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1:18:38

Boobs, Babes, and the Finest Action Hero of Our Time...

2014/09/03

Darby Hinton, as Cody Abilene, becomes our favorite "action" hero of all time in Andy Sidaris' epic b-movie, Malibu Express. We find a plethora of hidden jokes, talk about the endless stream of topless women, and what a great shot Cody is.

33:25

Prelude to Malibu Express

2014/09/02

It's time to prepare for possibly the greatest budget movie ever made, Andy Sidaris' masterpiece, Malibu Express. We review some more streaming movies on Netflix and we give out the more bad movie trivia. Get ready for some Cody Abilene and the Buffingtons.

56:21

It's a Trucker Movie through the Nuclear Wasteland -...

2014/08/25

Some guys go for a ride in a motorhome. And that's about it. It's one of the poorest executed movies 20th Century Fox ever put out. The movie consists of 1) blow up world 2) blow up only safe place 3) drive to Albany 4) get a bump on the head and die, get eaten by cockroaches, get raped by mutant rednecks, pick up a junior sized Peyton Manning, float motorhome from Detroit to Albany 5) Profit?

41:34

Prelude to Damnation Alley

2014/08/22

We pack up and ride in our Landmaster as we prepare for a post-apocalyptic world in Damnation Alley. Sam shares his usual keen info on the movie, Jackie throws some more bad movie trivia your way and we all review our Netflix and Amazon streaming movies for the week. Brought to you by Nuke Juice, the only energy drink for a nuclear wasteland traveler.

1:09:00

Streisand Ego Attack! A Star is Born Movie Review

2014/08/18

Is this the hardest to watch film of all time? The answer is yes. This movie sucks, isn't about anything, and it's 2 and a half hours of the worst person to ever live. We cut this things to ribbons and you'll like what we have to say.

42:31

Prelude to A Star is Born

2014/08/15

We prepare for what can only be described as the worst experience ever when we view A Star is Born with Kris Kristopherson and Barbara Streisand. Plus the Streaming Movie suggestions and bad movie trivia. Bonus - the top 3 worst on-screen couples of all time!

1:05:40

Ausploitation at its best - The Man From Hong Kong...

2014/08/11

Bad movie authority Roman finally joins us in the studio as we view and yammer about the Ausploitation awesomeness that is The Man From Hong Kong. Are there any stuntmen or actors alive in Australia after this seriously dangerous movie?!?!

36:12

Prelude to The Man From Hong Kong

2014/08/08

We gear up for an ass-kicker of a movie in The Man From Hong Kong or Dragon Flies. We also review more Netflix and Amazon Instant Movies, more ongoing movie trivia and perhaps the best opening commercial we've ever done - Fifty Shades of Brown trailer.

1:28:34

You've been duped! This movie is not good! Robin...

2014/08/04

We take a look at the Kevin and Kevin epic turd that is Robin Hood. With special guests Hobbits, stunt butts, fisheye lenses, and a plot that makes absolutely no sense....oh and Shaun and Chelsea. Tallyho!

37:55

Prelude to Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

2014/08/01

This 0.5 episode is sponsored by Bryan Adam's (not really) as we get ready for Kevin Costner's to charm our way through the turd that is Robin Hood. It's also a special birthday episode with Justin's top 3 bad movie birthday parties, more streaming movie recommendations, bad movie trivia and a slew of riveting information about Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Try to keep your pants on! We dare you!

1:11:11

Terribly Awesome - Flash Gordon Movie Review

2014/07/28

Let the war for Planet Mongo begin! Its the QB of the New York Jets vs. Max Van Sydow's evil eyebrows, endless robots (are they robots?) and people that bleed oil. This is one bad movie...that rules.

33:28

Prelude to Flash Gordon

2014/07/25

Jackie gets us ready for one of the most popular bad movies of all time as Sam J Jones hits us in the face with his metaphorical football. Stinker Thinkers and Streaming Do's and Don'ts are here as well with reviews of: After Midnight XXX - State of the Union Escape from New York Homefront The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies

1:02:40

John Stamos is an action star? Gene Simmons has...

2014/07/21

What happens if you turn a gymnast into an action hero, a trashy whore into super spy, James Bond into a Ben-Gay ad, and Gene Simmons into a lady-boy? Why you get this DTV gem of a movie, duh! Uncle Jesse saves the world from dirty water and Gene Simmons gives us a "too believable" performance. YEEEEAHH!

33:10

Prelude to Never Too Young to Die

2014/07/14

John Stamos' hair gets the spot light (and the mousse) as we get ready for a gem of a turd in Never Too Young to Die with Stamos, Vanity (again), and George Lazenby and Gene Simmons (calling Dr. Love?). Plus, more Streaming movie recommendations, and Stinker Thinkers bad movie trivia. Uncle Jesse HO!

1:20:10

Sharon Stone can't stay alive, Craig T. Nelson knows...

2014/07/11

It's time for Jericho Jackson to try to live up to his nickname, yet for some reason he avoids the action for 3/4 of the movie. But when the action hits, boy does it hit. Vanity is the worst lounge singer of all time, Craig T. Nelson knows karate (at least his stunt guy does), and Sharon Stone just can't stay alive or happily married in any movie she's in. Get ready for some nonsense.

44:59

Prelude to Action Jackson

2014/07/07

Justin gets to choose this week and he's dialed up a classic in Carl Weather's Action Jackson. How long can Vanity keep her shirt on? Also Streaming Do's and Don'ts and Stinker Thinkers. Get super pumped (but don't hurt yourself).

57:43

The ASPCA has a heart attack - The Beastmaster Movie...

2014/06/30

Let the ferrets fly and the tigers die as Jeff and Tucker from If We Made It podcast show up to help us try to make sense of The Beastmaster. Does PETA show up to put a stop to the madness? Does Tanya Roberts save the movie by letting the ladies out? Does anyone get 'sploded? (Spoiler alerts - no, yes, yes - respectively)

40:20

Prelude to Beastmaster

2014/06/28

Sponsored by Critter Commander! This 0.5 episode contains the usual nonsense we have but we really amp it up in honor of Marc Singer's manliness. More Netflix do's and don'ts (with 3 do's this time) and Stinker Thinkers. Spoiler alert - Sam is still winning. Huzzah, my furry friends!

1:18:09

Is this the Worst Movie Ever Made - The Noah Movie...

2014/06/23

The first half is "The Bible as told by Tolkien". The second half is Cape Fear (no really). And the entire thing is sprinkled with crap. It's Noah and it's arguably the worst movie ever to see a theater release. We apologize for the poor audio on this episode. We had a new computer setup and frankly we don't know what the hell we're doing. But you all seem to like what we do so keep on'a listenin'.

53:36

Not enough slap-fighting and get Ja Rule off my TV -...

2014/06/21

Sam brings in Steven Seagal for his first time on Stinker Madness with his last time in the theaters and the reason for that becomes quite apparent. Oh and would someone please just off Ja-Rule within the first 4 minutes of this movie...please???? It's got Alcatraz, it's got gun fights, it's got slap fighting and it's also got all the characters from The Matrix! What could possibly be wrong with this film?

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