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The Rum Runnas Podcast

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We Read The Clickbait So You Don"t Have To! The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there"s no way that a professional news syndication published it (we"re looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of

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All Episodes

74:49

Machine Turtle

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2021/08/11

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A flying turtle crashes into a car on a FL highway (and how could we improve on the turtle...rebuild him make him stronger), a Burger King employee in a crazy turn of events pulls a gun on a customer, a Japanese man dies of a heart attack during a solo session, a Chinese man tries to cure constipation with a live eel up the butt, and a homeless man that

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89:28

Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey

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2021/08/04

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: buying planets, a statewide police chase of an oil tanker that may or may not just be following it's route, a pair of dogs out for a joyride crash a tractor trailer into a brand new house, a trailer park for swingers sparks a debate over the strange emphasis of sex in marriage, yet another person attempting to bang a horse but this time it's a pony, and

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72:01

Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick, Jack Bear Maced Everyone!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2021/07/28

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An non-armed man harassing women, a candle thief that used bear mace to pull off the perfect heist, a woman that acted as a demented tooth fairy, proof you're not safe anywhere when a man is hit by a car at his dinner table & a shooting/stabbing with a sword over a pigeon race. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On: Website:

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57:02

Right to Arm "BEARS"!

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2021/07/21

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A bear stealing a gun and snacks to A shooting over who won a foot race & A woman almost loses a finger walking her dog to A Taco Bell nearly burning down due to fireworks. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On: Website:

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80:17

Nostradameus Arsonist

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2021/07/14

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Cart Thieves leading to serious 1st world problems to Czech scientists getting fish addicted to Meth, A man predicting a fire seconds before he starts it to A woman that led police on a very on again off again varying speed chase until being caught at McDonald's ordering food. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us

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81:09

Lost, Naked & Afraid

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2021/07/08

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Nude sunbathers running scared in AUS and getting lost in the woods irritating local authorities to a stampede of cows fleeing for there lives in southern CA, a sex doll being mistaken for a naked drowning woman to a man being belittled for standing by as a "diminutive" woman was kidnapped. All this and more on this week's return episode! We Read The

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74:40

Gay Penguin Adoption

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2020/11/05

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman "personating" a prosecutor to drop her own charges, the second story we've covered about a cock fighting rooster killing a man this time a Police Chief, A terrible man receiving instant universal karma, A repeat offending egg stealing gay penguin couple that just want a chick of their own, and a Floridaman that worked up an appetite burgling. We

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70:53

Holy Threesome

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2020/10/29

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The arrest of a priest after hiring 2 dominatrix and filming the tryst, a sandwich flinging brouhaha at McDonald's, a fart in an Uber leads to court and worse, a man becomes an unknowing drug mule, and an attempted firebug arrested for trying to burn everything and everyone around with homemade flamethrower.. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have

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64:13

Hypnotic Prostate Exam

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2020/10/22

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man being shot for having an old phone, A couple arrested for trying to arrange a sexual affair with a horse, A hypnotist that was arrested for giving illegal prostate exams, and a chastity locker that was discovered to have the chance of being permanently locked on your member. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version Available

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70:35

Vagina Cult Beach Party

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2020/10/15

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man stealing and returning a truck to meet aliens, a cult worshipping a 4 foot vagina have a beach party, A girl fakes a kidnapping to miss school, 325,000 used condoms cleaned for resale, and Floridaman attacking cops with a Bible. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version Available @: www.youtube.com/rumrunnasentertainment Follow

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66:06

Flaming Chicken Poop!

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2020/10/02

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman leading police on a high speed chase because she had to poop, a real life burgling Catwoman, a "Deputy Headed" teacher killed by cows, and the highly dangerous and explosive nature of Chicken Poop! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version Available @: www.youtube.com/rumrunnasentertainment Follow Us

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71:01

Man Cuts off Girlfriend's Hand...She Goes to Jail?!

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2020/09/24

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man cutting of his girlfriend's hand and she goes to jail, an Anchorage dentist going to jail after removing a tooth on a hoverboard, Ole Miss accidentally putting a porn star on a cup to honor healthcare workers, and an anti-masker misquoting Pixar while getting thrown out of Disney.. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version

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65:41

The Great Rice Negotiation

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2020/09/17

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man being arrested for calling 911 over 1000 times selling eggs rolls, a man stealing a police dog with sausages, the hilarious telling of a man in India's rice negotiation, a woman trying out a sex toy in the shop, and a man blowing up his house trying to kill a fly. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available

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72:53

We're Making an OnlyFans?!?!

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2020/09/10

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man making a naked Taco Bell run, A woman being kicked out of Bingo for not covering her neck hole, a Swiss town experiencing once in a lifetime precipitation (Chocolate Snow) and Bella Thorne's entry and effect on the OnlyFans platform. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available

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77:32

The Great Nut Heist

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2020/09/05

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An "elaborate" heist of $350k in pistachios, why a lector was punched in the face at a Philadelphia church, a Floridaman trying to cash in the payout on stolen scratch-off's at the store he stole them from, to Brazil's President picking up a little person thinking he was a child. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available

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59:56

Conservative Crotch Shot

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2020/09/05

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A delivery driver getting caught pooping in a garden by a blue belted Karen to An extreme right wing man trolling liberals by pointing a loaded gun at his crotch and accidentally firing it. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available @: www.youtube.com/rumrunnasentertainment Follow Us

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83:56

Chainsaw Fight

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2020/09/05

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A funeral home bringing the wrong body to a funeral which led to a multi hour long search for the correct body to either a large or small group of men fighting on a Toronto Beach which then escalated to a chainsaw wielding nightmare for passerby's. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available

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132:01

Jarred Got Blown Up!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2020/09/05

On this week's episode Jarred and Kyle take a step away from their usual wheelhouse of weird/funny internet click-bait news to finally shed light on a long kept Rum Runnas secret. Listen to the guys discuss the events and circumstances that led up to an explosion that almost killed Jarred! Hear in graphic detail the accident, as well as the unforeseen way his burns mutated, his time spent hospitalized, the PTSD from the traumatic experience, culminating in the full discussion of his side of a story

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69:35

The Great Dildo Heist

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2020/09/05

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The theft of an outrageously large sex toy all the way to A neighbor border dispute that left a garage perfectly dissected in half. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available @: www.youtube.com/rumrunnasentertainment Follow Us On: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/ Instagram:

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57:08

Don't Grab the Bull by the Horns

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2020/09/05

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman urinating in a store to protest wearing a mask, A woman that shot her boyfriend for NOT arguing with her, and Why you really shouldn't take the old saying "Grab the bull by the horns" literally! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available @: www.youtube.com/rumrunnasentertainment Follow Us On: Facebook:

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