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The Teen Commandments

Best friends Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton survived their chaotic teenage years together. Now they"re back in the trenches with five teens between them - but armed with laughs, survival tactics and the kind of wisdom that only comes from being former rule-breakers themselves. Each week they’ll reminisce and commiserate as they attempt to make sense of the often mind-boggling behaviour of modern teens…because the best teen advice comes from those who know every trick in the book.Mum, dads, carers,

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All Episodes

37:01

Holidays & Hair

The Teen Commandments ·

2025/04/14

This week’s Teen Commandments comes with an all-inclusive buffet and sea views. Sara is on holiday with two teenagers, feeling thoroughly left out of the gang, whilst Clare is back in the Manchester salon, where she refuses to do any teenagers hair. Asides from hair and holidays, Sara and Clare want to know where all the hair bobbles go? How do teens create a tangled mess with every electrical wire they own? And who was more sensible as teenagers: themselves or their kids? Warning: it doesn’t

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28:20

Your Turn: Skimpy Clothes, Sick Bowls & Bongs

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2025/04/08

Single parents have assembled! They’ve flooded the Teen Commandments inbox with messages of support and coping tips for those who go from being full-time parents to childless at weekends. On a less touching note, there are more tales of drunken vomiting! We hear from a mum who has accidentally plied her daughter with shots, while another parent wins the award for ‘the world’s most resourceful sick bowl’… Plus, have you ever wondered what Sara’s dream funeral would be like? Well, wonder no

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36:00

Step-Parenting, Virginity & The Pill

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2025/04/06

Sara & Clare’s strict health regime has come to end so they’ve excitedly tumbled off the wagon to discover they’re now complete lightweights. This week Clare’s caught the eye of yet another man on the train and Sara’s worked out the easiest way to keep teenagers happy. Spoiler alert, it involves hard cash. Sara & Clare open up about their experiences of being step-parents, navigating wicked stepmothers of their own and raising their own kids in blended households. The matter of virginity comes

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24:43

Your Turn: 69s on the syllabus & Self Piercings.

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2025/04/01

The email inbox is back open and it’s full of corkers! One listener discovers her daughter’s bold new piercing - self inflicted & not even in her ears, another’s room was so messy the police presumed it had been burgled and one confused lad has a question about teachers and sexual positions. Oh and it’s official … (well according to one TC listener) having teens is as demanding as having a newborn & a disgruntled mum relives the cutting moment her teen popped in her AirPods & said “bye” So pop

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33:46

Let’s Talk About Sex Baby!

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2025/03/31

This week Sara & Clare discuss the ins and outs, quite literally, of talking to teenagers about sex education. Brace for condoms on bananas, vibrators, orgasms, and the serious matters of sexting and body shaming. Away from the PHSE chatter, there’s revelations of teen parties, houses being trashed & emergency services being called. Outside of the podcast, it’s been a busy week for Sara and Clare - find out which of them dramatically blocked a toilet with an alleged ladypoo and who has had minor

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23:26

Your Turn: Ridiculous Questions & Goldfish flapping

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2025/03/26

It’s all about you babes, as Sara & Clare read more of your brilliant teen emails. Toilet tales continue and a mum highlights the noises you get whenever you ask your teen to do anything. Sara and Clare ponder why teens ask the most ridiculous questions about the simplest of things? Plus, there’s talk of rumpy pumpy pleasure, a son’s SOS from uni and party confessions. Oh and remember the cringetastic time Clare sent her teenage son those Sinead O’Connor lyrics?… Well, it turns out she’s not the

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31:39

Good Cop Bad Cop & Drunk vs. Stomach Pumped

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2025/03/24

Sara and Clare discuss the shopping items their darling offspring demand and Clare reveals her brilliant way of controlling her teens’ alcohol consumption. Who is the bad cop in Sara’s house? And how does Clare navigate being the only sheriff in town? Meanwhile, Sara & Clare have been doing more media this week, and it’s not as glamorous as you may think. Plus, Sara reveals the huge Hollywood star she once shared a waterslide with. Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk Follow us on

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21:53

Your Turn: Door Slamming, Tricky Questions & Pubes.

The Teen Commandments ·

2025/03/19

The Teen Commandments inbox is bursting open again for your chance to dish the dirt on your precious teenagers. This week a dad has solved the issue of teens slamming doors, a teenager has demanded to know the full details of his conception, whilst another proudly announces they’ve “found a pube”. Sara and Clare’s quest to try to solve the ‘Bruh’ confusion continues and Teen Commandment’s favourite swearword is back (& may now be Clare’s catchphrase). Email us

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33:07

Teen Birthdays, Permed Fringes and Driving Lessons

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2025/03/17

This week, Sara discusses celebrating her teenage son’s birthday. She shares the one (quite vital) thing missing on the night… Driving lessons are on the agenda too, plus Clare shares the VERY clear guidelines her kids have put in place for any mum taxi moments. There’s also a throwback to the bad old days of permed fringes, blue eyeshadow and shell suits. Oh, and watch out for Sara & Clare’s new range of Goop-inspired candles in the shops… Probably never. Got a teen tale to share? Email us

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23:36

Your Turn: Boggy Crocs, Urban Myths & Bedroom Chicken

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2025/03/12

Sara & Clare are diving back into your teen tales.One listener shares how her son’s obsession with protein has led to a poultry-based ban. Another mum admits her teens are sending her round the u-bend with their lack of toilet etiquette. And once again ‘procrasti-wank’ returns. Will the podcast ever escape it?! Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk Follow us on Instagram: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton_ Visit www.theteencommandments.co.uk Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production Learn

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32:55

Teen Idols, Only Fans and Why Are They Ignoring Me?

The Teen Commandments ·

2025/03/10

Warning! This week’s episode contains a totally cringe confession of a mother's desperate need for attention from her teenage son. To prevent their teenage daughters looking like new members of the Pussycat Dolls, Sara and Clare attempt to enforce the ‘clothing rule of 3’. Meanwhile, there’s talk of sex toys, £90 polyester dresses, swearing at Alexa, and Tom Cruise even gets a mention. Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk Follow us on Instagram: @djsaracox,

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18:36

Your Turn: Bum Sticks, Mumbling and ‘Bruh’

The Teen Commandments ·

2025/03/05

Your Turn: Bum Sticks, Mumbling and ‘Bruh’It’s time for listeners’ emails and – as ever – they don’t disappoint. This week a mum reveals the cringe conversations she’s had about wet dreams. One listener has had enough of the wet towel situation and taken matters into her own hands. Clare attempts to remember some science she once read about testosterone surges in teenage boys, whilst Sara draws the line at her kids calling her ‘Bruh’. Oh, and who else remembers Tammy Girl? Email

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31:05

Swearing, Piercings & Accidental Arson

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2025/03/03

There’s been some accidental arson in Sara’s house and she’s on a mission to find out the culprit, meanwhile Clare reveals her parenting fail to tackle her teens swearing. Clare and Sara ponder why teenagers can’t close a car door properly and this week they’ve learnt not to push a dental floss stick through your belly button piercing. Meanwhile, Clare’s been eyeing up men on the train and find out what made Sara cry in a bar last week. Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk Follow

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23:21

Your Turn: Bonkers purchases, crusty tissues &...

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2025/02/26

It’s time to open the inbox again in this week’s ‘Your Turn’ to hear from those battling in the teen trenches. This week a mum reveals the most irrational and crazy purchase ever made by a 14 year old! Teen Commandments invite Sara & Clare under the bed and into the world of crusty tissues and teenagers ‘personal time’. Plus they discuss the brilliant naivety of teenagers when they discover the true meaning of “paying the bills”. In amongst all these teen tales, Clare ponders the possibility

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35:52

Teens Behaving Badly & The Hairy Fairy

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2025/02/24

Sara & Clare discuss getting into BIG trouble at school… why was Clare summoned to the headteachers office with BOTH of her kids in tow? Sara reveals the weird names her mum had for private parts. Why do teenagers insist on ruining family photos? And remember when the world went wild because Julia Roberts had a hairy armpit.Keep sending in your hilarious emails for ‘Your Turn’ episode, out every Wednesday. Email at hello@teencommandments.co.uk Follow on Instagram: @djsaracox,

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18:04

Name: Your Turn: The ‘S’ word, Nicking Nan’s Ciggies...

The Teen Commandments ·

2025/02/19

Sara & Clare open the inbox for stories about your own precious teenagers. Why do teens take the only item of clean clothing they require and ignore the rest of the pile? Are they really looking after a vape for ‘their friend’? And the skills teens have of balancing rubbish on an overflowing bin. We want to hear from you! Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk Follow us on Instagram: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__ Visit www.theteencommandments.co.uk Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production Learn

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27:27

Episode 3: The Cereal Years, Empty Packets & Acid on...

The Teen Commandments ·

2025/02/16

Sara & Clare (bravely) grant their teenagers full immunity to reveal the biggest lies they’ve ever told them. Let’s just say, they get more than they bargained for. They dissect ‘the cereal years’, protein powder and teenage boys then and now. Plus, Sara & Clare discover their teens have listened to the pod… ARRRRGH! You can email us the biggest lies your teens have ever told you, and anything else you want to get off your chest: Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk Follow us on Instagram:

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45:30

Fridge Blindness, Missing Makeup & Rogue Loo Rolls

The Teen Commandments ·

2025/02/10

From the inexplicable fridge blindness that stops teens from spotting food right in front of them to the case of mysteriously missing makeup, Sara and Clare tackle the everyday chaos of parenting teens. They also chat about first jobs, periods, and the universal mystery of why empty loo rolls end up everywhere but the bin. Got a teen tale to share? 📧 Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk 📲 Follow us on Instagram: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton_ 👩‍💻 Visit www.theteencommandments.co.uk 🎙

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45:30

Fridge Blindness, Missing Makeup & Rogue Loo Rolls

The Teen Commandments ·

2025/02/10

From the inexplicable fridge blindness that stops teens from spotting food right in front of them to the case of mysteriously missing makeup, Sara and Clare tackle the everyday chaos of parenting teens. They also chat about first jobs, periods, and the universal mystery of why empty loo rolls end up everywhere but the bin. Got a teen tale to share? 📧 Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk 📲 Follow us on Instagram: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton_ 👩‍💻 Visit www.theteencommandments.co.uk 🎙

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39:40

Skiving, Wet Towels and Meet Sara & Clare

The Teen Commandments ·

2025/02/10

Sara and Clare kick things off by sharing the ultimate meet cute – how they became best friends as teens. They dive into the rebellious art of skiving school and the mystery of why their teens always have their headphones on. Plus, the dreaded ‘wet towel’ situation that comes hand in hand with teens. Brace yourselves. Got a teen tale to share? 📧 Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk 📲 Follow us on Instagram: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton_ 👩‍💻 Visit www.theteencommandments.co.uk 🎙 Teen

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