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The Clopen Effect

©The Clopen Effect

Welcome to The Clopen Effect, a Funny Retail Podcast! Join us every week as we share our lives working in retail. Our lineup features fantastic guests, including local business owners, seasoned retail professionals, and the occasional surprise musician and artist. We"re Basically Famous®! “By far the most relatable, humbling, and funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to! It keeps me busy at work, laughing, shaking my head in agreement, and remembering my own wild work stories. And it’s not always

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45:36

Five 1 Star Reviews

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/08/02

Reviews and ratings have become one of the biggest trends due to several key factors, and we discuss them! Also, Julia is here!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop,

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40:51

Fox Hole Pizza and Pub, McHenry IL

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/07/26

OPEN for business! Let's talk pizza and the secret recipe (which really wasn't a secret)!Fox Hole Pizza and Pub in Mchenry, IL: 3308 W Elm St, McHenry, IL 60050Phone:(779) 704-2158Menu:foxholepizzaandpub.comAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and

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40:34

Micromanaging with Fear

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/07/19

Managing with fear is a leadership style where leaders use fear as a primary tool to motivate employees and achieve organizational goals. This approach often involves threats, intimidation, and a strict, punitive environment. Here are some key points to consider about managing with fear:Characteristics of Fear-Based ManagementIntimidation and Threats: Managers may threaten employees with job loss, demotion, or other punitive actions to compel them to meet targets or follow orders.Micromanagement:

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40:31

Ma'am! We Know Where You're At!

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/07/12

Flat tires, rude tow truck techs, why are people waiting for so long to GO at a green light, pedestrians really need to look, motorcycle safety, the bike that was hit by the ladyAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom

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38:50

The Pieceful Project at the McHenry River Walk Shoppes

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/07/05

Jess, Owner at @thepiecefulproject, and Amy, Director of Chamber Outreach & Economic Growth and McHenry Riverwalk Shoppes @mchenryareachamber are here!River Walk Shoppes are located at 1202 Riverside Dr, McHenry, IL 60050The Pieceful Project in Cary, IL:27 Jandus Rd, Unit A, Cary, IL, 60013All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool:

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34:44

Larry to Dairy

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/06/29

Meredith had an anxiety attack at a store, Cassandra was irritated and maybe a little crabby, questioning life choices when working retail, when did we start working so hard?, we get personal for a moment about shaving, Happy Birthday week to Cassandra, the bad storm in WI, we work at the same place so we can't really call off together, Rockstar of Retail is a beast, please don't waste our time when we are working for you in stores, what is the worst tasting food out there?, what useless fact have

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01:18:43

Drewmany

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/06/21

Droogle visited Drewmany, and we got to hear all about it! Drew, thank you so much for bringing wine and chocolates and for sharing your incredible experience of Germany with us!9 Luftballons · Nena, Die Band℗ 1983 BMG Rights Management GmbH, Released on: 1991-09-09All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool:

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39:04

Timed Tasks and Stupid Signs

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/06/14

C'mon, corporate, add a little more time to the tasks we complete in stores! Also, we had to hang signs this week. Why are we having conversations on the sales floor? Store directors don't have offices for private conversations. Management is always walking the floor. People need to mind their own business and let others do their work! It's cherry-eating season; watch out for pits! Happy Birthday, Johnny!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording:

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59:49

Hunky Wes on the Beach

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/06/05

Nikki took a mental health day and joined us for the third time on the podcast! She shares tips on avoiding website scammers and protecting yourself from online fraud. Also, Meredith used the word defrosted when she should have used the word thaw, and Wes has fantastic calves.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool:

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28:22

Ants in Our Pants

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/05/31

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, training everyone as if they are your replacement, ants keep crawling on Cassandra (or was it just her microphone cord?), it's OK to stay in the same role, Meredith goes into a 20-minute conversation about one salad dressing, resetting the resets, there are so many SKUs in one 4ft section, Hi Gail!, take the time to train team members, Meredith's car is way too automatic, visit Fernando at Gregory Hyundai in

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37:36

Mandy, You Made Me So Happy

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/05/24

It's been a long week, Meredith doesn't sleep, Cassandra is a great sleeper, some couples are super loud at the store, loud laughs, SAL-MON, gas prices are high again (gross), how do people do it with RVs, the not-so-great chicken picture, light-hearted and funny ways to close an email from Chatgpt, thank you to Mandy from Old Navy"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short,""Don't do anything I wouldn't do...which isn't much,""Keep on keeping on!""Over and out,""Stay classy,""To infinity

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47:59

The Mish Mash and Side Hustles Episode

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/05/17

Meredith just woke up from a nap two minutes before recording and keeps yawning, air fresheners, we talk about everyone’s side hustle and some random ideas from ChatGPT, we talk about budgeting, you have to think you're craft is the best to sell it at a craft show, Meredith no longer plays scratch-offs, and Cassandra no longer has credit cards, Congratulations to Brianna and Rob!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording:

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40:46

Tattoos and Concerts

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/05/02

Tuesday was rough, we need a vacation, the lady who spoke too much, Cass and Meredith are getting tattoos from JCDurtArt, https://www.facebook.com/jcdurtart, go to the concert, what the word RETAIL means according to ChatGPTAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated,

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01:02:15

The Anon-Salon

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/04/25

The anonymous salon owner and talented hair stylist friend share fun stories about the 'whatever' lady who wants only 7 highlights, the lady with the tic on her ear, learning how to do hair on a cadaver, perms are definitely back, and mustaches are fire!Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool:

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52:19

Hurt Throat, Cart Colors, and Purple Eyeshadow

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/04/17

We are back after 2 weeks! Cassandra had a couple ER visits (yikes!), Meredith wears her eyeshadow up to her eyebrows, and shopping cart colors have a meaningMeredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and

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48:52

MIdwest Smoke BBQ, LLC - Dan and Erin

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/03/29

Let's talk BBQ, grilling, smoking, and brisket! Dan and Erin own Midwest Smoke BBQ, LLC, and they share a couple of secrets on how to achieve one of the best briskets and burnt ends around! Join us for a fun conversation, then visit their website to see where they will be next and contact them about catering your next event!https://midwestsmokebbq.com/Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording:

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32:21

Conspiracy Theories and Such

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/03/21

Keep a joint on you as an alibi, we are so professional on the Anxiety podcast and then have to get funny on the Clopen, Meredith is worried about Kate Middletown, there are a whole bunch of conspiracy theorists, super weird news, movie mentioned was 1991 Cape FearMeredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool:

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01:31:06

baseballmapper.com - Patrick and Barb

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/03/15

What a fun interview! Fresh from Spring Training, Patrick and Barb (Noote Partners) are here to talk all things baseball!Baseballmapper.com bio:"Over 20 years ago, Cory and Patrick first met at a pizza shop, working up a sweat during busy nights in the northern Chicago suburbs. In the years that followed, the two long-time friends would always spend time discussing ways they could possibly alter their career paths on a joint business venture. Ironically, it would turn out to be one of their shared

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47:33

(Live) Who's Got Shamrock Shakes?

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/03/07

Cassandra and Meredith are back together at work, Cassandra called off on Meredith's first day, it's 'prebiotics', it's 'Gilmer', Cass is watching Gilmore Girls, there are no normal hours in retail, Meredith doesn't miss driving, the woman with the eyebrows, common phrases for retail (eh, they weren't great), Meredith can't find Shamrock Shakes, Cass got a tattoo, enter The Clopen Effect Awards' Show sponsored by the below

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39:33

More Paid Days, Less Plastic Mugs

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/03/01

Cassandra is on her way to Florida, Meredith's son sounded like her, you just have to find your person, work anniversaries, receiving points to buy stuff, didn't miss a day in 20 years, give us more paid time off instead of giftsMusic by Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting, released on June 29, 1989Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here

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