The Weekly Humorist Podcast

About the Shop: After a still explosion knocked me out for three days, I suddenly became aware that not only was I being routinely abducted, but the government was removing my memories to cover up what turns out to be a global conspiracy between the Deep State, the Vatican, and Costco. The more research I did, the less information I found, and that only meant one thing: someone was erasing all evidence from the Googles. What were they hiding? What wasn't I supposed to know? IYKYK This shop is

Due to recent campus events and world climate, Stanwyck College Alumni Weekend will look slightly different this year. But have no fear; we plan on having a robust schedule of events that will allow you to connect and reminisce with your old classmates. FRIDAY, JUNE 2 2 p.m. Campus Tours (Leaves from Stanwyck Statue) This will include a guided tour of our current protest encampments by current (and past) students and, according to some media outlets, professional organizers. We encourage you to stop

To: @Trump2024 Cc: @RudyColludy, @UberfuherMiller, @ThatMTG, @TwoShirtsBannon We're looking at the numbers on the "May the Fourth be with You" meme we shared on Twitter, er, I mean X, no, wait "Truth Social," and they are insane! People love seeing the President portrayed in a copyrighted fantasy setting! Trump with a red lightsaber! Lifetime ruler alert! We're working on a video follow-up: Picture the scene where Emperor Palpatine (now The Once-and-Only-President Trump) tells Luke (now Joe Biden)

Hi. I'm St. Brigid of Kildare. Oh, you've never heard of me? What a surprise! I understand that there's recently been an International Women's Day in celebration of what was once called the fairer sex. How nice to see that the ladies are getting a portion of their due - and how enraging to see that as far as Saints' Days go, not one single blessed thing has changed. Everybody just looooves that snake-hating weirdo Patrick, don't they? Do I dare even point out that Ireland never had any snakes to

News reports covering last weekend's CPAC convention revealed, among other abhorrent details, that a January 6th pinball machine was on display (I guess they didn't have time to pull together a 9/11 Jenga set-up?). So this got us to thinking…. what other video games must the far right enjoy? Planned Parenthood Theft Auto You're on the move, on the go… racing against the clock to find a Planned Parenthood location that hasn't either been closed or completely stripped of their ability to provide