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Bitch Bible

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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All Episodes

01:03:10

Perfectly Puffy

Bitch Bible ·

2026/01/06

Jackie is back and resolves to be bitchier than ever in 2026, laments the derth of proper entertainment, and recaps her first holiday off in years that includes power outages, flooding pools, rodents, spoiling caviar, and an incontinent child.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Pique: Get 20% off your order at www.Piquelife.com/bible SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s

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00:46:28

Bitch Bible Holiday Classics: New Year, Same Bitch

Bitch Bible ·

2025/12/30

Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal!Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Leesa Mattresses: Go to www.Leesa.com for 25% off mattresses, plus get an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Nutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your

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00:58:54

Bitch Bible Holiday Classics: Hoe Hoe Hoe with...

Bitch Bible ·

2025/12/23

Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan to purge their souls pre-Holiday festivities and find eternal optimism in unlikely places.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Honeylove: Get 20% off at www.honeylove.com/Bible Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off at www.hero.co Pique: Get 20% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/Bible Revolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Wayfair: Shop all things home at www.Wayfair.com See Privacy

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00:43:33

Bitch Bible Classics: The B*tch That Stole Christmas

Bitch Bible ·

2025/12/20

Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor contestants and expressing distaste for the holidays - just paint this bitch green and move her to Who-ville.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: SKIMS: Shop my favorite pajamas at www.SKIMS.com Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Home Chef: For a

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00:59:30

Ratatouille

Bitch Bible ·

2025/12/16

Jackie gives an update on Rat Search 2025, gives Diddy the dressing down he deserves, and critiques Bethenny Frankel’s home decor. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Pique: Get up to 20% off for life for yourself and everyone on your list at www.PiqueLife.com/Bible Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping

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00:59:56

From Paris, With Acid Reflúx

Bitch Bible ·

2025/12/10

Jackie is back stateside and recaps her trip to Paris with Heather McMahan, puts on the performance of a lifetime in an attempt to get a leather appointment at Hermès, and praises raccoon fur sweaters.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: SKIMS: Shop my favorite pajamas at www.SKIMS.com/bible Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Merit Beauty: Get the Signature Makeup Bag with your first order

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01:04:06

Yelping

Bitch Bible ·

2025/12/02

Jackie has changed her Yelping ways and writes not one, but two powerful, glowing reviews for a local oyster bar, reviews Wicked for Good, and goes cold turkey on Diet Coke in preparation for Paris.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Revolve: Shop my favorites, and use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Pique: Unlock 20% off for life for yourself and everyone on your list

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00:54:44

The Progressive Parisian Princess

Bitch Bible ·

2025/11/25

Jackie counts down the days to her Paris trip, beams with pride at Clyde’s love of schadenfreude, and gives thanks for hoes in multiple area codes.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Nutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.nutrafol.com Wayfair: Shop Black Friday deals before December 7th for up to 70% off at www.Wayfair.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at

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00:58:59

A Tinned Fish Bish

Bitch Bible ·

2025/11/18

Jackie takes a well earned deep breath following the completion of the Dim the Lights tour, rails against the glorification of tinned fish, and advises against combining bodily fluid colors in an outfit.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.nutrafol.com/bible Pique:

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00:42:10

Bitch Bible Classics: Yo Soy Loco

Bitch Bible ·

2025/11/15

Jackie announces some exciting news (don't worry, she is not pregnant) drops some spicy marital advice and tackles religion (why?).Thanks for supporting my sponsors: SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bible Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.hero.co Ritual: Get early access to Ritual's Black Friday Sale for 40% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 50% off your first online

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01:02:45

Bush Concert

Bitch Bible ·

2025/11/12

Jackie recounts the inappropriate attire at the Sabrina Carpenter show in Nashville, plans a second heist at the Louvre, and extols the benefits of her impenetrable immune system. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Merit Beauty: Get the Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Honeylove: Get 20% off sitewide at

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00:58:50

Low Glam with Amanda McCants

Bitch Bible ·

2025/11/04

Jackie is joined by Amanda McCants to discuss being late, Westlake mom’s, Amanda’s recent breakup, and everything on her hate list.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.nutrafol.com/bible Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Pique: Get up to 20% off for life, plus a complimentary gift at www.PiqueLife.com/Bible BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month

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01:07:49

Drops of Stupider

Bitch Bible ·

2025/10/28

Jackie is back from her San Fransisco redemption show, and discusses the perfect soundtrack for a plane crash, takes family photos before Andrew loses his front teeth, and endures an annoyingly positive trip to Aritzia.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Tonal: For a limited time, get $750 off your Tonal 2 purchase at www.Tonal.com Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 50% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE Revolve: Use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order

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01:02:17

WWHKD, Baby

Bitch Bible ·

2025/10/21

Jackie’s back with new extensions and shoulder pads to discuss fostering a child at the park for 8 minutes, clarify that she is not a rat with a mic, and point out Hellen Keller’s real greatest accomplishment.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Merit Beauty: Get the Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com Pique: Get up to 20% off for life, plus a complimentary gift at www.PiqueLife.com/BIBLE Addyi: Check out

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00:52:12

Bitch Bible Classics: Apologies In Advance

Bitch Bible ·

2025/10/18

Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Hungryroot: For a limited time, get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Little Spoon: Use

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01:07:30

Dissipitation

Bitch Bible ·

2025/10/14

Jackie discusses her recent staycation and the benefits of sympathy upgrades, her thoughts on The Life of a Showgirl, and the heavy burden of being deeply funny. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Hungryroot: For a limited time, get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping

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01:11:08

Bleak Lively (feat. Chunky Lowlights)

Bitch Bible ·

2025/10/07

Jackie is joined by the incredible Michelle Collins to discuss, fixing and being fixed in relationships, bringing back bullying and shame, and why the housewives need a villain.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Honeylove: For a limited time, get 20% off your entire order at www.honeylove.com/bible Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Pique: With the Deep Hydration Protocol, get 20% off for life

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01:02:45

Pusillanimous

Bitch Bible ·

2025/09/30

Alone in the trenches of her home this week, Jackie discusses how some people need to be punched to get some grit, names the greatest trait in a house wife, and suppresses the urge to beat children at the park with her purse.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Revolve: For a limited time, use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH IQBAR: Text BIBLE to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, including the sampler pack, plus free shipping Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE

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00:57:40

You Never Know When It’s Time to Demo

Bitch Bible ·

2025/09/23

Jackie is feeling loose after a couple drinks, and plans a bathroom renovation, laments the clothes that got away, and previews Off Brand October.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Cornbread Hemp: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at www.CornbreadHemp.com/BITCHBIBLE Honeylove: Get 20% off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible Pique: With the Deep Hydration Protocol, you’ll receive 20% off for life when you subscribe. Plus a complimentary gift to elevate your routine

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00:42:59

Bitch Bible Classics: A Woman Unhinged

Bitch Bible ·

2025/09/20

Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are for people who have never been to Bermuda.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bible Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.ritual.com/BIBLE Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% of your

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