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Bitch Bible

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

comedy

All Episodes

01:00:09

Uprooted

Bitch Bible ·

2025/09/16

Jackie loses sleep over Amy Bradley, gets into a fight with a girl from high school, and recalls how much simpler the early 2000’s were. And of course Melissa Wood Tepperberg’s neck brace. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Home Chef: Get 50% off and free shipping for your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bible Wayfair: Cozify your space with Wayfair’s curated collection of easy, affordable fall updates

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00:57:45

Munchausen By Proxy

Bitch Bible ·

2025/09/09

Jackie recounts a beautiful experience with Clyde feeling unwell, books a flight for Paris, and explains the Princess Treatment, Red Nail Theory, and Soft Goth.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Home Chef: Get 50% off and free shipping for your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping

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00:54:14

The Summer I Turned Petty

Bitch Bible ·

2025/09/03

Jackie recaps the sick game Belly is playing in The Summer I Turned Pretty, discusses Clyde’s aspirations to be the next Mikhail Baryshnikov, elaborates on the perfect murder plan, and delights in her guests’ discomfort at her With Hate birthday party. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Leesa: Get 30% off all mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.com BetterHelp: Get $10 off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout

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01:06:07

With Hate, John Hill

Bitch Bible ·

2025/08/26

Jackie sits down with living sculpture John Hill to discuss his sobriety, the most trouble he’s ever been in for something he said on the radio, a shared love of Allison Janney, and John’s additions to the With Hate, Jacqueline list.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Honeylove: Treat yourself to 20% off your entire order at www.honeylove.com/Bible Home Chef: Get 50% off and free shipping for your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Hers: Get a personalized,

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00:59:01

A Bitch Bible Extravaganza Birthday Celebration for...

Bitch Bible ·

2025/08/19

It's Jacqueline Taylor Schimmel-Haas' birthday, and she's been preparing for months her 2025 list of things she hates - some are broad, some are niche, but all of them are felt deeply in her soul.Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Wayfair: Get organized, refreshed, and back to routine for way less at www.Wayfair.com Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at

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00:48:25

Bitch Bible Classics: Wanderlust, Sparkles and...

Bitch Bible ·

2025/08/16

Jackie gets her sphincter lasered, creates a fake Instagram for her husband, and has the harsh realization that she may never see Cheryl again.Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.hero.co Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at

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01:05:10

The Lion Portal is Open

Bitch Bible ·

2025/08/12

Jackie deals with a biohazard event with her drunken sorority sister Clyde, chastises the internet for its mediocrity and lack of intelligence, and does a very special Ask Me Anything. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Chime: Make everyday purchases count with Chime’s Secured Credit Builder Visa® Credit Card at www.chime.com/JACKIE Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible Pique: Get 10% off for life, backed

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00:53:06

Going Clear

Bitch Bible ·

2025/08/05

Jackie suspects she has been bugged by Scientology after her live show in Clearwater, discusses the real problem with Madi Prewett’s husband, and the traumatic experience of visiting a public splash pad on a weekend. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Magic Spoon: Get $5 off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BITCHBIBLE Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping on your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Hers: Get a personalized, affordable plan

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00:57:12

Urine on the Dance Floor

Bitch Bible ·

2025/07/29

How much does Jackie hate the beach? Let her count the ways… Jackie suggests JoJo Siwa is in desperate need of a transformational, spiritual journey to make up for the developmental damage she has accumulated as a former child star, asks Andrew what he loves most about her, and rails against frosted glass doors and the character flaws they harbor. Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors: Cornbread Hemp: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order

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01:06:33

Instant Showmanship

Bitch Bible ·

2025/07/22

Jackie recaps the first leg of her Dim the Lights tour, discovers that she is brave and vulnerable, and introduces Clyde to the bright lights of show business.Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Magic Spoon: Get $5 off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BITCHBIBLE Wayfair: Shop outdoor furniture, grills, lawn games, and way more for way less at www.Wayfair.com Pique: Get 20% off, plus a free rechargeable frother and glass beaker at www.Piquelife.com/Bible Home Chef: For a limited time, get

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00:46:52

Bitch Bible Classics: Me Against The Music

Bitch Bible ·

2025/07/19

Jackie deals with her Grammy nomination snub, why some funerals feel like low budge Coachella and delights with some new poetry she penned after a few cocktails of despair.Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible LittleSpoon: Get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 10% off your order at

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01:02:02

Recreationally Crazy

Bitch Bible ·

2025/07/15

Jackie is joined by Olympic figure skater Adam Rippon to discuss Chat GPT's lies, waxing mishaps, and Adam's obsession with collecting stone fruit, crystals, and life-size porcelain animals. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Pique: Get 20% off, plus a free rechargeable frother and glass beaker at www.Piquelife.com/Bible Chime: Open your account in 2 minutes at www.chime.com/JACKIE Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at

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00:49:37

The Pickling Princess

Bitch Bible ·

2025/07/08

Jackie takes up pickling, shoots up at a child’s birthday party in the park, and goes over her tour packing-list that will almost certainly get Josh searched by the TSA.Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one place www.Homes.com Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 10% off your order at

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00:55:17

Pop Culture News with Jackie

Bitch Bible ·

2025/07/01

Jackie mourns the death of quiet luxury, heralded by Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s childhood-trampoline-park-Chuck-E-Cheese style wedding invitations, grey CVS aisle carpet, and nonsensical guest list. Also, Sydney Sweeney’s collaboration with Basking Robbins - Gummy Bears!Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Pique: Nourish your body the right way. Get 20% off, plus a free rechargeable frother and glass beaker at Piquelife.com/Bible Ritual: Don’t settle for less than evidence-based support. Get

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00:56:33

Deep and Niche

Bitch Bible ·

2025/06/24

Jackie recounts a harrowing experience trying to buy candle pillars for grandma Gloria, has a religious experience with a pink canvas Bottega jacket, and regurgitates the timeless story of backdoor Rhonda.Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Pique: Nourish your body the right way. Get 20% off, plus a free rechargeable frother and glass beaker at Piquelife.com/Bible Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive

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00:59:29

Dead Jackie

Bitch Bible ·

2025/06/18

Jackie addresses some public scrutiny from a recent radio appearance, discusses what Labubu represents, talks shit on Andrew for party mix, and reveals her sister's childhood sapphic inclinations.Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Leesa: Get 25% off mattresses, plus get an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.com Cornbread CBD: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to save 30% on your first order at www.CornbreadHemp.com/BITCHBIBLE Chime: Work on your financial goals through Chime today,

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00:47:22

Bitch Bible Classic: She's Back

Bitch Bible ·

2025/06/14

Jackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confronted with a rat mid recording and has to seek shelter, refuge, alcohol and access to basic cable. New year, same bitch. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.hero.co Hungryroot: For a limited time, get free shipping and 50% off your first box, plus free dessert for life at

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01:00:59

Erase/Rewind

Bitch Bible ·

2025/06/10

Jackie is solo parenting this week and explains why Andrew's use of the words "Cozy" and "Chilly" is grounds for divorce. She also gives the single best piece of advice for high-schoolers, points out the consequences of Carrie Underwood turning her back on her gay fans, and makes her stance on Labubu clear. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Don’t settle for less than evidence-based support. Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off

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01:03:27

The Reverse Bethenny

Bitch Bible ·

2025/06/03

Jackie advises JLo and Sydney Sweeney to approach life from a place of 'no', gives her opinion on personalized license plates and Disney adults, and answers (and criticizes) listeners' burning questions.Dim the Lights Tickets: www.TheBitchBible.com/tour Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Addyi: Check out

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00:54:18

Tradgiki Tzatziki

Bitch Bible ·

2025/05/27

Jackie discusses bearing the burden of other people's stupidity, her new obsession with Dianna Agron's longing for a simple life with früt, and plans her second wedding.Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Cornbread CBD: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to save 30% on your first order at www.CornbreadHemp.com/BITCHBIBLE Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: Enter code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription

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