The Roast and Toast Podcast

Movies come in all shapes and sizes, but "The Velocipastor" comes T-Rex-sized (even though the movie is supposed to be about velociraptors, but we'll get into that later)! Jordan, John, and Rhiane dig into the 2018 sci-fi flick and its many problems, such as the rules of being a velocipastor, the lack of an origin story of the velociraptor tooth, Father Stuart's racism, Carol's fighting skills, the lack of authentic ninjas, and much, much more! Plus, they reenact a scene during a segment of

Have you been searching for a movie that depicts the women of country music wearing tons of jewelry, suffering from alcoholism, and having criminals for parents? Well, look no further, because in this episode, the gang sits down to roast up the 2010 film "Country Strong." Among the main points are Gwyneth Paltrow's bra scenes, Garrett Hedlund's character eating the microphone when he sings, Tim McGraw's anger management problems, infidelity from all characters, and, of course, symbolic baby birds

It's time for the first ever rom-com roast and toast! Together, Jordan, John, and Rhiane roast the awful 2009 Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Garner film. They point out the multiple issues with the movie, such as Matthew's nymphomania, Michael Douglas' dialogue, Lacey Chabert as Bridezilla, and the Stab 'N' Wagon. Later, they do a segment of Best and Worst and a segment of All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Also, watch

We couldn't get enough of superhero reject movies after watching “Ghost Rider,” so we watched the DC flop "Jonah Hex" starring Josh Brolin as a guy with a gross face who kind of has powers but also doesn't. Jordan, John, and Rhiane point out the many flaws in the movie, including, but not limited to, the heavy metal score of the movie, the lack of explaining what's going on within the first minute of the movie, Megan Fox's accent, bad fire explosions, and they toast Michael Fassbender's amazing

Come one, come all to the first in-person recording of the show! Now meeting face-to-face-to-face, Jordan, John, and Rhiane roast and toast the 2007 Marvel movie "Ghost Rider," starring the amazing, multi Razzie-nominated  actor Nicolas Cage! The gang roasts the concept of Peter Fonda's role as the devil--who isn't really the devil, yet is the devil--,  laughably bad one-liners, Eva Mendes' Magic 8 Ball, the lack of theology in the movie,  the contradicting rules of the Ghost Rider's existence, and

United via Zoom, Jordan, John, and Rhiane roast the 2004 teen comedy "Sleepover" and its MANY issues. They delve into deeply disturbing problems regarding age differences in romantic relationships, sexual predators, the use of a PG rating instead of a PG-13 one, the heavy sexual overtones that none of the characters seem to recognize, constant fat-shaming, and much, much more! Later, they do a segment of All Sides and friend of the podcast Ashley Ward comes back for a segment of Ask Ashley to give

Do you love movies that spend nearly half of their time chasing a plot that has nothing to do with anything? If so (and even if not, because this movie is still great), then "What Lies Beneath" is the movie for you! Jordan, John, and Rhiane, once again united via FaceTime, sit down to discuss the supernatural flick from the year 2000 starring Michelle Pfeiffer and Harrison Ford. They point out the many issues of the movie like Michelle Pfeiffer's obsession for her garden that may not even exist,

Welcome to the inaugural episode of The Roast & Toast Podcast! To celebrate their first episode, hosts Jordan, John, and Rhiane (via FaceTime) roast (and rarely toast) the 2016 crime movie "Term Life," featuring Vince Vaughn doing a terrible job in a non-comedic performance and Hailee Steinfeld as Vince Vaughn's daughter (and maybe love interest?)! The group points out the many flaws of the movie, including, but definitely not limited to, the pile of trash that is Vince Vaughn's haircut, Jon