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Relatively Blonde

Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears

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01:02:43

Breastfeeding, Breaks & Blue Jobs 🫢

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/10/01

This week we’re chatting all things chaos — starting with some very questionable tongue twisters and the fact that our December Relatively Blonde show is officially SOLD OUT!!We also catch up on our collab with the girls from Us Two Podcast, discuss Lorri’s mum deciding she wants to become a witch 🧙‍♀️ and somehow find ourselves talking about GTA 6 and the absolute mission that is trying to get Oasis tickets.Elsewhere, we get into pink jobs and blue jobs, the debate around breastfeeding in public,

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01:02:22

US TWO PODCAST x RELATIVELY BLONDE 💋💕🎙️

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/09/25

This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are joined by Megan and Nadine from Us Two Podcast for the collab you didn’t know you needed! 🎙️💗We’re getting into absolutely EVERYTHING — from how we all met, the infamous crutch and muffin top situation, and why making plans as an adult feels like a full-time job… to parasocial relationships, the Ibiza flower girl, and some truly horrific dating stories. 😂And obviously, things get a little unhinged. We’re talking body counts, the strangest places

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01:07:55

WE DONE OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW🥹 : Concussed, Nearly...

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/09/17

WE SURVIVED BERLINKYS!!! 😭💗Our first ever Relatively Blonde live podcast happened and obviously we need to talk about EVERYTHING — including Jade making her grand entrance onto the stage concussed… before nearly being SET ON FIRE. Honestly, could it have gone any other way?We also hear possibly the most chaotic one-night-stand story ever, involving waking up the next morning to find a FERRET at the end of the bed. Yes. A ferret. 😭Elsewhere, we get into Bonnie Blue, the fact that some of you

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00:54:58

Did you just FART on my CHIN?! 😭💀

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/09/10

This week we’re asking the question nobody expected… are we officially a sex podcast now?! 😭💗We start off comparing our heights before things very quickly descend into farting on chins, snapped banjos and role play. So, you know… a completely normal episode.We also chat Stevie Nicks, Frasers and Braehead, opinionated in-laws and a moving home dilemma that gets us properly divided on relationships, family and how much you should really compromise.As always, expect inappropriate oversharing,

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00:57:06

Beauty Must Haves, Findom Stories & A Midlife Crisis?

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/09/04

This week there’s only one place we can possibly start… **BERLINKYS IS THIS WEEK!!!** 😭💗 After months of planning, stressing and talking about it approximately 400 times, our first ever Relatively Blonde Takeover is finally here and we genuinely cannot believe it.Before we get too emotional though, Lorri appears to be having what can only be described as a **midlife crisis**, while Jade casually drops a skin hack that might just change your life. We also get into what we’ve been watching lately,

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00:54:05

Santa Ponsa, Cat In The Hat & Looksmaxxing

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/08/27

Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde 💖This week, we’re covering everything from Santa Ponsa and Starbucks orders to looksmaxxing, road rage and some truly questionable things that have been said in the bedroom. So… a very normal episode from us.We kick things off with a catch-up on **Santa Ponsa**, before discussing **Grant’s Patreon appearance** and, for reasons that will make sense when you listen, **Cat in the Hat appearances**. Honestly, don’t ask.We’re also sharing our

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01:03:04

FUNNIEST Episode Yet?!?

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/08/20

Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.comInstagram: @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodesFollow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

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00:47:42

Chaos, Controversial Opinions & Chicken Sandwiches

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/08/07

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-healthThis week we kick things off by asking a dangerous question... what opinions do you have that would probably get you cancelled? 😅 Needless to say, things escalate almost immediately.From there, we find ourselves reflecting on visiting the 9/11 Memorial & Museum in New York and why it ended up being one of the most emotional and unforgettable experiences we've ever had. We also chat about Ariana Grande, how much she's changed

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00:58:08

WE SOLD OUT IN FOUR MINUTES!!!🥹

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/07/30

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-healthWelcome back to Relatively Blonde 💋This week we're feeling very grateful... and only slightly chaotic.We kick things off by celebrating the fact that our very first Berlinkys Takeover sold out in just four minutes (we're still not over it), before giving a very well-deserved shoutout to the one person who probably deserves credit for this podcast existing in the first place - we are looking at you, K!From there, we're

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00:53:08

Berlinkys Takeover, Toilet Tig & My Boyfriend ghosted...

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/07/23

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-healthThis week is a big one... because we're finally spilling all the details about our very first Relatively Blonde Live Takeover at Berlinkys Glasgow! 🥹🪩💗 We chat about how it all came together, what you can expect on the day, and why we're still slightly in disbelief that it's actually happening.Elsewhere, Jade unlocks what might be the world's most niche childhood game (seriously... has anyone else ever played toilet

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01:05:42

The Bare Minimum, Katie Price & A Family Feud

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/07/16

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-healthAnother week, another episode, and somehow we've managed to cram even more chaos into one conversation than usual. 💁🏼‍♀️✨This week, we're catching you up on what we've been up to before discussing the hilarious (and slightly unhinged) things proud mums do, the latest Katie Price and Peter Andre headlines, this year's Love Island, and the Rupert Lowe controversy. We also play an unexpectedly difficult game of "guess who

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00:56:43

Work wives, Road Rage & Rotten Hygiene 🤢

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/07/09

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-healthAnother week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨This week kicks off with what can only be described as a riveting conversation about… bins. Don’t ask us how we got there, because we honestly couldn’t tell you.From there, we tackle one of life’s biggest unanswered questions - what actually came first, the chicken or the egg? Naturally, we end up

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00:56:06

Turn ons, Toxic Workplaces & Trips To The Spa

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/07/02

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨This week, we're talking all things spa days as we settle the age-old debate: facials or massages... which one is actually worth the money? We also spill all the tea from our night at the Scottish Podcast Awards, where we were absolutely over the moon to receive Highly Commended in our category

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01:01:36

World Cup, 'Would You Rather' & Embarrassing Sex...

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/06/25

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week, the blondes are back with absolutely no plan, plenty of opinions, and several conversations that probably should've stayed in the group chat 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️We kick things off with Craig Ferguson, who successfully completed his walk across America and raised £1 million for SAMH - iconic, emotional, and honestly making the rest of us feel incredibly lazy.From there, we get into the World Cup, American football chants,

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00:45:40

Bonnie Blue, Baby Midas & The Downfall of Susanna Reid

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/06/18

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, unnecessary opinions, and conversations that start in one place and end somewhere completely different 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week, Lorri explains why she didn't end up going to Florida after all - and surprisingly, why she's actually totally okay with it. Meanwhile, she's made up for it by booking an extra night in Vegas for her upcoming solo trip, because apparently we're

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00:54:52

Cults, Chaos & Cursed Movies

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/06/11

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Against all odds, another week has passed and the blondes have somehow found themselves back behind the microphones - armed with opinions, questionable stories, and absolutely no intention of staying on topic 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week we celebrate hitting 300 Patreon besties (which genuinely blows our minds), before immediately derailing the episode by letting you hear some of the sound bites Grant has been creating behind the

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00:57:37

Strip Clubs, Male Bragging & The 27 Club

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/06/05

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Before we even get started this week, we need to address the fact that absolutely nobody was steering the ship. The topics are chaotic, the opinions are strong, and at several points we completely lose track of how we got onto the subject in the first place 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week, Jade debriefs us on her London trip - the highlights, the lowlights, and everything in between - before we get into why we've officially fallen out

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01:02:13

Fake Butter, Becki Jones & Red Flags We Chose To Ignore

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/05/28

Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-healthFresh week, fresh chaos, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones once again - armed with opinions, emotional instability, and absolutely no media training 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week’s episode starts off with the Louise Thompson controversy before taking a slightly more emotional turn as Lorri opens up about the lack of understanding around autism - the misconceptions, the frustrations, and the things people really

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01:05:04

Mounjaro, Molly-Mae & Unsolicited D!ck Pics🍆

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/05/21

Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-healthThe blondes are back for another week of oversharing, spiralling, and speaking far too confidently on topics we absolutely aren’t qualified to discuss 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week’s episode kicks off with a very honest chat about Mounjaro and how it’s actually affected us - the good, the bad, and the side effects that nobody really prepares you for.From there, we get into Jade officially closing her books at the salon

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00:57:13

Minging Matcha, Marrying Murderers & Why We Should...

Relatively Blonde ·

2026/05/15

https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-healthNew week, new episode, and somehow the blondes are back once again - still surviving on caffeine, chaos, and the belief that every thought deserves a microphone 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week’s episode kicks off with an absolutely brutal review of Tim Hortons matcha (honkin’ is putting it lightly), before we somehow spiral into non-surgical facelifts, booby sucking, and the lengths people (Lorri) will go to in the pursuit of beauty.From there, we proudly confess our love

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