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The Clopen Effect

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Welcome to The Clopen Effect, a Funny Retail Podcast! Join us every week as we share our lives working in retail. Our lineup features fantastic guests, including local business owners, seasoned retail professionals, and the occasional surprise musician and artist. We"re Basically Famous®! “By far the most relatable, humbling, and funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to! It keeps me busy at work, laughing, shaking my head in agreement, and remembering my own wild work stories. And it’s not always

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50:29

Cruisin’ With Enthusiasm

The Clopen Effect ·

2026/04/26

Cass got her chicken cutlets squished! She is doing so good keeping her health in check!Also, in this episode, Meredith shares a detailed recap of her recent cruise vacation. She outlines the overall experience, including the onboard environment, daily routines, and general atmosphere.A significant portion of the discussion focuses on passenger behavior (YUCK!). Meredith describes multiple situations where common social etiquette was not followed, including saving pool chairs for extended periods,

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34:26

What's a Frunchroom!?

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2026/04/17

AHHHH - In this episode of The Clopen Effect, we reviewed responses from our Facebook questions and discussed a range of perspectives and experiences shared by followers. We went through the answers, highlighted common themes, and added our own commentary throughout.The conversation then shifted to 1990s perfumes. We discussed popular scents from that era, how they were used, and their cultural impact at the time. This included references to well-known fragrances and how they were associated with

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01:07:19

On the Phone with Author Dana Goldstein

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2026/03/27

We first chatted with Dana back in 2022 when her book Spent came out, and now she’s known across the country for her incredible books. But get this… she’s back working in retail! She works at Indigo, Canada's largest bookstore, and yes, her books are sold there!We catch up with Dana and all the hard work she has put in being an author, and then she shares some great retail stories with us!Find Dana's work here: https://danagoldstein.ca/books/ and on Amazon!Spent:

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51:28

Once You Go Salon Mackk, You Never Go Back

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2026/03/20

Melinda, Andie, Karin, and Kristin are here to talk about Salon Mackk in Crystal Lake, IL!We talk about good and bad reviews, being a super friendly salon, Refuge for Women, having great eyebrows, styles and trends right now, mullets are in, teenage boy perms that look like broccoli, how they find their talent, and so much more!All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch:

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52:05

What's in Cass' Lunchbox?

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2026/03/15

Today’s episode starts with a new member joining the podcast: Cass’s glucose monitor. It’s helpful, it’s important and it has the impeccable timing of a smoke alarm detecting burnt toast at 2:07 a.m.Naturally, we did what any responsible hosts would do - we named it.Beepy McSleepyThe Snooze Snitch3AM ScreamyThe Pillow PoliceBecause apparently the only crime Cass committed was sleeping on her side, and this tiny electronic narc refuses to let that slide.Then we chat through snacks that won’t send

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01:00:10

Don from Pawstock is here! Woodstock, IL

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2026/03/02

Don shares his background in the pet treat industry and how he helped a company bring its products to market. Along the way, he connected with others in the holistic pet space and decided to take the leap. One product that especially caught his attention was freeze-dried food.Cass shares how one of her puppies was struggling with severe allergies and how many of those issues improved through healthier pet food choices.Don encourages pet owners to shop with intention — not just by the brand name or

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54:44

Hometown Hug(s) with Alex

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2026/02/13

In this episode, we sat down with Alex, owner of Hometown Hug, the heart behind those unforgettable welcome baskets for new homeowners in McHenry County. 💛They’re best known for their HomeTown Hug baskets — thoughtfully curated gifts that personally introduce over 700 new homeowners each year to the incredible local businesses and nonprofits that make this community thrive.We talked about what it really means to support local — not just shopping small during the holidays, but building genuine

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38:15

Kishwaukee Brewing Take Over

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2026/01/30

Alyssa joined us from The Fiber Fellowship, an organization that supports several local charities, including Animal Outreach and oncology centers in the area. They also create fidget squares for emergency responders - very impressive.And Kishwaukee Brewing Company is here!Listen in to this week’s episode as Cara and Heather chat about all the fun events happening at the brewery this year. Plus, hear about their newest awards (because yes… they’re absolutely crushing it ). Grab a drink, hit play, and

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52:23

Smokin' Jenuine Coffee

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2026/01/23

Jen is back, and the coffee vibes are strong! We dive into another lively chat about all things coffee, play a hilarious game of coffee brand phrases, and Jen treats us to a sneak peek at four of her newer rockstar flavors. Her coffee comes in 12oz bags (and 12oz bags). It’s caffeinated fun you won’t want to miss. BONUS: Go to our Facebook page for a chance to win a basket from Jenuine CoffeeAll The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport the show and advertising opportunity:

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01:16:16

Blind Date with a Book - Lexie is here!

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2026/01/15

Welcome to the Clopen Book Club! Let's talk about books and reading a book before seeing the movie! All of Lexie's info is here and on Facebook: "Luna and Koi"All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop🟢 30 Days to

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54:34

Hardworking Hobbies

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2026/01/09

We do so much more than work retail! Let's talk about it. Hobbies and extracurricular activities.All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:

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01:02:22

Home of the Sparrow - Judy and Holly

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2025/12/19

Judy and Holly are here from Home of the Sparrow! Here is their mission and some insights from their website:"Home of the Sparrow’s mission is to provide Hope, Opportunity and Support that empowers women and children as they journey from homelessness to self-sufficiency. Home of the Sparrow opened its doors as a registered 501(c)3 non-profit homeless shelter in 1987. Today, Home of the Sparrow not only provides Transitional Shelter, but also Affordable Housing and Rapid Re-Housing combined with

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47:36

Wild Hunny Boutique - Eat, Shop, Love, Local

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2025/12/11

Laura, owner of Wild Hunny Boutique, is here this week! We chat about her boutique and surprise her with the game: 'Finish the Christmas lyric'. It's a great listen!Wild Hunny Boutiqueis awoman-owned local shopspecializing inaffordable, stylish, and giftable items— perfect for holiday shopping, everyday wear, and supporting local makers.📍 Located at1213 Riverside Drive, near the Riverwalk Shops in McHenry.Here’s what you’ll find inside:👗Women’s ClothingA constantly refreshed selection

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51:31

Stay Warm, Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite

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2025/12/04

This week, Meredith and Cassandra chat about the winter inventions that helped us survive the cold - from the classic hand muff to heaters, ice scrapers, remote starts, and shovels. It’s a quick, fun look at how these cold-weather creations came to be. omehow bed bugs made their way into the conversation, too. We give a shout-out to one of our #1 fans, Shannon, and Meredith love Lauren Conrad clothes at Kohl's.Info from this episode:🔥 Fireplace (a.k.a. Early Heating System)~500,000

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36:04

Thankful For You F*ckers 2025

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2025/12/01

Let's talk about the dangers of cooking on Thanksgiving! And a few other stories...All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop🟢30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:

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01:10:35

Bellies Food Truck with Owner Chris

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2025/11/20

What a fantastic interview with Chris from @belliesfoodtruck 🐷Owner Chris, along with his wife, his daughter, his business partner, his dad, and his brother, serves up pork belly bites, Cuban sandwiches, and Meredith’s favorite grilled cheese!We talk about Chris’s past jobs and how Bellies came to be. And of course, there is a short quiz at the end where we realize that Chris is surprisingly good at guessing years in history. Like… how is he that good? Anyway... their food is fantastic! Please

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01:04:10

Beavers and Buttglands (What is in our food!?)

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2025/11/14

In this week’s episode ofThe Clopen Effect, we chat about40 wild food additives - what they are, how to actually pronounce them, and the sneaky places they like to hide. Spoiler: your snacks might containwood chips, your bread might includeduck feathers, and yes… there’s a beaver gland situation.Weattemptto deliver accurate info, but let’s be honest: we’re acomedy podcast, not a science lab. If we messed something up - our bad. Just keep listening anyway. It’s funnier when we’re slightly wrong.All

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57:32

Spooky Ways to Live (Happy Halloween!)

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2025/10/31

Mature audiences only, please!🎃Meredith and Cassandra dive into 20 of the rarest medical conditions people can suffer from — it’s a tough one, but perfect for Spooky Season!We also chat about Meredith’s “diet,” the manager with an attitude, the chores weletour husbands handle, and—drumroll please—we’re celebrating being listened to in all 50 states! Huge thank you to Nina for helping us get there!Oh, and one more thing… who do we know that owns a candle company? We have plans.All The Clopen Links:

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54:12

Spooky Season With the Bestie

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2025/10/23

Cassandra, Bestie, and Meredith chat about one of the eeriest topics yet - the worst ways to die in retail. For mature audiences only, please!It’s spooky season, and while this episode sounds dark, it’s handled with care, respect, and just enough Halloween edge to give you chills (without crossing the line).From freezers to forklifts, compactors to parking lots, we explore the strange, tragic, and sometimes unbelievable accidents that have happened in and around retail workplaces.All The Clopen

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34:12

Haunting Thefts

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2025/10/17

Here's the rundown of this week's show:Home Invasions / Residential BurglariesThieves go forsmall, high-value, easy-to-carrystuff.Top items:CashLaptops, tablets, phonesJewelry and watchesPrescription medsFirearmsThey want things they can grab fast and resell easily.Average loss? A fewthousand dollars per break-in.Store Robberies / Retail TheftThe “greatest hits” list of what walks out of stores:ElectronicsDesigner clothing and accessoriesCosmeticsAlcoholMeat and deli itemsBaby formulaCoffee and

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