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PODCAST

The Roast and Toast Podcast

Do you like watching bad movies? Do you like films with terrible tropes, awful scripts, and poor acting? So do we...more or less! Join in with hosts Jordan Geisler, John Shupe and Rhiane Steinhauer to roast and toast bad movies! Together they"ll pick out the lows (roasts) and highs (toasts) of awful films both current and old.

tv & film

All Episodes

01:00:24

S3E25: The Roast & Toast of "Santa With Muscles"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/12/20

It's probably long overdue that we cover a Hulk Hogan movie, and a Christmas movie--that doesn't really have anything to do with Christmas--is the perfect time for getting to watch him in action! Jordan, John, and Rhiane dissect this awful Christmas movie and its many flaws, such as having too many goons, a weird rooftop fight scene, how not a single person recognizes Hulk Hogan's character at any point, the illegality of literally stealing property from someone, a bumbling cop, and so much more

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01:05:09

S3E24: The Roast & Toast of "Grumpy Cat's Worst...

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/12/06

It's the most wonderful time of the year, so now we need the most wonderful movie of the year! We watched the Lifetime original movie starring the late Grumpy Cat, and boy is there a lot to say about it. Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss terrible child acting, lame school bullies that are in the movie for one whole minute, the danger of a bird not being in a cage, the terrible casting and voice acting for every character except for Aubrey Plaza as Grumpy Cat, incredibly dark moments for a children's

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00:40:01

S3E23: The Roast & Toast of "Santa Conquers the...

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2022/11/22

It's time for another Christmas film, and this one is (unfortunately) out of this world--Mars, to be exact. Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss one of the absolute worst movies they've ever seen. They point out issues like a furry polar bear before furries were a thing, children being kidnapped by aliens, a lone news station traveling all the way to the North Pole and securing an interview with Santa, a lack of distinguishing identifiers for all the aliens, Santa sassing his own wife, and much more

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01:11:17

S3E22: The Roast & Toast of "Santa Girl"

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2022/11/08

Behold! Stars of our childhood come together to make an absolutely abysmal Christmas film. Jennifer Stone and Devon Werkheiser play in this made for TV movie that primarily takes place in some unfortunate person's house. Together, Jordan, John and Rhiane discuss the movie's many flaws, such as the lack of logic involving Santa's daughter going to college for only one semester, an annoying elf sister, an unbelievable spit scene, Santa having a Ferrari instead of a sled, and soooo much more. Later,

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01:07:08

S3E21: The Roast & Toast of "Knowing"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/10/25

Third time's the charm for Nicolas Cage! It's his third time on the podcast, and we're digging into his sci-fi movie "Knowing" and how awful it is. Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the movies many issues, like having Rose Byrne show up for only 25 minutes of the film, an extreme lack of "Stranger Danger" practices, the phrase "go to the caves," Nic Cage's sleeping and drinking problem, a hard of hearing child using sign language literally twice, Nic Cage making a mess of his home at every

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00:58:52

S3E20: The Roast & Toast of "Jennifer's Body"

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2022/10/18

It's time to cover the cult classic Megan Fox horror comedy "Jennifer's Body" in another podcast edition of Spooky Season!The gang discuss Rhiane's recommendation, and they altogether agree it is worthy of being a cult classic. They discuss spiky vomit and how it could've been real, a very uncomfortable whoopee scene in which the man doesn't pay any attention to the woman's discomfort, an amazing roundhouse kick to a prison nurse, bunny slippers in prison, a sketchy satanist band, JK Simmons' insane

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01:07:02

S3E19: The Roast & Toast of "Old"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/10/11

Behold, one of the most depressing thrillers of all-time: "Old"! Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss this movie, which may send you into a stage 4 depression, and it's many flaws, such as name drop after name drop, so much racism, confusion about accents, no makeup for people who are supposedly aging quickly, a lack of character changes, six year-olds knowing about sex, a terrifying beetle-reminiscent death scene, and much more. Later, they do a segment of ReCast and All Sides.Please leave a rating and

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00:57:57

S3E18: The Roast & Toast of "Killer Sofa"

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2022/10/04

Watch where you sit, you've got to keep your eyes peeled for the Killer Recliner--uh, er, Killer Sofa! Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss John's pick for Spooky Season and how its title is misleading, why the female lead is trying to have a relationship with her gay roommate who wants nothing to do with her, witchcraft, Jello blood, why a man is living inside a recliner, the relationship between the old magi and his girlfriend, a pill problem that is never explained, a man having whoopee with a bra

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01:00:29

S3E17: The Roast & Toast of "Hanging Up"

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2022/09/27

Behold, a Nora Ephron flop!Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss their absolute disgust for the 2000 dramedy "Hanging Up." They dig into the absolute hatred they have for Diane Keaton's character, how many phones Meg Ryan has, the insanity of the car crash and all the drama that follows it, Lisa Kudrow's lacking presence, a power strut down a hospital wing, Cloris Leachman's literal two seconds in the movie, and much more. Later, they do a segment of and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on

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01:08:48

S3E16: The Roast & Toast of "Norbit"

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2022/09/13

It's not every day you get a movie that is offensive to all, but that's what you get with "Norbit"! Jordan, John, and Rhiane sit down to discuss one of--if not the--worst Eddie Murphy movie ever made.They pick apart the blatant racism, fat-shaming body suit for Rasputia, Rapsutia's misshapen and often newly-sized boobs, terrible jokes but funny fart gags, attention to chicken butt prop detail, the local pimps, and much more. Later, they do a segment of Hallmark Movie Romance, Marry, Kill and All

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01:09:40

S3E15: The Roast & Toast of "License to Wed"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/08/30

If you live for the cringe, then saddle up for our discussion of the Robin Williams film "License to Wed." Jorda, John, and Rhiane discuss their many beefs with this movie, such as Robin Williams' insane role as the world's worst pastor and marriage coach, terrible family dynamics, the lack of chemistry between our main characters, John Krasinski's character being unable to handle 2 weeks of no whoopee, the illegality of bugging someone's apartment, the insanity of planning a wedding in two weeks,

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01:01:27

S3E14: The Roat & Toast of "Life Or Something Like It"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/08/16

We'd like to give a warm round of applause to Angelina Jolie as we welcome her first movie onto the podcast! Jordan, John, and Rhiane have MANY things to say about Angelina's atrocious blonde wig, as well as the fact this is definitely not a rom-com, the awkwardness of the protesting news clip, no love connection between the leads, the authenticity of the psychic, Angelina's crazy willingness to believe the psychic, the "groundbreaking" news interview that lasts a whole 60 seconds, a terrible gun

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01:06:43

S3E13 : The Roast & Toast of "Deadly Detention"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/08/02

Everyone loves the "Breakfast Club," but everybody hates this terrible movie. Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the 2017 thriller "Deadly Detention" and its many issues, such as the laughably bad dialogue, a glass trophy that looks like a dildo, a terrible villain reveal, tasteless whoopee, a weird hype scene, no character development, fake skateboarding skills, and so much more. Later they do a segment of Reenactors and All Sides.Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that

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00:52:20

S3E12: The Roast & Toast of "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/07/19

If you enjoy watching movies that make literally no sense and have plot lines that impossible to follow, then you need to watch this one. Jordan, John, and Rhiane sit down to talk about John's throwback sci-fi film that none of them really understood. They discuss impossible waistlines, terrible screaming, people never reacting, UFO planets, crazy fight scenes, pilots not knowing what to do when passing a UFO, and a lot more. Later they do a segment of Fact or Fiction and All Sides.Please leave a

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01:16:37

S3E11: Roast & Toast of Tyler Perry's "Daddy's Little...

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/07/04

We can't get enough of tropes, racial stereotypes, and terrible plot lines, so it's time for yet another Tyler Perry movie! Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the many flaws with this film, including Idris Elba's rape charge that was terribly explained, Gabrielle Union's terrible attitude, sassy children, the craziness of drug lords, weird club dancing, problematic almost-whoopee, Craig Robinson's amazing cameo, and more. Later, they do a segment of Hallmark Movie Romance, Marry, Kill and All

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01:10:38

S3E10: The Roast & Toast of "Glitter"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/06/21

We watched "Glitter," a movie that's almost as flawed as the production "Birdemic." Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the Mariah Carey romantic musical (?) drama and its many issues, such as Mariah Carey's inability to act, lip synch, and express emotion, the lack of chemistry between our leads, the crazy and unexplained streaks of glittery paint on Mariah, the legal repercussions of taking someone's voice and using it for someone else, the insanity that was the costume department for this movie,

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01:08:48

S3E9: The Roast & Toast of "Snake Island"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/06/07

Who doesn't love bad creature features? You know we do! Jordan, John, and Rhiane watched the 2002 film "Snake Island," and they have sooo much to say. They discuss the thousands of snakes (both CGI and real), the crazy nudity, awful snake deaths, the presence of snakes but lack of snake attacks until the final 40 minutes of the movie, snake-smashing, an incredible almost-whoopee scene, underwater sports, the geography of Snake Island, and so much more! Later they double segment of All Sides. Please

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00:59:32

S3E8: The Roast & Toast of "The Shaggy Dog"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/05/24

2006 was a really dark time for Tim Allen's career, but that just gives us more material for the podcast! Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the flawed and not safe for family comedy "The Shaggy Dog." They discuss problematic issues such as Tim Allen's frequent nudity, Kristen Davis being way too good for Tim Allen, tramp stamps, Spencer Breslin's terrible acting, Robert Downey Junior being on drugs, growling in a courtroom, human-to-dog transformations, and sooooo much more. Later, they do a segment

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00:36:19

S3E7: Roast & Toast of "View From The Top"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/05/10

We really thought Gwyneth Paltrow was going to join us for this episode, but she, once again, fell through and wasn't able to make it. Maybe next time? Regardless, we watched her 2003 comedy, and we have some things to discuss, such as Rob Lowe being in this movie for a whole 30 seconds, Mike Myers' lazy eye, airplane soaps that don't quite look like airplanes, Christina Applegate's character stealing booze, Mark Ruffalo's charm, and whether or not Kelly Preston had breast enhancements in this

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01:07:45

S3E6: The Roast & Toast of "Paparazzi"

The Roast and Toast Podcast ·

2022/04/26

Who doesn't love a revenge flick? We watched the Mel Gibson-produced 2004 thriller "Paparazzi" whose only stars were there as cameos. Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the highs and lows of this movie, such as a crazy green screen death, incredibly circumstantial evidence, date rape on a boat, living on a boat, well-planned murder plots, being nude at a resort, and a lot more. Later, they do a segment of Fact or Fiction and All Sides.Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know

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