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Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

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Morning Crankers: Your Ultimate Global Comedy News Podcast for Unfiltered Laughs!"Disclaimer all music and sound FX used in this podcast is owned by Morning Crankers and licensed through Epidemic sound! Wake Up & Laugh with Morning Crankers! Tired of boring headlines? Morning Crankers is your ultimate GLOBAL comedy news source for unfiltered laughs, real news, and the most outrageous stories happening across the planet. Join your hilarious hosts Jeremy Hanson ("Hans") and Myia Hanson

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38:04

orning Crankers: Unregistered Cars, Smuggled Eggs, &...

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2025/02/24

On today’s Morning Crankers, we break down Springfield, MO’s vote on towing unregistered vehicles, wild National Holidays, and the latest in Missouri sports, including the Missouri State girls' team and Mizzou men’s basketball. Plus, we dive into the wild Running from the Yeti race in Springfield and the crazy trend of egg smuggling across the Mexican border. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and more!Become a supporter of this podcast:

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34:22

Morning Crankers 2/20/25 | National Days, Famous...

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2025/02/20

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into today’s National Days and some wild famous birthdays. We also read an email from a fan in Branson and, in true Crankers fashion, give him some hilarious yet helpful advice on getting his life back on track. Plus, we explore the legend of MOMO (Missouri’s own Bigfoot), the extinct Giant Moa, and the secrets hiding in Missouri’s caves. Get ready for laughs, bizarre facts, and the off-the-wall humor you love!Become a supporter of this podcast:

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25:06

Morning Crankers| Lily Phillips’ Shocking News, NY...

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2025/02/20

In this wild Morning Crankers Friday episode from Springfield, MO, we cover the jaw-dropping story of Lily Phillips—after being with over 1,000 men in 24 hours, she’s now pregnant! We also break down the National Days and famous birthdays for February 21st. Plus, major news from New York as the Governor calls in the troops due to a prison worker strike, and Springfield citizens raise concerns over a controversial ordinance allowing police to tow unregistered vehicles and those with incorrect plates

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31:15

Free Seeds for Your Garden, Toronto Plane Crash...

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2025/02/19

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into an incredible new program from Ozarks Food Harvest that provides free seeds to help you grow your own garden! We also cover a miraculous plane crash in Toronto where everyone survived, the quirky National Days for February 19th, and—back by popular demand—our own original blues song, Springfield Traffic Blues! Plus, plenty of laughs, wild commentary, and the usual Hanson family chaos. Tune in now!Become a supporter of this podcast:

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37:20

🎙️ Morning Crankers | Red Hulk vs Green Hulk, Cost of...

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2025/02/18

Get ready for another wild episode of Morning Crankers! Today, we break down Captain America: Brave New World and dive into the ultimate battle—Red Hulk vs. Green Hulk! We also tackle what salary you need to live comfortably in St. Louis, discuss today’s famous birthdays and National Days, and call out gym membership stereotypes. Plus, why is there outrage over disease detectors at the CDC failing to do their jobs? All that and more hilarious conversations in today’s episode! Don’t miss it!Become a

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39:17

🎙️ Morning Crankers | Presidents Day, Famous...

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2025/02/17

Get ready for another hilarious ride with Morning Crankers on February 17, 2025! We dive into Presidents Day fun, celebrate famous birthdays like Michael Jordan, Billie Joe Armstrong, and the legendary Jim Brown. Sports fans, we’ve got you covered with a USA vs. Canada hockey showdown and the latest on the St. Louis Cardinals at MLB spring training. Plus, don’t miss our mouth-watering review of Hurts Donuts on East Sunshine in Springfield, MO — and a wild discussion about whale ambergris (yep, whale

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38:18

Valentine’s Day Madness: History, Pheromones, Dating...

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2025/02/14

Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining Valentine’s Day special on the Morning Crankers Podcast! We dive into the history of Valentine’s Day, the science behind pheromone cologne, and share dating tips to help (or hurt) your love life. Plus, we break down some of the worst pickup lines and most savage rejection lines of all time—because nothing says romance like laughing at epic fails. Whether you're single, taken, or just here for the fun, this episode is packed with laughs, love, and

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33:15

8 Things You Should NEVER Say on a Valentine’s Date &...

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2025/02/13

Valentine’s Day is here, and Morning Crankers is bringing you the ultimate survival guide for dating success (or at least avoiding total disaster)! In this episode, we break down 8 things you should NEVER say on a Valentine’s date, the absolute worst Valentine’s Day gifts, and some great places to take your date in Springfield, MO for a romantic night out. Plus, we highlight some wild national holidays happening this week. Get ready for laughs, dating fails, and the Crankers’ signature take on love

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31:39

Springfield Blues Comedy, Bad Tuna Recall, & FBI’s...

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2025/02/12

In this hilarious episode of Morning Crankers, we take a deep dive into Springfield, MO, and bring you our first-ever Springfield Blues Comedy Segment—easily one of the funniest things we’ve ever done! We also talk about bad canned tuna recalls from Costco, Trader Joe’s, and other major retailers, breaking down why you should check your pantry ASAP. Plus, we discuss the FBI uncovering 2400 new documents after Trump declassified them, adding our signature comedic twist to the chaos. Along the way, we

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29:02

Super Bowl Blues, Springfield Tows, & Drew Carey’s...

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2025/02/11

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the Kansas City Chiefs’ heartbreaking loss in the Super Bowl and what went wrong. Plus, Springfield, MO, is looking to crack down on expired tags—should the police have the power to tow your car? We also celebrate the 30-year reunion of The Drew Carey Show and more! Tune in for laughs, rants, and everything in between.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.

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23:20

Morning Crankers Super Saturday Show – Special Guest...

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2025/02/08

Get ready for a Super Saturday edition of Morning Crankers! We welcome Myia Hanson from the hit family podcast "We Are the Hansons" for a hilarious and insightful chat about life, family, and the upcoming Super Bowl. Expect non-stop laughs, wild takes, and great conversation as we dive into game predictions, halftime hype, and unforgettable moments. Don't miss this high-energy, must-listen episode that’s perfect for your weekend!Become a supporter of this podcast:

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44:57

Morning Crankers Podcast – Billion-Dollar DOGE,...

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2025/02/07

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we kick things off with DOGE—but not the crypto! We’re talking about the incredible work they’re doing to uncover waste and save taxpayers a billion dollars a day. Then, we check in on the upper respiratory sickness spreading through Springfield, MO—is it just the season, or something more? Finally, we take a hilarious deep dive into the wild world of Bigfoot erotica and monster adult content—you won’t believe what’s out there! A fun-filled Friday show

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34:54

Morning Crankers: Kelce’s Chiefs Chaos,...

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2025/02/06

It’s another wild morning on Morning Crankers! We’re diving into the latest on Travis Kelce and the KC Chiefs, insane weather records being shattered, and the crazy world of tariffs and skyrocketing egg prices. Plus, a few surprises and laughs along the way—because that’s what we do best! Grab your coffee and crank up the funBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.

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29:23

Time-Traveling Weirdness, Beer Olympics & Springfield...

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2025/02/05

Get ready for another laugh-filled morning with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into bizarre historical coincidences—because history loves to be weird. We also explore the best things to do in Springfield, MO, this February (spoiler: it's not just hiding from the cold). And if you’ve ever thought competitive beer drinking should be an Olympic sport, we’ve got you covered with the Hold My Beer Olympics! Plus, plenty more comedy, chaos, and caffeine-fueled nonsense.Become a supporter of this podcast:

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39:09

Apostrophe Anarchy, Trump’s Tariffs & a Fugitive Granny

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2025/02/04

In this wild ride of an episode, we dive into Germany’s bizarre beef with the English apostrophe (grammar police, stand down!), Trump’s tariffs and why winning never gets old, and the jaw-dropping tale of a Missouri woman who killed, escaped a Mexican prison, and then pulled the ultimate game of hide-and-seek in Canada for 50 years! Plus, we take a nostalgic (and slightly depressing) look at American products that aren’t actually made in America anymore. And of course, we wrap it all up with some

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40:27

💔 Honoring Jerry Norwood + Dating Over 50 Struggles &...

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2025/01/30

Today on Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we honor our great friend Jerry Norwood, celebrating his life and the laughs he shared. ❤️ Then, we dive into dating advice from Pepe Le Pew & Johnny Bravo—the worst role models ever! 😂 Plus, is dating over 50 a lost cause? We explore the struggles, the laughs, and the best under $5 date spots in Springfield. Expect hilarious commentary, awkward romance tips, and pure Crankers chaos!Don’t miss it—like, comment, and subscribe! 🎙️🔥Become a supporter of

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31:37

The Worst Jokes Ever, Crazy Federal Spending & Looney...

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2025/01/29

Get ready for laughs and head-scratching moments on today’s Morning Crankers Podcast! We break down the absolute worst jokes ever told, dive into the hilariously terrible ways the federal government spends money, and count down the top 10 greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. Don’t miss this wild ride of comedy, controversy, and cartoon nostalgia!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.

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34:18

Morning Crankers: Construction Chaos, Looney Tunes...

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2025/01/28

Start your day with laughs as the Morning Crankers dive into today’s hot topics! We rant about endless road construction projects, chat about the unpredictable weather, and rank the greatest Looney Tunes characters from #20 to #10. Plus, we tackle the frustrating reality of taxes on overtime and tips while giving a shoutout to the happenings in the greater Springfield-Branson area. Tune in for a perfect mix of comedy, nostalgia, and local insights!Become a supporter of this podcast:

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31:44

"Morning Crankers: Chiefs' Big Win, Bizarre Ping Pong...

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2025/01/27

Kickstart your Monday with Morning Crankers, the ultimate comedy podcast! Hosts Hans and Gred serve up laugh-out-loud moments as they recap the Kansas City Chiefs' big win over the Buffalo Bills, share the bizarre story of a man whose erotic ping pong session took a deadly twist, and poke fun at the funniest things politicians have ever said. Plus, dive into the origins of hilarious slang and sayings, and join us for a countdown of the best Looney Tunes characters from #30 to #20. Don’t miss the

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46:54

Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast - Episode 2

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2025/01/22

Join the Morning Crankers for a hilarious deep dive into the week's hottest topics! In Episode 2, we cover the uproarious "Show Me Donut Showdown" in Springfield, MO, recap the intense NCAA National Championship game, analyze NFL highlights, and laugh through the latest Trump news. Packed with comedy gold, this episode is your ultimate dose of humor and current events.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.

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