows that sniffing your farts can protect your brain from Alzheimers. Minnesota woman arrested with bag labeled, "Not a bag of drugs". // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:20:11

Florida woman defecates at the police in order to...

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2026/01/17

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens. Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest. Florida woman named Juicy Booty attacked teenagers with a baseball bat. Florida woman bites her attacker's penis to escape to safety. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews

00:17:28

American dad wakes up speaking Spanish fluently after...

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2026/01/15

American dad wakes up from each surgery speaking fluent Spanish. Japanese insecticide company holds a memorial service for the bugs they've killed. Greyhound racing dog tests positive for meth. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:17:25

"But she just died!" Man and dead wife tried to board...

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2026/01/14

Man tried to board a flight with his dead wife in a wheelchair. Chinese man hospitalized after putting a live leech inside his own body, and I won't say where. Study shows that Japanese people aren't having sex. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:19:16

Couple used ChatGPT for wedding vows and it was...

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2026/01/13

Dutch couple's marriage annulled because they used ChatGPT in the wedding vows. Tuna King purchases a record $3.2 million Bluefin tuna at Tokyo auction. 100 skulls found at a Pennsylvania man's home believed to be stolen from cemeteries. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:18:57

"Are you dead yet?" is most popular app in China....

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2026/01/12

Several monkeys on the loose in St. Louis, Missouri. Texas A&M university bans Plato for being woke. "Are You Dead Yet?" App is #1 in China. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:19:41

Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Salvation Army...

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2026/01/09

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Floridaman takes a sledgehammer to gaming machines inside a store after losing thousands. Floridaman arrested for trespassing at a construction site wearing red lace bra, g-string and holding a gun. Floridaman Salvation Army bellringer arrested for trying to impale a Publix manager with the donation tripod. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by

00:15:04

Naked mermaid arrested in her neighbor's private...

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2026/01/09

Married man in Italy sues restaurant after their TikTok promo video exposed his secret love affair. Woman arrested swimming nude in neighbor's private pond claiming she was, "trying to be a mermaid". Beloved walrus penis was stolen from behind the bar in a New Jersey cheesesteak place. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon

00:18:30

Stop selling butt toys to Bahrain, US government...

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2026/01/07

Hundreds gather in Glasgow to watch someone get kicked in the groin. TikTok influencer rode his horse through a New York Target and it poo'd on the floor. Toronto sex toy shop is ordered by the Pentagon to cease selling sex toys to Bahrain. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:15:36

Man offers to remove your squatters with a grenade...

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2026/01/06

Samurai sword weilding man offers to remove your squatters in San Francisco area. Man stole the sword from the Joan of Arc statue in Paris. Hundreds of people tricked into attending fake New Years fireworks display in Birmingham. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy

01:11:29

Best of Floridaman (and woman) - 2025

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2026/01/02

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Best of Floridaman (and woman) for 2025 - Floridaman arrested with a thermos in his rectum. Floridaman shoots his friend over argument on how many eggs a chicken can lay. Floridaman runs over a woman for refusing a foot sniff. Floridaman robs a restaurant in scuba gear. Florida police arrest Chuck E. Cheese mascot in front of kids. Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a store. Floridaman eats his own pet peacocks after arguing with a neighbor. Floridaman touches realtor's

01:09:36

Best of 2025 - Most Funny and Weird Stories of the Year

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2025/12/31

Weird AF News - Best of 2025: Radioactive Shrimp at Walmart. Denmark zoo asks for your pets to feed their animals. Woman dies on a bus with 26 iPhones attached to her. Meth smoking raccoon found in the driver's seat. Naked man with vaseline found in Lowes display shed. Man lights his home on fire to meet firefighters. Hotel no longer allowed to wake up guests with real baby pandas. Doctor amputated his legs for funsies. Defeat the drug cartels with song. And more... (and Happy New Year from

00:18:53

Lady married Chatbot which is a German video game...

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2025/12/30

Woman in Japan marries her Chatbot which is a German video game entity. Man blows up his own stomach after ingesting a shot of lliquid nitrogen prepared by a celeb chef. Passenger discovers a man inside the trunk of the Waymo ride. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones

00:22:40

Weird items removed from people's orifices in 2025....

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2025/12/29

$400k worth of live lobsters were stolen on the way to Costco. Hire a Chinese humanoid robot to be a ring bearer at your wedding among other services available. 2025 roundup of strange items stuck inside people's orifices (and removed at the Emergency Room) this year. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee

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