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Green Cows Don"t Fly

Writers B. and Jon are co-hosts of Green Cows Don"t Fly. Once upon a time they enlisted the help of A I to write two fantasy quest novels which are now available on Amazon here https://amzn.to/3MIZKoh But now in their new ground-breaking extravaganza: The None Show, they meet every week in the Green Room Café to talk about everything and anything and are always looking for suggestions for topics. So if you"d like to get involved in the general mayhem and madness then please do contact the show at:

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26:15

Season 2 Chapter 3. Close Encounters Of The Battery Kind

Green Cows Don"t Fly ·

2022/07/01

Jon's got Covid but struggles on manfully. Meanwhile, Bob's nearly out of charge and in danger of switching to standby. And now with their new pact to save Bob's Homeworld, Holographia, the gang sets off for Brighton once more in the hope of being able to decipher the meaning of strange lights that have been appearing in the sky.Brian appears courtesy of readloud.netYou can contact and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music

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33:50

Season 2: Chapter 2 Look Who's Back.

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2022/06/24

It's all the twos and the gang's back in town with some unfinished business to take care of. Bob needs help and he needs it fast before he bleeps his last. And for no particular reason at all, Brian has a personal horoscope reading which sets him thinking about taking his skills in a new direction.Brian appears courtesy of readloud.netYou can contact and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music & artwork: Show Theme:

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24:31

Season 2: Book 2: Chapter 1 - B.O.B Phone Home

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2022/06/20

Chapter 1 of Book 2 of The TRILOGY: The Quester's Guide To Saving It (the Other World, That Is)Strange lights in the sky are causing concern. PM Horace Jobson calls for calm. But might it be Bob's Homeworld, Holographia, is now under threat and Bob's needed back there PDQ to save it? Prepare to suspend you incredulity to the max as B & Jon almost laugh themselves directly into A&E, when, one again, the gang gets together for another epic quest.Brian appears courtesy of readloud.netYou can

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19:26

Season 2 Episode 2. Yes, Mr President

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2022/06/13

Jon and B talk ideas for the sequel. Meanwhile Brian buys the coffees, and Gerald, his friend, submits another idea which he hopes Jon and B use for the Green Cows pod: a biography of an American president. The only problem is, half of it can't be published and anyway, the CIA may not approve.Brian appears courtesy of readloud.netYou can contact and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music & artwork: Show Theme:

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20:45

Season 2 Episode 1. Molecular Codology

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2022/06/06

B and Jon are back and wondering what to do for series 2. Listening in as the creative process unfolds. And whether they like it or not, Brian is back and he has a friend called Gerald who is rather keen to get involved.Brian appears courtesy of readloud.netYou can contact and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music & artwork: Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG - Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka Book Theme:

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Show 29. General Nonsense & Blatant Stalling

Green Cows Don"t Fly ·

2022/05/30

This week Jon and B entertain (or try to) you with a bit of general nonsense because they're very busy releasing the Quester's Guide. And they're discussing their new show.You can contact and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music & artwork: Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG - Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka Book Theme: https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT - Logo: https://pixabay.com/users/thejakesmith-3659857/ Hosted on Acast. See

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28. Brian's Audition (Bonus #3)

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2022/05/23

"How did Brian become the voice of The Quester's Guide?" That's the most common question we're asked by listeners. So we've decided to let you hear for yourselves.During extensive auditions last year Brian came to read for us and it very quickly emerged that he was the only man for the job.You can contact and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music & artwork: Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG - Rune-Bertil's Pandora's

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27. The Making of the podcast of the book... (Bonus #2)

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2022/05/16

They said we couldn't do it... no, hang on. That's it, they said DON'T do it, PLEASE - but we did anyway. Here's how the idea came about for the Quester's Guide To Saving It. Just two writers, A I and too much time on their hands. Features material from the first 3 and previously unreleased shows that found their way straight onto the cutting room floor. But in this age of recycling and no waste - here you go. You're welcome.You can contact and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com

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15:34

Show 26. Post-Quest Madness (Bonus #1)

Green Cows Don"t Fly ·

2022/05/09

The quest is over. Time now for B & Jon to take stock and consider a bid from movie director, Peter Jeegson, who's interested in optioning The Quester’s Guide. And despite turning his nose up at the project to begin with, Brian's keen to get involved in any new venture, believing whatever it may be, his vocal skills are worthy of a role more upfront and centre.You can contact and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music

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30:34

The Quester's Guide - Chapter 25. The Last Bottle

Green Cows Don"t Fly ·

2022/05/02

The end. It's the end. Of the story that is, not of the podcast. The podcast will go on. It's the conclusion of the story, and we find out who wins the world: Grandolf or Phlardarse. Is Earth safe? Will we live happily ever after? Or will we all soon speak Pharsical and bow to a chubby despot? Well, tune in to find out.You can also contact the show follow us on social media:email: gcdontfly@gmail.comTwitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_flyMusic & artwork: Show Theme:

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24:14

The Quester's Guide - Chapter 24. Beams Are Gonna...

Green Cows Don"t Fly ·

2022/04/25

In this episode, the questers find out why less is more when it comes to singing. It looks like they may just win against Phlardy's army. Then someone unleashes the mighty sword, Glabberdong ...You can also contact the show follow us on social media:email: gcdontfly@gmail.comTwitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_flyMusic & artwork: Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG - Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka Book Theme: https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT -Logo:

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26:44

The Quester's Guide - Chapter 23. Not Long Before The...

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2022/04/18

The questers have only just arrived in Brighton and the body count is already going up. So don't stand in their way or you'll get stabbed. Grumpy Grandolph! Their search for the key of Svert continues and they have a hot lead of where it can be found.You can also contact the show follow us on social media:email: gcdontfly@gmail.comTwitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_flyMusic & artwork: Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG - Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka Book Theme:

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22:28

The Quester's Guide - Chapter 22. Slip It on, Then...

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2022/04/11

The Pharse Hole is open and the coordinates are set for earth. But will King Phlardarse fit through the hole? Because he still hasn't lost any weight. Luckily, he's wearing hiscorset and compression pants. He's ready.But is he really? He's forgotten something. Thank goodness Scheiner is by his side.You can also contact the show follow us on social media:email: gcdontfly@gmail.comTwitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_flyMusic & artwork: Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG -

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22:21

The Quester's Guide - Chapter 21. A Race Against Time...

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2022/04/04

The showdown between Grandolf and Barbage is in full swing and thebattle soon becomes quite epic, not. It's touch and go, not. Luckily, Grandolf is an expert at reading body language, not. Barbage has four boobs, yes she does, and they (the boobs, that is) seem to be the barometer for how well the fight is going for her, or not. And who ordered an Uber and why? All this, and much more, happens when you let A I have a go at writing.You can also contact the show follow us on social media:email:

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23:30

The Quester's Guide - Chapter 20. The Wrath Of...

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2022/03/28

Well, it's showdown time. Can Grandolf and co defeat Barbage III and resume their quest to save the world? A big storm kicks up. It's so bad (the storm, that is) that Hilda and Brian decide to go home (whoever Hilda and Brian are). They really should have gone to Spain. Eh?You can also contact the show follow us on social media:email: gcdontfly@gmail.comTwitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_flyMusic & artwork: Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG - Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka Book

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25:50

The Quester's Guide - Chapter 19. F**k Off To France...

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2022/03/21

The bus carrying the questers hangs precariously off the pier at Worthing. Will it fall into the sea (the bus, that is) and send our heroes to their certain death? Or can a little girl and her love for ice cream save them?And what's that dingy doing, rowing across the Channel from France? This episode is full of questions for which there are no sensible answers.You can also contact the show follow us on social media:email: gcdontfly@gmail.comTwitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_flyMusic

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26:52

The Quester's Guide - Chapter 18. All Aboard Are A...

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2022/03/14

The Questers are on the bus to Brighton, doing bus passenger things (like looking out of the window and kicking the seat in front), when all of a sudden ... Oh my God ... the worst thing of all worst things that could possibly happen on a bus happens. It might just be the end of the Quest.You can also contact the show follow us on social media: Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_flyemail: gcdontfly@gmail.comMusic & artwork: Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG - Rune-Bertil's

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23:06

The Quester's Guide - Chapter 17. A Bus Ride Beside...

Green Cows Don"t Fly ·

2022/03/07

They may be in Bognor but that doesn't mean the end of the quest. Now they are here, they now have to go there: to Brighton. Because the Key of Svert is inside the Box of Zwock, which is inside the rock of Brighton, which is ... But how can a group of heroic questers get to Brighton? The most convenient mode of transport perhaps? But as we all know, public transport isn't what it's promised to be.You can also follow us on social media: Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_flyemail:

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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 16. The King's New Clothes

Green Cows Don"t Fly ·

2022/02/28

Back at his castle, King Phlardarse is planning the end of humanity by .... trying on a new pair of pantaloons and waistcoat, freshly delivered by Yodel.You can also follow us on social media: Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly email: gcdontfly@gmail.com music & artwork: Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG - Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka Book Theme: https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT - xelementumign1s Pixabay Art: https:/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Quester's Guide - Chapter 15. Concrete Stilettoes

Green Cows Don"t Fly ·

2022/02/21

We meet a new character and oh dear that person is in a bad mood. So bad it may just cause Armageddon right now. You can also follow us on social media:Twitter:@GreenCowsPodInstagram: green_cows_dont_flyemail: gcdontfly@gmail.commusic & artwork:Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG - Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka Book Theme: https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT - xelementumign1s Pixabay Art: https:/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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