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The Clopen Effect

©The Clopen Effect

Welcome to The Clopen Effect, a Funny Retail Podcast! Join us every week as we share our lives working in retail. Our lineup features fantastic guests, including local business owners, seasoned retail professionals, and the occasional surprise musician and artist. We"re Basically Famous®! “By far the most relatable, humbling, and funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to! It keeps me busy at work, laughing, shaking my head in agreement, and remembering my own wild work stories. And it’s not always

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38:59

Choking on (P)Nuts

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/02/24

Cassandra offended someone on the TTok, Meredith accepted a new job, Cassandra has a pigeon at her house because her cell phone service was off, the lady that talks about "Who TF did I Marry," the old lady choking on peanuts, Cassandra gets shin cramps after drinking wine, Baby B is so cute!Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because

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34:00

Getting Roofied With Courtney - Innovative Home Concepts

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2024/02/16

Courtney is here! We talk roofs, windows, siding, doors, and gutters! We also talk fundraising, bacon on the Blackstone, free quotes, and Kevin.Find Courtney and the team here: https://innovativehomeconcepts.com/Meredith's new book hereAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recordingBuy merch here because it's coolAll material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

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39:02

Fixion Skateboard - Jon Harvey

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2024/02/09

"Passion"! We are inspired by Jon's dedication to his craft and the vibrant skateboarding community he has cultivated at Fixion Skateboard Skate Shop! With laughter and a renewed appreciation for the thrill of the ride, this episode celebrates the cool spirit of skateboarding, owner Jon Harvey and Fixion Skateboard. Fixion Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FixionSkateboardsMeredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8DAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us

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29:48

'Adult' Cracker Money

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2024/02/02

We buy fancy soup crackers now because we have jobs! Cassandra has been going through some sh*t so we check in with her. She is also on 8ft mushroom resets, forgot about the important meeting, and had to see the dentist for a sore tooth. Also - we talk about bread and butter.Meredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8DAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool:

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54:12

Health Insurance Simple with Geri

The Clopen Effect ·

2024/01/19

We are so excited Geri is here! She answered our questions on insurance billing, coding, and which pharmacy to choose based on your insurance plan. She is here for you if you have any questions! Email Geri here: Tusie217@gmail.com or visit FB: https://www.facebook.com/HealthInsuranceSimpleMeredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8DAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's

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39:50

The Awards Show 2024

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2024/01/09

This was the most random of episodes, and we loved it! We talk about Meredith's new book, Cass' grandma, Cass finding an old newspaper article from 1950, if retail had its own awards show, Meredith's friend that fell asleep, and we recorded an episode of Pet Loss Anxiety on Anxiety Makes Me Poop PodcastMeredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8DAMMP links: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoopAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording:

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36:23

Where Are Your Bathrooms?

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2024/01/05

Meredith is an author, Cass was the first to buy her ebook!, Clopen wasn't the original name for this podcast, the top questions we hear from customers, Meredith couldn't find the bread, Cass sings 'Surprise, Surprise!' and her dishwasher uses 11 gallons of water, Cass explains Hobby Lobby's pricing, finish and payMeredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8DAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch

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44:54

Weenies, Meatballs and 2 Drink Minimums

The Clopen Effect ·

2023/12/20

The new dishwashers, Happy birthday to Sarah!, which appetizer are you bringing to the party, and what NOT to do at the company's holiday partyAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effectNameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support

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29:33

If You Can't Afford the Buns, Don't Buy the Hotdogs

The Clopen Effect ·

2023/12/12

We recorded this one earlier in the year!Mental health check, corporate walking stores, top selling items at the grocery store, many of us love sugar, breakfast foods, don't drink so much orange juice, we're not making bread into hotdog buns, household cleaners should be a little higher on the list, condiments, pre-made sandwiches, Cass' homemade creamer, headaches from our husbands or from working retail?All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording:

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10:54

Why Are We Like This?

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2023/12/07

Let's get personal! Johnny might eventually find out that we talk about him, Meredith quit buying coffee and lottery for 2023, a hand cart, cranky days, instant karma, lead in our dark chocolate, is it our age?, Hershey squirtsAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effectNameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail

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01:10:59

'Art is Magic' with Lexi

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2023/12/01

Different brush strokes for different folks, Lexi is a great art teacher, Meredith has a cow painting from one of her classes, shoutout to Nordic Brew and their fabulous staff, Lexi hangs out now at Creative Edge in Twin Lakes, Kid's and traveling art classes, Lexi's early memories as an artist, trial and error, never be afraid of making a bad painting, building confidence on a personal level, what's the dream, Cassandra made an ashtray for her momFind Lexi here:

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40:15

Jenuine Coffee Roasters

The Clopen Effect ·

2023/11/22

Jen is here from Jenuine Coffee Roasters! Jen loves to create all the amazing flavors of coffee and tea! She talks about her inspirations, her favorites and coffee trends.Use code CLOPEN23 to save 15% off your order here: https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/Find Jen here as well: https://www.facebook.com/jenuinecoffeeroastersAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool:

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44:10

Service vs. Hospitality

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2023/11/17

We are thankful for you, f***ers! Joe Rogan's episode on health, going out to eat, the difference between service and hospitality, we are always late, we are always rushing, please don't ask us why we are visiting a city, stay safe while traveling, car rental companies, Grandma Dar is in town!, call your mom, service is specifics tasks while hospitality is above and beyond, Cass offers some wonderful advice at the end of the episode, upcoming giveawaysAll the links:

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40:52

Live show - HASHASHASHAYAYABABABA!

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2023/11/10

Do you use a 'work name'?, Meredith's daughter does now (Jill)! Coffee flavors; maple, hazelnut, vanilla, almond, cardamon, orange, gingerbread, pumpkin, orange, and cherry, teacher breath, the giveaway from last week, food to eat with coffee, Cassandra's Starbuck's story (and she calls him out!), mask-fished, Meredith's customer storyAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool:

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01:17:06

LIVE! Responsible Resume-ing

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2023/11/04

Our live event was a great success! Thank you to everyone that listened and commented! We chat about keeping your resume updated, bad managers (is it really their fault!?) and surviving the holidays!All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effectNameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all

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42:27

Cheese, Truffles and Travel Tips - Part 2

The Clopen Effect ·

2023/10/27

Katie is back this week to talk travel tips, life in Italy, feelings about Italy taking in many visitors, a quiz on cheese, and her Florence and Me podcast*Now is the time to book your dream vacation experience with Katie, @truly_italy!*"This we can promise: Authentic Italian experiences with locals, Artisan meet and greets, Food & wine excursions, cooking classes with a Florentine chef and much more. You'll appreciate our focus on relaxation with hosting one activity a day. This is your moment

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39:24

Cheese, Truffles, and Travel Tips - Part 1

The Clopen Effect ·

2023/10/20

Katie brought wine and homemade cookies! The yogi culture may have changed, Reiki healing in CA, sunbathing your bottom, we like our day jobs, the 2 year plan, Katie is looking forward to moving to Italy, high mortgages, what percentage of the US are millionaires, retail hasn't taught us math, Katie's last trip to Italy, travel trips, monkeys, when you forget your prescription Visit Italy with Katie: https://www.trulyitaly.tours/Travel bag mentioned on this episode: https://www.loandsons.com/All the

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50:38

The Ghost in the Plants

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2023/10/13

Nikki Weed is here this week!She joined us in see-thru pants (oops!), we talk about her job at Ed's Plants, the job she lost, job hunting, using different sites to apply for jobs, top selling pumpkin beer and polka dotsSo many great gift Ideas from Ed's Plants here: https://edsplantshop.com/collections/giftable-goodiesAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool:

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01:01:39

Sparkling with Studio D Jewelers

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2023/10/06

Jennifer and Lynn are here from Studio D Jewelers! You can find them on the Woodstock Square at:STUDIO D JEWELERS118 N. Benton StreetWoodstock, Illinois 60098815.337.2015info@studiodjewelers.comHOURS:Sunday - Monday: ClosedTuesday - Wednesday: 10:00am - 6:00pmThursday: 10:00am - 7:00pmFriday: 10:00am - 6:00pmSaturday: 9:00am - 4:00pmAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool:

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39:30

Stay Classy, Johnsburg - Justin Wallace

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2023/09/27

We give you a quick recap of Brianna and Rob's wedding, Justin Wallace performs 3 songs for us including an original! We ask almost all the questions - Justin's inspiration to start playing and singing, his favorite bands, memorizing lyrics, his first tune "Drowning" is on SoundCloud (justinwallace27), Justin works a bit of retail, all of us can't wait to be famous, his first gig and everyone showed up, Oasis is one of his favorite bands, 'pop country', Cardi B's bodyguard in the teacups, it's

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