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Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast

Expecto Podtronum

Expecto Podtronum is a weekly Harry Potter podcast designated to all things Patronuses. Our hosts explore the Patronus Charm in depth, as well as covering each of its known corporeal forms.

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36:53

S2E27: Love & Patronuses

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/04/15

Main Discussion: Trauma = ability to cast a Patronus?Hogwarts needs a councilor Remus would have put Tonks on the moon if possibleLET YOURSELF BE HAPPY LUPIN!How is Tonks/Lupin different from Snape/Lily?James & Lily have a soulmate linkPlatonic love is still loveHarry and Ginny are individuals before a coupleThey are bonded through trauma Hot Take: Snape’s Patronus changing is the only one that is validTonks needed Taylor Tomlinson in her lifeWe’d love to hear from you!Send some Patronus Post

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19:17

S2E26: Brown Hare

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/04/08

All about this Patronus form:Luna’s Patronus!Little Bunny Foo Foo is violent for kids Bunnies are fast AF & thickLadies fight off unwanted suitorsProtected under UK Wildlife and Countryside Act “Mad as a March Hare” finally makes sense!Luna gives Alice vibesPersonality Traits:ArtisticToughAmbitiousVirtuousCeverSelfishJokesterUnreliablePatronus is RightWe know this is Luna’s Patronus, but does it make sense? Lucy thinks she needs something more magical, but the rest of us feel some traits fit

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17:48

S2E25: Eagle Owl

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/04/01

All about this Patronus form:We love owls!Owls are always judging youThey can be found all over the worldStrong birbEagle owl or Sri Lanka Devil Bird?Is this Owl from Winnie the Pooh?Carolyn’s notes make us laughInner voice and intrusive thought are not the sameTrelawny is the Oprah of deathLucy confuses her owlsPersonality Traits:LogicalReservedIntuitiveResilient AvoidantDetail orientedPerfectionist Whose Patronus is it anyway?The eagle owl is not a known Patronus of any characters in the Harry

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39:00

S2E24: Deerhound

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/03/25

All about this Patronus form:We're joined by special guests Katy McDaniel and Emily Strand from Potterversity podcast! Slytherin pride! Fluffier than a greyhound, but bodies are similarWe forget metrics conversions (again)Standard lifespan of a dog“Science & History with Liz!”Hunting kangaroos seems dangerousCan be noble without being knightedEmily barks all the time 😂A 3 foot dragonfly sounds terrifying We are still not a fan of the Patronus listPersonality

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31:21

S2E23: Hyena

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/03/18

All about this Patronus form:Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed didn’t get enough love in The Lion KingCat-like mammal, not a horse shaped horseScience with Liz getting its own spin off?? You will hear them laugh before you see themWere-hyenas are a thingMORE DUALITYCannon vs non-cannon Patronus suggestionsPersonality Traits:Socially intelligentTerritorialVocalAssertiveEasily excitableCunningCooperativeWhose Patronus is it anyway?In a non-cannon suggestion Carolyn pitches Whoopi Goldberg or Cheech Marin, due to

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22:24

S2E22: Crow

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/03/11

All about this Patronus form:The oldest captive crow was almost 60! Birds look smaller because they are far awayCrows don't like it when it is hotBABY”S ARE SO FLUFFY!Flock vs MurderLucy is here for the morbidUse pinecones as protectionMisunderstood in mythology & symbolism Personality Traits:IntelligentCuriousCautiousProtectiveEmotionally Intelligent PlayfulMischievousThe Patronus GameShould this really be a Patronus? Our hosts wrap it up pretty quickly by agreeing and even throwing out a few

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21:14

S2E21: Tiger

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/03/04

All about this Patronus form:Not boopable! Not nearly enough tigers in the world BIG CATS GOTTA EATThey guard the underworld in Chinese mythologyTigers are fiery and fearsome, radiating powerNever tickle sleeping tigerPersonality Traits:ConfidentAmbitious CompetitiveProtectiveStrongValiantLevel-headedLeaderWhose Patronus is it anyway?The tiger is not a known Patronus of any characters in the Harry Potter series. Carolyn asks us to hear her out after she pitches Aunt Muriel. Amy brings Grubbly-Plank

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56:11

S2E20: Fantastic Beasts

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/02/25

Main Discussion:Special guest Maja Bloom (Carrow in the Fantastic Beasts films) joins us for this episode!Amy finds her Patronus siblingMaja can keep secrets! Fat Thursday is our new favorite holidayWands are locked downTina’s Patronus could be a lynx or a rottweiler Does being a Legilimens affect your ability to cast a Patronus? New favorite quote: “We aren’t evil, we are just committed.”Cats are basically liquidDoes Leta fall on “Snape’s Sliding Scale?”Is Grindelwald’s Patronus Dumbledore? Our

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23:57

S2E19: Unicorn

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/02/18

All about this Patronus form:Magical Patronus Episode!Unicorns have beards? Flashback to 2010 YouTubeA rhino would make an ugly unicornIt's the national animal of ScotlandIf a unicorn loses its horn how do you know it's a unicorn? Voldy does what Voldy wantsPersonality Traits:PurityGraceInnocent SolitryShyIndependent IntuitiveWhose Patronus is it anyway?The unicorn is not a known Patronus of any characters in the Harry Potter series. Our hosts present their arguments as to why this Patronus would be

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19:56

S2E18: Fox Terrier

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/02/11

All about this Patronus form:Smooth or wiry? They are “the gentlemen of the terrier world”Hoity-toity in pop cultureRiding side saddle on fox huntsWhat makes a dog clunky?High prey driveNative Americans view them as a representation of witConstant Vigilance! I am sorry Dennis!Personality Traits:SmartSturdyHigh EnergyLoyalAdaptableCunningObservant Whose Patronus is it Anyway?The fox terrier is not a known Patronus of any characters in the Harry Potter series. Our hosts present their arguments as to

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21:25

S2E17: Rhino

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/02/04

All about this Patronus form:SAVE THE RINOS!Rhinos are 1 Stephanie tall at the shoulderSidney’s got confidence, Stephanie has confusionQuick family shout-out16 month long pregnancyUsain Bolt can’t run faster than a rhinoSidney throws shade…Personality Traits:IntelligentStrong-willedScare EasilyDefensiveGentleWhose Patronus is it Anyway?Liz’s spirit suggests a lycan for this Patronus, Bill perhaps? Xenophilius Lovegood would think it is an Eurumpet. Sidney comes from right field again. This time with

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23:15

S2E16: Scops Owl

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/01/28

All about this Patronus form:Jaunty little owlWe found Pigwidgeon!Never google owls naked!Duets are sung to find their one true loveSidney’s got punsChat with your ancestors through themOwls are judging youPersonality Traits:ElusiveAlertVigilantSolitary, except for partnerInstinctualWhose Patronus is it Anyway?Does it make sense for Ron, the secret divination master, to match his pet? Sidney pulls Marietta Edgecombe from the side and forces her into the ring. We’d love to hear from you!Send some

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39:22

S2E15: Rattlesnake

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/01/21

All about this Patronus form:Another Nope RopeLarge subspecies discrepancy Snakes can still swimThey don't chew their foodScience with Liz! Venom editionRattles break like nailsRattlesnakes like to cuddleDraco gets a new nicknameInstruments with AmyCan be a Stephanie-sized snakeDoes something have to be scary to be a protector? Personality Traits:IntuitiveResilientCuriousReserved MellowShakes things off easilyAvoidantThe Patronus GameDoes the size of the Patronus matter? Does it bite the dementor

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42:53

S2E14: Death Eaters

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/01/14

Main Discussion:Controlled chaos incoming! OG Pottermore will always be the bestDementors have no moralsHappy memories or happy feelings?The big bad- VoldemortSnape. Snape. Severus Snape. What's the prophecy timeline again? Lucius, Narcissa, and the Queen of EvilBaby Death EatersWe’d love to hear from you!Send some Patronus Post our way at expectopodtronum@gmail.com or find us on social media.Remember, a piece of chocolate a day keeps the Dementors away!Music/Sound Credits: “Food Show” by

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25:31

S2E13: Black & White Cat

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2026/01/07

All about this Patronus form:Not a breed of cat, just a specific coloringWhile only two colors, there are tons of patternsSidney loses her sh*tWe get science with AMYThese cats are everywhere in pop cultureCarolyn loses her sh*t over duology in symbolismWHAT KIND JOANN?!?!How can we assign this to anyone with so little informationSidney continues to lose her sh*tPersonality Traits:For this Patronus, there is such a wide variety of breeds these cats fall into it is impossible to pick personality

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18:06

S2E12: Greyhound

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2025/12/31

All about this Patronus form:The dog, not the bus.They just magically appeared Multi-purpose pupsBuilt for speed!Birth Importance: Sons, Greyhound puppies, everything elseReferenced in several ancient textsPersonality Traits:IndependentGentle NobleQuickSweetEnergeticFocusedWhose Patronus is it anyway?Like most Patronuses, this pup is looking for its owner. Amy throws out Madame Maxime as a hear me out, but makes very convincing points. Liz says if Princess Diana was a witch, this would be her

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21:27

S2E11: Osprey

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2025/12/24

All about this Patronus form:Osprey has Latin roots and means ‘Bone Breaker’Big BirdThey dive to catch their fish dinnersLooks like an eagle, but not an eagle2,700 miles flown in 13 daysSome ospreys are older than SidneyThese Bone Breakers are surrounded by positive symbolism Have a connection to Hermes from Greek mythologyPersonality Traits:ConspicuousLoyal FocusedIntegrityVocalPowerfulResilient Whose Patronus is it anyway?Carolyn thinks the osprey could belong to the man himself, Mr. Harry Potter

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31:40

S2E10: Buffalo

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2025/12/17

All about this Patronus form:Go Bills!Buffalo ≠ BisonNickname: Living Tractor of the EastBuffalo = Swamp CreatureDo not boop the BuffaloSurviving out here on no sleepHave a good sense of smellA sacred animal in many culturesPersonality Traits:SocialForm Strong bondsSensitiveProtectivePersistent Hard working StrongPatronus Feud Liz brings up the European Bison and Re’em as alternate candidates. We’d love to hear from you!Send some Patronus Post our way at expectopodtronum@gmail.com or find us on

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29:22

S2E9: Occamy

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2025/12/10

All about this Patronus form:Very rare patronusIt is a Danger Noodle with wingsDo not boop the occamyChoranaptyxis: A word born for the occamyAre their egg shells actually silver?Could a werewolf hold an occamy egg? Horseshaped occamy is a terrifying conceptFluffy Asian DragonPersonality Traits:TerritorialProtectiveAdaptableRareThe Patronus GameIs the occamy a good guardian? Can the other hosts convince Stephanie it's a good patronus?Whose Patronus is it Anyway?Bonus Section! Lavender, Fleur, and

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22:38

S2E8: Capuchin

Expecto Podtronum: A Harry Potter Podcast ·

2025/12/03

All about this Patronus form:Found in South AmericaSocial little creaturesJaunty Little Fellow Scale is now definedCapuchin’s get their name from the Order of the FriarsMARCEL (Friends fans will know)TrickstersSidney thinks a Capuchin would fit a Weasley twin. Personality Traits:SmartSociableAssertiveOpenNeuroticCuriousManipulativePatronus FeudGet ready to fight! The capuchin goes up against spider monkeys, baboons, chimps. Sidney thinks there should just be more monkeys in general. We’d love to

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