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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

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22:47

Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car

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2025/05/26

On Today’s Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:44

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama...

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2025/05/23

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – May 23, 2025💥 Super Masturbation Bros. 3: Tootsie Rolls and Thermal Runaways 🧠 On today’s psychotic swerve into the weekend: 🎤 Plus: 🛍️ Sponsored by AdamAndEve.com – Use code FREAK at checkout for free stuff, porn, gifts, and more. Even if you’re just moving furniture. […] The post A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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44:17

Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls...

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2025/05/23

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019)🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025 Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we’re capping things off with a […] The post Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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50:42

Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist

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2025/05/21

On Today’s Show: Voicemails from the Freaks: 💉 In the News: Kansas man tasered after biting officers and his own dog. Arrested. Dog’s fine. Colorado man claims 3,000 fentanyl pills are just for personal use (Judge: “lol no”). Texas woman smuggles fentanyl in her vagina. It’s the new Flintstones Chewable. WW2 grenade in a kid’s […] The post Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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21:01

Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly

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2025/05/19

On Today’s Lightly Toasted Episode: Mini-Episode Vibes:It’s a soft start to the week, but don’t miss tomorrow’s Sideshow-exclusive full-length show! Sign up now and get access to all the dirty, disgusting, depraved content you’ve been missing. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:37

How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience

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2025/05/19

On Today’s Show: On this classic Sideshow-only episode now unlocked for the masses, Tim takes us on a guided tour of “Super Seducer”, the video game designed for dudes who think “no” is just a flirty form of “go on.” We follow along as Tim fails upward through a gauntlet of awkward flirtation, creepy seduction […] The post How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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50:01

Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You...

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2025/05/16

On Today’s Show: 🎵 Musical Moments: 🧴 Also in this Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 📢 Programming Note: 🚗 Tim’s heading to Ashtabula, so Monday will feature a Best Of episode. New content will drop later in the day—stay tuned! 💸 Support the Show: 📬 Mailbag & Contact:✉️ show@distortedview.com📬 P.O. Box 36268, Cincinnati, OH 45236📞 Voicemail: […] The post Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know… first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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49:01

Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard

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2025/05/14

On Today’s Show: 🧙‍♂️ Plus: 🔒 Sideshow Freaks get even more content with a bonus segment later today and a full-length exclusive episode dropping tomorrow! Support the show and sign up now at distortedview.com! 00:00:00 Introduction 02:43:06 My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun 05:49:13 Woman Drives Through Street Fair 09:43:24 Idiot Child Gets Locked […] The post Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard first appeared on Distorted View

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50:24

Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The...

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2025/05/12

On Today’s Show: 🎈 Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks 🔗 Links Mentioned: 🧠 Get More DV!Join the freaks on the Sideshow for exclusive full-length episodes, bonus shows, and private RSS feeds. Sign up via the site, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or through Patreon. 🎙️ Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 01:37:23 Pistachio Cologne 05:04:03 Steven Asanti Is […] The post Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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50:36

Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics

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2025/05/09

On Today’s Show:We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a […] The post Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:59

An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur

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2025/05/07

Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 02:06:17 Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02 Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09 Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14 Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say 16:44:03 Calling Dirty Butt Lover […] The post An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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50:03

The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt

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2025/05/05

Today on the show: Also Featuring: 📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:01 Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05 Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man […] The post The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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57:23

AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch

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2025/05/02

On Today’s Episode: 00:00:00 Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20 An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24 The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12 Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09 Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22 Doing Jello Shots At The […]The post AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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51:25

Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

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2025/04/30

On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications […] The post Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover first appeared on Distorted View

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49:59

A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap

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2025/04/28

On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00 Introduction 02:41:15 Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05 The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05 […] The post A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap first appeared on

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15:30

Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT

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2025/04/27

This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So […] The post Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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55:22

Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos?

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2025/04/25

On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. Listener Voicemails: Join the Freak Army! Get Sideshow exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and other weird goodies.📲 Sign […] The post Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:08

Songs For The Microwaved Dog

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/04/23

On Today’s Show: 🧼 Voicemails from the Freak Army: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com – Promo Code FREAK for 50% Off / Free Shipping 03:48:21 Every Thought In Your Head Is Put There By Satan 09:53:23 An Arkansas Incest Police Call 16:54:03 Violence Erupts At A “Stop The Violence” Event 19:07:02 Christian TikTok Did Not Like The Movie […] The post Songs For The Microwaved Dog first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:25

Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors

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2025/04/21

On Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: […] The post Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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39:57

We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW

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2025/04/18

On Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow […] The post We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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